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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:23:20 GMT -5
Results this week will be without the images and some other things do to my time restraints. But at least their up, and this shouldn't happen again.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:23:35 GMT -5
Thunder 2 May 15th, 2011
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:24:28 GMT -5
Joe Stabler: Ladies and Gentlemen: thank you for joining us on another action packed GWA show, things are heating up, but aren’t they always….. (Just then the lights go out as an ‘X’ appears on the GWA HD screen. This is not the letter ‘x’ but the Roman numeral ‘X’ signifying the number 10.)
[The sound of horses hooves can be heard. On top of the ‘X’ we see THE ROYAL HORSEMEN. Under the ‘X’ we can see the phrase TEN YEARS OF GREATNESS.] Kid Jones: What the hell is going on? (Smoke fills the ramp way entrance out steps dress in black shoes, dress pants, black shirt wearing his custom diamond filled platinum chain with the ‘RH’ as the charm Troy ‘The Baller’ Franklin is seen with a devilish grin on his face as the fans are going wild.) [The Baller looks to his right as ‘Requiem of a Dream’ hits as smoke once again fills the ramp way entrance and out steps dressed in all black, shoes, pants and shirt also wearing his custom diamond filled platinum chain with the ‘RH’ as the charm is THE SILENT ASSASSIN] Joe Stabler: OH MY GOD………………..BRIEN CAGE HAS RETURNED!!! (The fans are now in an uproar as Brien Cage is now standing next to The Baller.) [The Baller now looks to his left as ‘Who Shot Ya’ hits] Kid Jones: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Smoke once again fills the ramp way entrance and out steps dressed in all black, shoes, pants and shirt also wearing his custom diamond filled platinum chain with the ‘RH’ as the charm is THE DEAN!! The sound is ear busting as THE ROYAL HORSEMEN are once again reunited. Mice in hand The Dean speaks Dean: My grandfather God rest his soul taught me that if you will practice to mind your own business for 6 months, and then for the next 6 months you leave other peoples business alone, when the next 6 months roll around it will be time for you to mind your own business again! This goes out to all the new jacks, to the new kids on the block, to all the wet behind the ears dirty mouth, snotty noise children in the GWA. The big kids are back!! So stay tuned for you up and coming impending……….DESTRUCTION!!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:24:48 GMT -5
Kid Shinobi vs Low Low Valentine
Joe Stabler: This match in the GWA Midget Division was the first of three midget division matches to see who would be in the #1 contenders triple threat match later on in the show.
Kid Jones: Both Kid Shinobi & Low Low Valentine gave it 100% effort to try and move on to the triple threat match.
Joe Stabler: But only one superstar could move on with a win.
Kid Jones: And that GWA Midget Division superstar was Kid Shinobi.
Joe Stabler: Kid Shinobi shocked the world when he defeated former GWA Midget Division Champion Low Low Valentine.
Winner: Kid Shinobi
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:25:07 GMT -5
TV Title Lex Future vs Mr. Ultimate vs Rob Winter
Joe Stabler: The second episode of GWA Thunder started off with a big bang as the opening match was a ladder match for the GWA TV Championship.
Kid Jones: In this match we saw the debut of new GWA superstar Lex Future , the return to the wrestling ring of GWA Hall of Famer Mr.Ultimate , and the first title defence of GWA TV Champion Rob Winter.
Joe Stabler:That's right Kid. Rob Winter won the GWA TV Championship last week when he no showed his match on GWA Thunder and showed up on GWA Worldwide and defeated then GWA TV Champion Bad Ass Brian to bring the title home to GWA Thunder.
Kid Jones: The match was a classic as Mr.Ultimate showed why he is an icon , a legend , a Hall of Famer. But at the same time Lex Future proved he should be in the GWA and has what it takes to compete with the big boys.
Joe Stabler: But in the end Rob Winter showed why he is the GWA TV Champion when he climbed the ladder and grabbed the belt for the win.
Winner: and still champ Rob Winter
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:27:49 GMT -5
The Suffering’s theme music starts to an ovation of boos. The video playing on the big screen shows them dominating the tag team ranks, but then it slowly changes to showing awkward camera angles of some of their moves and ring positioning to make things look homoerotic. Then a big rainbow comes on the screen and the music changes to some happy dance beat and out comes two guys dressed exactly like The Suffering, except the black leather has been coloured bright pink. They skip around the stage and then down the ramp throwing flowers to the audience. They get into the ring and grab mics.
Voice: HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO, GWA. It is SOOOOOO super to be here. I’m Pain. Grrrrrr
Voice 2: And I’m Agony and I’m sooo super grumpy right now.
Fake Pain: Why is that you big silly? We are out and proud and loving it.
Fake Agony: It’s not that, you goose, it’s that Loaded Dice really made fun of us during the week. I mean, I don’t sound ANYTHING like that.
Fake Pain: Those two sour pusses are just mad that we so beat them at the PPV. They wanted our leather straps and were unable to get them from our fantastically manicured hands.
Fake Agony: But I’m upset, Pain. And not the emo fake upset that we do all the time to make us look like all vicious and stuff. I’m truly upset with those sexy guys.
Fake Pain: They are so damn dream with their luscious locks and muscular bodies.
Both guys stop and start rubbing their nipples only to realise they are still on camera. They stop.
Fake Pain: I think they only way we’re going to settle this is to give them another title shot and beat their little butts just red.
Fake Agony: Oh, that sounds saucy. Count me in.
Just then, the guys rip the masks off and it’s Loaded Dice, Rick “The Rocker” Diamond and “The Cowboy” Chris Carter. The fans start a “RWC” chant.
RD: Pain, Agony, all joking aside. The time for games stops right frickin’ now! You want to walk around the back like you are gods here. But my partner and I will show you and the world that you are just sad little boys that like to play dress up even more than we do.
CC: You can come out with your little emo angsty talk about how dark and meanacing you are but you guys are about as metal as Nickleback! We want another shot at the GWA World Tag Team Titles.
Fans Cheers
RD: And we want it at Blood Bath. Titles on the line in a Barbwire Ladder Match. You guys want to get extreme? You want a real blood bath? How far are you willing to take it? We are ready to spill every bit of blood from our bodies to succeed. Are you?
CC: Tick tock, cupcakes. What’s it going to be? We’ve signed the contract it’s sitting in Levi’s office. All you need is to scribble your names and your little love hearts around each other’s names and make this happen. And if you don’t? We are going to truly enjoy making you sign the contract with your own damn blood!
RD: This is going to happen, Suffering, choose the easier way. We maybe a couple of fun loving rednecks that like to have fun. But when the situation gets real. You have never met two more sadistic and mental son of bitches on the planet. And you can take that to the bank.
“Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” by Big & Rich starts to a huge ovation and Loaded dice start throwing the pink Suffering costume to the crowd exposing their own wrestling gear underneath.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:28:18 GMT -5
The GWA Thunder-tron comes on and we see Levi Hershey talking on his phone at his desk.
Levi Hershey: I know what tonight is. I know what the plan is.
Voice on other end: If you screw this up Levi it will set our plans back mouths even years. Do you understand ?
Levi Hershey: Yes I do. I know we can't let Mike C win the gauntlet match.
Voice on other end: If he does we must have a back up plan.
Levi Hershey: I have one and I think your going to like it. Because it will be a cold day in hell before that British wanker wins any thing.
Here's what I got in mind. Tell me what you think.
The GWA Thunder-tron fades to black as Levi & the other person talk strategy.
Joe Stabler: That can't be good for Mike C.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:28:33 GMT -5
Agony vs Chris Carter vs Tony Hayes
Joe Stabler: The triple threat match between three members of three of GWA Thunder's Tag Teams was all it was hyped to be.
Kid Jones: It sure was Joe. All three superstars were out to prove that even though they did not have their tag team partners with them that they could get the job done.
Joe Stabler: The three GWA superstars would end up beating the holy hell out of one another to get the win.
Kid Jones: Somehow someway Chris Carter would get the win proving that Loaded Dice could be the next big tag team.
Winner: Chris Carter
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:28:54 GMT -5
Now time for the gauntlet.....
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:29:17 GMT -5
Match 1 - Mike C vs. Grilled Cheese
Both Mike C and Grilled Cheese were in the ring when this one started. Grilled Cheese went to shake hands with Mike C who smirked and returned the favour. Mike C began saying something to Grilled Cheese who nodded his head in agreement. Suddenly, Levi Hershey's music hit and he made his way to the ring.
Hershey: Oh no, not like this Mike C! I know you two are buddies but I tell you something you are not getting out of this fight! So Grilled Cheese, if you don't put up a fight then YOU ARE FIRED!
Mike C leans over the ropes and begins shouting and gesturing at Hershey who laughs. The bell then rang and suddenly Grilled Cheese attempted a schoolboy on Mike C, nearly getting the three count! Both men got up and Cheese ran at Mike C, attempting a clothesline. However Mike C was able to catch him with a small package for the 1...2...3!
Winner: Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:29:33 GMT -5
Match 2 - Mike C vs. Ezekiel Tyson
Hershey: Well I was hoping for some more violence from the both of you but don't worry, I'm sure your next opponent will bring that. I give you 309lbs of pure strength, a man who is p***ed off about what you've been saying about his family and the only former GWA World Champion in this match...Ezekiel Tyson!
Tyson made his way to the ring and immediately used his strength to gain the upper hand on Mike C. At one point he almost had Mike C pinned with a double handed chokeslam. However Mike C was able to fight back and after nailing a fisherman's suplex he rolled over and locked in the Classyleaf, forcing Tyson to tap out.
Winner: Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:29:50 GMT -5
Match 3 - Mike C vs. Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson
Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson: This is a complete and utter joke. Why the hell I am being treated like a has been or a never was. I will tell you why.
It's because the man is trying to keep a strong willed black man down. You see they want a yes man like that Uncle Tom Levi Hershey. Well GWA Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson is not now or never will be a yes man or Uncle Tom for the man aka whitey.
That's right I said it. But there is nothing they can do about it. As for this match count me out because there is no way in hell I am going to be in it.
Leroy drops the mic exits the ring and makes his way back up the ramp to boos and hisses from the crowd. When he gets to the stage he turns to the crowd and flips them off and walks to the back.
The ref start to count...
Referee - 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!
The Hammer has been counted out!
Winner - Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:30:20 GMT -5
Match 4 - Mike C vs. Klu Klux Klowns
Mike C was barely able to get to his feet as the next opponents made their way out.
Hershey: Ok enough talk, Klowns get down to the ring and finish him!
Krazy and Killa Klown hit the ring quick and began dismantling Classy Mike C before he could get to his feet. They were able to double team him effectively and their speed advantage left Mike C a sitting duck. However Mike C did manage to launch a fightback, knocking Krazy Klown from the ring before attempting to nail Killa Klown with a Manchester Kiss. However Krazy Klown was able to roll back in and take out Mike C's knee. The Klowns began working the knee before attempting a Whoopie Cushion. Mike C managed to move however and launched another fightback. This time he just about had the Klowns reeling when Krazy once again took out his knee. Killa Klown held Mike C up and Krazy attempted a super kick. However Mike C moved and Krazy connected with Killa! Mike C then booted Krazy in the gut before nailing him with a double armed DDT and getting the 1...2...3!
Winner - Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:30:39 GMT -5
Match 5 - No Disqualification - Mike C vs. Nakita Korchenko
Mike C was down and clutching his knee after that one. Levi Hershey was looking increasingly pissed off.
Hershey: Well I guess we've had to save the best 'til last! Your opponent for this one is the man who BEAT you for the GWA International Championship and the man you screwed over last week at Thunder! So let's make this one interesting, let's make this a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH! Bring out Nakita Korchenko...and anyone else he chooses to bring!
Nakita Korchenko made his way to the ring just as Mike C was back on his feet. Following him were Pain, Agony and "Ruthless" Rick Danger, each looking pissed off. Korchenko entered the ring and Mike C immediately began unloading right hands on him, however Korchenko managed to catch him with a hard kick to the knee and disable him. What followed was a brutal beat down, with Korchenko nailing Mike C with an array of power moves including a sick jumping piledriver and an implant DDT before locking in a sleeper hold. Before Mike C could be counted out however, Korchenko released the hold and tossed Mike C to the outside where The Suffering beat him mercilessly. Meanwhile Levi Hershey stood at the top of the ramp smiling and taking this demolition in. The Suffering rolled Mike C back to Korchenko who went to hit him with the Russian Sickle, however Rick Danger got up on the apron with Mike C's cricket bat and tossed it to Korchenko. Korchenko smiled and lined up Mike C for a shot. When Mike C got to his feet Korchenko swung, however Mike C was able to duck! When Korchenko turned around Mike C grabbed the bat and nailed Korchenko with it before quickly pinning him 1...2...3 just before the Suffering could break it up!
Winner: Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:30:57 GMT -5
Levi Hershey looked pissed off, stomping up and down on the stage and remonstrating. Meanwhile Global Domination launched a group attack on Mike C with the referee helpless to stop it! Rick Danger shoved the ref from the ring as his men took Mike C apart. Suddenly, Grilled Cheese and The New Revolution hit the ring! Cheese nailed Rick Danger with Toastie as The New Revolution removed Korchenko and squared up with The Suffering, who back away from their rival tag team champions. The three men raised Mike C to his feet as the crowd went wild!
Kid Jones: Looks like Classy Mike C will live to fight another day thanks to his former associates The New Revolution and his...whatever relationship they have, I don't know...but also thanks to Grilled Cheese and Toastie!
Joe Stabler: And watch out GWA Thunder, Mike C is back in the title hunt!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:31:08 GMT -5
Lil Nightmare vs. Pee Wee Gold
Joe Stabler: This match was the second midget division match to see who got into triple threat match.
Kid Jones: Both Lil Nightmare & Pee Wee Gold looked a little nervous at first to start the match. But I believe that's because they have not seen any in ring action in awhile.
Joe Stabler: After they got over the nerves and the ring rust. The match was absolutely awesome.
Kid Jones: It sure was Joe. Both superstars would use every move they know.
Joe Stabler: And in the end Pee Wee Gold would get the win.
Winner: Pee Wee Gold
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:31:24 GMT -5
Rip Jagger vs "The Half-pint Beefcake" Terry Wood
Joe Stabler: In the thrid and final midget division match to see who gets in the triple threat match we saw Rip Jagger take on "The Half-pint Beefcake" Terry Wood.
Kid Jones: And what a match it was. Rip beat Terry from pillar to post for most of the match. Until Terry had enough and started dishing out the pain.
Joe Stabler: They beat each other to a bloody pulp. By the time the match was over both men could not even stand.
Kid Jones: But Rip Jagger would triumph and get the win.
Winner: Rip Jagger
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:31:42 GMT -5
Chris Future vs The Baller vs KOP vs Tyrone Love
Joe Stabler: This match had it all. First when KOP was making his entrance Troy "The Baller" Franklin would attack him from behind taking him out.
Second the GWA Thunder-tron would show Tyrone Love in the back taken out but no one saw who did it.
Kid Jones: So this left the Falls Count Anywhere match down to "Hotstuff" Chris Future and Troy "The Baller" Franklin. And what a fight it was.
Joe Stabler: Future and Franklin battled throughout the arena. Both men taking turns getting the upper hand. And nearly winning the match.
Kid Jones: Both GWA legends would stop at nothing to win as they would take ever low road they could to get their upper hand. But one mistake by Franklin would be his undoing.
Joe Stabler: Chris Future would pin Troy "The Baller" Franklin in the ladies restroom while several hot women looked on.
Winner: Chris Future
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:32:00 GMT -5
#1 Midget Title Contender Kid Shinobi vs Pee Wee Gold vs Rip Jagger
Joe Stabler: The triple threat match to crown a new #1 contender to the GWA Midget Division Title was so awesome the crowd wanted it to happen again.
Kid Jones: This was by far the greatest midget division match ever as all three superstars would each get three near falls.
Joe Stabler: But only Pee Wee Gold would come out on top with the win.
Winner: Pee Wee Gold
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:32:37 GMT -5
Midget Title Ultimo Shock vs El Loco Hombre Jr.
Joe Stabler: Moments ago we saw Pee Wee Gold become the new #1 contender to the GWA Midget Division Title. Now we find out who he will face as El Loco Hombre Jr defends his title against Ultimo Shock.
Kid Jones: Ultimo Shock has been waiting for his opportunity to get a shot at the GWA Midget Division Title. And on this night he made the most of it.
Joe Stabler: He sure did as he upset the current champ El Loco Hombre Jr and took his title.
Kid Jones: After the match Pee Wee Gold attack Ultimo Shock and told him to shine up the belt because daddy was coming to get it.
Winner: Ultimo Shock (new Midget Division Champion)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:32:53 GMT -5
Global Title TKO vs. JD Screw vs. AJ Johnson
Joe Stabler: The main event was a match between three GWA superstars who were not afraid to throw caution to the wind.
Kid Jones: It was three guys that would not go quitely into the night. The fans on hand and watching live on tv around the world saw one of the greatess steel cage matches ever.
Joe Stabler: That they did Kid. All three men would successfully and not so successfully hit moves off the top of the cage.
Kid Jones: TKO would take himself out of the match when he would go for a moon sault off of the top of the cage and missing so badly he would hit head first knocking himself out and almost ending not only his career but his life.
Joe Stabler: The match would come down to JD Screw hitting his finisher off the top of the cage on to AJ allowing to get the win.
Winner: JD Screw (new GWA Global Champion)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 18, 2011 22:33:16 GMT -5
ENDING After the match JD Screw climbs to his feet as AJ Johnson and TKO make their way to the back and the cage is lifted from around the ring. Suddenly "Staring At The Rude Bois" by Gallows ft. Lethal Bizzle plays over the sound system and JD smiles while looking up the ramp, awaiting Classy Mike C. Seconds pass and there is still no sign of Mike C when suddenly he emerges from the crowd cricket bat in hand. Mike C rolls into the ring as the crowd pop and waits for JD Screw to turn round.
Kid Jones: Looks like Mike C has a present for JD Screw!
Joe Stabler: Turn around JD!
After a few moments JD turns and Mike C goes to nail him with the bat! JD flinches, however Mike C stops himself almost as quickly as he started and laughs. The music cuts out and Mike C calls for a microphone.
Mike C: Ha ha! You see JD, I do have a sense of humour! Making you squirm like a little girl, priceless! Now I want to cut through all the crap and all the nonsense and speak man to man, wrestler to wrestler...hillbilly to hooligan. It's well documented JD, you hate me and I despise you but the fact of the matter is we are the two top guys in this company right now and certainly the two top guys on Thunder. And unless you're asking those moronic little children you were playing video games with or Grilled Cheese who'd pick me and Toastie...we're the two most popular with the people that matter, the fans!
The fans go wild.
Mike C: Now last week you were able to pin me thanks to AJ Johnson's dense skull, which surely must count as a foreign object. But I'm man enough to accept that and move on. You also laid down your little challenge, Blood Bath...JD Screw vs. Classy Mike C...
The fans again go wild and begin chanting "Blood Bath! Blood Bath!".
Mike C: Well JD...I thought you would never ask! But you know I was also thinking...what happens if your over-zealous buddies have sniffed a bit too much turps that night and decide to get involved? What if Loaded Dice, or Melissa Wild, or that wee fella want to get in on the action and preserve your reputation?
The fans begins to chant "Beefcake! Beefcake!" as JD Screw shakes his head and insists that won't be the case.
Mike C: Well JD, you may say it now but there is always that possibility. So I accept you challenge, but on my terms. I don't want a one-on-one, straight down the line match. And y'know, tonight's match looked such fun and I wasn't even involved! So I want 15ft of steel, no pin falls, no submissions, no disqualifications or count outs...I want Mike C and JD Screw in a classic...STEEL CAGE MATCH!
The fans pop as JD Screw smiles and nods his head. Mike C walks up to JD Screw and they're now nose to nose.
Mike C: JD...we've been skirting around this for months now but in a few weeks you will have to finally face up to the fact that when we are left one-on-one...I am better than you! And you know what you can do with that...you can...
Crowd: LIKE IT OR LUMP IT!
Mike C:...You can...CATCH PHRASE! "Mate".
Mike C gives JD Screw a light punch on the arm and smiles as the two men stare each other down.
Kid Jones: There you have it, Mike C and JD Screw finally meet one-on-one in a steel cage at Blood Bath!
Joe Stabler: This is going to be one for the ages!
Mike C and JD Screw continue to stare each other down as Thunder goes off the air.
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