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Post by brunofalcone on May 1, 2011 23:02:43 GMT -5
You four rp here
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on May 2, 2011 5:50:38 GMT -5
We open outside the London Arena, just after the end of the Paul Rowland Memorial Cup. At the entrance to the parking garage, a large group of fans have gathered and seem to be p****d off. Chants of "This Is Bull S**t!" fill the air and some fans are really testing the mettle of the security guards who have formed a barricade to stop anyone entering the arena.
The parking garage doors open and a coach emblazoned with the GWA logo, carrying GWA staff and backstage crew exits. It struggles it's way through the crowd who throw garbage and bang their hands against the side in scenes more reminiscent of a warzone than a wrestling event. One man even cracks a window with a cricket bat before being tackled by security, leaving the coach passengers petrified. When the coach has escape, as a final insult one fan hurls a balloon filled with red paint at the windscreen, obscuring the driver's view as he speeds away.
With the coach gone the fans again turn their attention to the doors and the source of the fans anger becomes clear as they start to chant "Classy Mike! Classy Mike!". As the fans begin to push harder against the security guards, an announcement is made over the PA system.
PA System: Ladies & Gentlemen please remain calm. We have arranged for an address from the man you are all shouting for, Classy...Mike...C!
The garage doors once again open and the fans go wild as Mike C emerges. The former International & Hardcore champion does not look happy as he storms out, microphone in one hand and cricket bat in the other. The fans chant "Classy Mike! Classy Mike!" louder than before as Mike C paces up and down in front of them. After a few moments Mike C holds up his cricket bat to gesture for silence.
Mike C: Ladies and Gentlemen...I AM CLASSY MIKE C...
Crowd: AND I AM NOT A VERY NICE MAN!
Mike C: ...AND I HAVE BEEN SCREWED BY THE GWA ONCE AGAIN!
The fans jeer loudly and Mike C shakes his head.
Mike C: You see this? We have a camera up there...you see this Russell Lee? You see this Levi Hershey? All these people who have waited behind hours after the show, the event they paid a lot of money for so they could see their favourite GWA superstar and fellow countryman in action? Well this is what happens when you come to London, when you have THE best wrestler in your company who just happens to be English...and then you drop him altogether from the card.
The fans jeer again.
Mike C: Now I have made it clear about how I feel about what happened at Spring Stampede and I have made it clear how I feel about the way I have been treated since joining GWA. You would think the GWA management would pick up on that, no? So what happens tonight? Classy Mike C gets screwed again! And you know why? You know why Classy Mike C got screwed? Because Russell Lee, Levi Hershey, Vinny Falcone...they know they cannot control me, and that scares the hell out of them. You saw last week at Worldwide what happens when I get screwed, and in their infinite wisdom they've decided that in order to teach me a lesson they'll keep doing exactly the same thing they've been doing without it working...pissing me off! Well London, listen to me and listen to me good...this is the last time this happens. This is the last time I pour my heart and soul into getting ready for an event, especially in front of my hometown fans, only to get shafted. Now tonight they've had their little draft, and I don't know if you have been told but I was the number one pick and I'll be on the new brand...GWA Thunder!
The fans go wild at this.
Mike C: So I've been asking myself why. Why take your number one pick, the top guy in GWA, and remove him from a pay-per-view in his home country? Hell, I was more than happy to fight in the tournament without winning the belt at the end. I was here to fight in front of my loyal fans and honour the memory of Paul Rowland, as far as I cared they could give their little belt away...which they practically did. But this silly little stipulation, the stipulation I had thrust upon me despite coming out on top at Spring Stampede, stopped all that. But I tell you something London, that stipulation is not the real reason. You see I may be the top man in this company, and I may be great for ratings, but the reason I'm not standing here with the Paul Rowland Memorial Cup held aloft is simple...Levi Hershey and Russell Lee do not want someone out of their jurisdiction as the champion on their new flagship brand.
The fans jeer loudly.
Mike C: And who falls under their jurisdiction? Who has been knocking around GWA for a long old time, loyal to the end? Who sucks corporate balls and got castrated by the bosses to get to the top? I'll tell you who, "Mr. GWA" himself AJ Johnson!
The fans give a mixed reaction to AJ Johnson.
Mike C: Now AJ, you and I both know that I am better than you. I've beaten you four times already in one form or another, and these fans are going to see me beat you a fifth time on the debut of GWA Thunder. But you're in luck AJ, because I'll have to save the proper beating I'm going to give your corporate arse for another night and just make do with beating you again. Because lucky for you, there's two other men in there. Now Nakita Korchenko...
The fans jeer loudly.
Mike C: ...Nakita you and your buddies in Global Domination made me an offer earlier tonight and don't you worry, you will get an answer on Thunder. But believe me if you try and lie down like you did against Tsunami, regardless of whether or not we're team mates, I will drag you up and kick your arse! I don't do cowardice and I certainly don't do ass-kissing so you better come ready to fight. Then, there is JD Screw...
The fans cheers and a small "JD Screw" chant breaks out.
Mike C: Now JD, we've been skirting backwards and forwards over this for a long time. But finally the day is here, and finally we get to meet in the ring as opponents. If there is one thing I can say about you that's positive JD it's that you hate me just as much as I hate you, and I only hope I get to face you one-on-one down the line so we can go at it good and proper. But on Sunday you'll end up just like you did against AJ Johnson earlier tonight, defeated and humiliated. And to be honest, if you can't even beat the man I've had in my pocket for the last two months then I'm not sure you're worthy of stepping in my ring, no matter how many hicks you surround yourself with.
Mike C: Thunder is going to be quite an event GWA, the start of a new era. And what better way to start it than with the destruction of an old one? Levi Hershey, Russell Lee, AJ Johnson and the rest of you cronies that long for the past - GWA is going to be all about the future and whether you like it or not, that means it'll be all about me. I'm going to be there and I'm going to be in the same destructive, out-of-control, take no prisoners mood that I always am and always will be, whether you like it...
Crowd: OR LUMP IT!
Mike C tosses the microphone to the crowd and heads back inside. The fans fight over it but the technical team are able to cut it out before anyone can say anything. Instead the fans resume their chant of "Classy Mike! Classy Mike!".
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Post by rickdanger on May 3, 2011 13:44:29 GMT -5
Scene opens inside a restaurant where we se "Ruthless" Rick Danger and Nakita Korchenko talking over dinner.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Well comrade do you think the plan has worked to get other GWA superstars to join Global Domination ?
Nakita Korchenko: Relax comrade Rick. Everything is going to plan soon ve vill have members of Global Domination on both vorldvide and thunder.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Ok Nakita if you say so I will relax. But I am just concerned that it's all going to blow up in our faces.
Nakita Korchenko: Comrade did yoy do what I ask you to do ?
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Yes !!! Yes I did Nakita.
Nakita Korchenko: Then relax it vill all vork out comrade. Lets just unjoy our dinners. I promise that after this sunday almost all the pieces to the puzzle vill be in place.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: If you are right Nakita then Global Domination will be the greatest stable ever in the history of the GWA.
Nakita Korchenko: Yes ve vill be. Now lets eat.
Scene fades out
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on May 7, 2011 2:23:22 GMT -5
We open in Harajuku, downtown Tokyo. Kids from various social sects are gathered in their individual groups – goth, indie, b-boy and more. They go about their business, posing and posturing and trying to gain credence. Around them traders ply their business, tourists take photos and the day passes by with little fanfare. That is, until, Classy Mike C wanders down the street.
Not everyone recognises the GWA superstar, but some people whisper amongst themselves and point. It may be the sighting of a muscle-bound white man wearing a t-shirt reading “Get Out Of My F****n' Way” that prompts their curiosity, but some of the voyeurs of this man are clearly wrestling fans.
Mike C seems undisturbed by all that is going on around him and continues walking. He barges through the crowds before picking a bench at which to park himself.
Mike C: Harajuku...home of Tokyo's coolest, most cutting edge residents. The people around me right now are the people that will fuel the future of this country, not just in popular culture and the arts but in the way that Japan grows, in the thoughts and actions of future generations. And you know something ridiculous? Not one of them has come up to me and said (adopts Japanese accent) “I AM CRASSY MIKE C...AND I AM NOT A VELLY NICE MAN!”. Politically correct? No. Funny? Reasonably. Annoying that nobody has told me how great I am in the last hour or so? Very.
Mike C shakes his head and surveys the scene around him.
Mike C: We're here in Japan to pay tribute to those who lost their lives and livelihoods in a terrible tragedy in March. Is it the right thing to do? Well, if you're talking about coming to Japan with a World Champion called “Tsunami” who hails from Japan then I say no. If you're talking about coming to Japan and providing a little bit of joy to it's people then I say yes. But the point is we are here to offer the branch of friendship to the Japanese people...and they are the only people that I will be showing any love to while we are here!
The camera pans around to show two Japanese boys, surely only in their early teens, approaching Classy Mike C.
Boy 1: Excuse me sir. You are Classy Mike C?
Mike C: I am.
Boy 2: Ahh very good. And you are (adopts cod-English accent) NOT VERY NICE MAN!?
Mike C: Yes that's correct.
Boy 2: Very good, please sign auto-signature?
Mike C: Sure.
Mike C signs an autograph for each boy before they walk off, clearly very happy.
Mike C (off camera): Are they the kids we paid to come get an autograph? Good, good, say “konichiwah” or whatever it is from me. (Back at the camera) Anyways...as you can see I'm absolutely mobbed by fans over here, and yes it does sometimes become a curse. But nothing is quite as bad as the curse I'm currently struck by in GWA. That curse is the “curse of the biased, unfair, bastard management”. And the main protagonists of said curse? Why it's my own bosses, Levi Hershey, Vinny Falcone and Russell Lee.
Mike C: Now Levi, Russell, you may have me on Thunder as you're top guy, but time is running out. I'm not prepared to sit around shilling t-shirts and filling arenas for you, I'm here to be the top dog. And I know you don't like me because I do what I want and I don't listen so good to authority. But the worst thing you can do, and have done, is fan those flames by finding every which way of stopping me reach the top. Now I've had a week or so to mull over things since the events of Sunday, the events that happened in my home country in front of my home crowd. And maybe a lesser man would mellow, would think about things from a different perspective and come to terms with it. But gentlemen, I have some bad news for you...I am not a lesser man. Now I promise something to you both...come Thunder, come the debut show of the flagship brand here in GWA...and let's face it, with me on there it is THE flagship brand regardless of what the Worldwide mugs say...come Sunday night, I will have some choice words for you. And after that, I will raise all kinds of hell for Nakita Korchenko, JD Screw and AJ Johnson...
Mike C looks down at his feet and smiles before looking at the camera.
Mike C: Chaps...you all bring a different thing to this match. Nakita, I'm sure we'll have plenty to talk about before and after Thunder, trust me on that. But in this match you bring pure aggression. You love a good fight, or at least I thought you did before that Tsunami debacle, and you'll try and hit anything that moves. JD Screw, apart from an alcohol problem and a family history of cousins marrying, you'll bring charisma. You're a crowd pleaser, you love to entertain the fans and put on a show. And AJ Johnson...the “champ”...apart from bring the threat of me tripping over your ass as I beat you down AGAIN...you bring the belt. You bring the top billing and the de facto position of favourite. Unfortunately, you are the man going into this one. So what do I bring...
Mike C holds up five fingers to the camera.
Mike C (counting down on his fingers): I bring the pure aggression...the charisma...the clear superiority...and what's more I bring it by the bucket load. I take the best of all three of you and role it into one fantastic package, ready to destroy everything and everyone in my way. As well as that, well I bring two more things...a sense of injustice, and thus a need for revenge...and the fifth thing?
Mike C picks up his cricket bat and smiles.
Mike C: The fifth thing is this little fella, and I look forward to introducing him not just to you gentlemen, but everyone on Thunder over the next few weeks. Whether you like it...or...well you know the rest.
Mike C swings the bat at the camera, taking it out and plunging us into black.
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Post by AJ Johnson on May 7, 2011 2:58:58 GMT -5
*The scene opens to the inside of the Arena as we are Live the night before Worldwide and Thunder as the crowd is getting a special live show from the GWA Midget Division Wrestlers.The crowd is pretty heated towards some of the wrestlers as the main event is up next between El Loco Hombre Jr. and Low Low Valentine.*
*As the crowd members are packed into their seats with their popcorn and Coca-Cola cups,suddenly the lights in the Arena go out.The crowd all begin to get eager at what is going on.All of a suden,Gold and Black Pyro begin shooting out of the top of the arena over the GWA Stage.The crowd is in awww as a waterfall type pyro begins going off in Gold over the Stage Entrance as over the PA System,"Burn" by Papa Roach begins playing.*
*The crowd is a little confused because they have never heard the music before tonight so their not sure who this may be.The lights then begin to flicker in the Arena as out of the curtain,walks AJ Johnson right through the Gold Waterfall Pyro.He has on a pair of Blue Jeans and a white-buttoned shirt.He also has the GWA Global Championship hanging in his right hand as he stands on the stage and holds it up.As he stands there he is met with a few cheers followed by a loud roar of boos from the crowd.*
*He stands for a little while longer as he begins smiling at the crowd as most of them boo him.He then takes hold of the championship belt and heads towards the GWA Ring.As he walks down the ramp,the fans are trying to throw old coke cans and food at him but AJ ends up making it to the GWA Ring as he doesn't get hit by anything.He walks into the GWA Ring and grabs a GWA Mic as he then begins talking to the crowd as he stands in the middle of the ring.*
AJ:Ahhhhh!.....
*The crowd in attendance interrupts him and begins booing loudly.*
Crowd:Boooooooo!!!!
*AJ then begins laughing at the crowd as he begins speaking once again.*
AJ:*Laughing* HaHa! Well that wasn't the reaction that I was expecting to get right after I win the GWA Global Championship!..
*The crowd boos even louder.*
Crowd:BOOOOOOOOOOO!
AJ:Well,I wanted to come out and adress a few things on the eve of the brand new GWA Brands first show,GWA Thunder!....And man what a show we are going to put on tomorrow!..I'll tell yall what,Thunder is gunna be the number one show in the GWA.All in All I was very happy with the draft,seeing people like that fat-ass Tsunami was good to see..I was very happy to learn that Thunder got Mike C and Troy Franklin.But,I was a little dissapointed when The Brian Magnum was drafted to Worldwide..
*AJ then begins walking around the GWA Ring as he continues talking.*
AJ:But Magnum,just think of it like this,since I'm on a seperate show,that just gives you a coushin to where you can't get your ass beaten by me!..And that gets me to my next point,Troy "The Baller" Franklin..
*At the sound of his name,the fans begin cheering.*
Crowd:Whooooooooo!!!!
AJ:HaHa,yeah I bet yall won't be cheering when I finally get to whoop his ass!..I saw where the little Troy Franklin "Freak Fan" Izzy Inzane was saying that I talk a lot of shit to Baller or about Baller and that my Ego is huge....You know what,it is huge and I do talk a lot of Smack about Baller and until Baller proves himself to me and earns my respect,I will continue to talk about Baller!....
*AJ then stops walking and stands right in the middle of the GWA Ring.*
AJ:And now,to my match this week..Uhhhh,once again I have to go against that worthless excuse of a man JD Screw..I mean seriously why?.Doesn't he have a toilet to clean or a bar to go drink in?....And then the Jobber Nakita Korchinko who can't go anywhere without that prick Rick Danger....Hey Rick,you better not get involved this week or you will be dealt with..
AJ:And then there is Mike C....I can't really trash talk Mike simply because I haven't beaten him yet..I always lose against him but that's going to change tomorrow night..on the night we make history with the first episode of Worldwide will be the night that AJ Johnson makes history once again and finally ends his losing streak against Mike C!....
*AJ begins laughing hysterically once again before stopping and getting a serious face as he continues talking.*
AJ:Now that's out of the way,we can talk about what I accompolished this past week..
*AJ then holds the GWA Global Championship Belt in the air as the crowd then begins to boo.*
Crowd:Boooooo!!
AJ:Yeah go ahead and boo but that won't change a damn thing!!..I'm the champion today and I'll wake up and be the champion tomorrow!....What I accompolished this past Sunday was one of the single greatest accompolishments that the GWA has ever seen....Just when I thought that my luck had ran out,I was on a five match losing streak,I get some good news.I was seeded number one in the Paul Rowland Memorial Cup for the "Ace up the Sleeve" contract..Then it was anounced that there was going to be a draft and the tournament is for the newly formed Global Title.Things then picked up.
AJ:I then got some bad news.Eventhough I was seeded number one,I was in the toughest bracket.So I went and beat Grilled Cheese first..Freakin Squash match..Then I defeated TKO,who won a match against a man who has nothing else left,my brother,Jacoby Douglas..Then after I beat the TKO wannabe,I took care of the Janitor Screw,who by the way Izzy kicked your ass earlier that night.And finally it was me and that human Cigarette Tsunami..He got his self disqualified but let it be known,if the match would have continued,I would have won anyway and became the GWA Global Champion!....1 Night, 4 Matches,4 wins,and 1 Title!....
*AJ holds up the belt once again.*
AJ:You see unlike the Mike C's and JD Screw's of the industry,I'm not in this business just for show,or to have a good time.I'm in this business because I love to compete and be the best at everything that I do.All of my time in the GWA up until last Sunday was trying to become Champion once again.Well,now that I am,my goal now is to become the best wrestler that the GWA has ever seen!!..Even if that means going through wrestlers like Troy Franklin,Nocturnal,Magnum,Izz..oh wait nevermind.HaHa,scratch him and Magnum off the list.They deserve to be on the list.Anyway,It starts this week when I take care of Mike,JD,and Nakita and his manager if I have to....After that,my attention turns to The Baller!....But not to take anything away from my opponents this week,Mike C.....Your the only one I feel I need to say something about.Your actually right about something though Mike..You know what that thing is?....I am the man going into tomorrow night,and after tomorrow,I am still going to be the man in the GWA!..So you can take your little Cricket Bat that you feel for some reason you need to carry around everywhere,and you two can go back to England after I give you the beating of your life!....
AJ:This title means everything to me,and now that I actually have it,I'm not giving it up!
*All of a sudden a video package begins playing on the Tron Screen.It is highlights of AJ Johnsons life and career and Title Wins as in the background "When your Young" by Three Doors Down is being played.As the video is being played the fans in attendance are booing AJ.The video then shows AJ holing up the Global Title at the last Pay-Per-View as the video then cuts off as we can then see AJ tearing up in the ring as he continues talking.*
AJ:Ahhhh,I hope you all liked that,because I sure did....Now,I hope my opponents were listening and I really hope The Baller was listening because AJ Johnson is BACK!
*AJ then drops the mic and heads to the backstage area as the scene then fades out.*
END..
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Post by AJ Johnson on May 7, 2011 18:16:43 GMT -5
*Scene opens to the inside of AJ Johnsons hotel room.We then see AJ sitting on the couch in the living rom watching the show Fight Camp:360 Pacquiao vs. Mosley.He is dressed in a pair of black Basketball Shorts and a white GWA Promotional T-Shirt.As he sits there watching the show,we then begin hearing a ring.*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*AJ then pulls out his IPhone and clicks the answer button as we can then hear a mans voice on the other end of the call.*
*Answer*
AJ;Hello?
Man:What's up man!
AJ:Oh shit man,what's up?
Man:Nothing much bro....You ready for tonight man?
AJ:Yeah,man I'm missin that fight tonight for this shit.I mean come on,do I seriously need to beat JD Screw again,and Nakita?..The only real competition that I have in this match is Mike C and right now I feel that I'm better than him....
Man:I know how you feel bro,I'm gunna be in town watchin ya tonight.So you better put on a good show because I'm missing that fight too.
*AJ begins laughing*
AJ:*Laughing* HaHa,I hear ya man..I'm gunna go out there and take care of business.
Man:So bro,what you thinking about this Baller Situation that's going on now?
*AJ begins laughing even harder.*
AJ:HaHaHaHaHa!....Are you serious dude?..The Baller is not a situation,he isn't even a factor.The Baller is an old washed up man looking to reclaim his fame.He's trying to relive,what is that old timers say?..Oh,yeah,he is trying to relive his "Glory Days".
*The man on the other line begins laughing at AJ.*
Man:HaHaHa....Wow Bro....
AJ:It's true man,and for him to come in and think that he can just take over the GWA,and take over the Thunder Brand!..HELL NO!!!!....It's my time Baller!..That's something that he needs to realize.
Man:I feel ya bro....
AJ:And after I take care of the rest of these little punks this week,I can focus on taking out the Baller.
Man:Man,are you even worried or nervous about this week?
AJ:Not really,I mean Jd Screw is nothing more than a Janitor for the bowels of the GWA..I'm going to beat him down this week,just like I did last week in the tournament..And then Nakita,man that dude is just stupid....I can't wait to whoop his ass..
Man:What about Mike?
AJ:Oh man,Mike is the most challenging.I have already lost to him 4 times before but tonight I will make sure that it will not be 5....So bro,you still gunna be helping me soon?
Man:Yeah man,just let me know when....
AJ:Alright man,it won't be long..Probably a week or two,but when you get here I will be unstoppable!HaHa!....
Man:I know man,I'm ready....Hey I'm going to let you go so you can get ready to go to the Arena,but I'll talk to you after the show..
AJ:Alright man,talk to you later....
Man:Alright man,goodluck..
AJ:Thanks..
*AJ hangs up the phone and continues watching the television show as the scene fades.*
END..
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Post by JD Screw on May 7, 2011 20:00:47 GMT -5
==We fade in at a GWA live event. The crowd has just watched a match between to locals doing a tryout match. They patiently wait the next match when Nakita Korchenko’s music hits. The crowd boos but it turns to laughs when out of the current comes “The Cowboy” Chris Carter dressed as Nakita and Melissa Wild dressed as Rick Danger. Carter plays up the stiffness of Nakita and makes like a robot down to the ring as Melissa stays close looking confused and occasionally yapping like a dog. They get into the ring. Carter grabs a mic and hands it to Melissa.==
Melissa: Yap yap yap yap yap. Umm…I mean welcome to greatness. I have a man next to me that is going to be the next champion of GWA Thunder brand. He’s the man monster, the foreign terror, and every cliché from every action movie of the 80’s. Isn’t that right, Nakita?
Carter: Da.
Melissa: You are going to wipe the floor with AJ, Mike C, and JD Screw on Thunder, aren’t you?
Carter: Da.
Melissa: And ain’t I the greatest manager of all time?
Carter: Meh…
Melissa: WHAT?
==Melissa starts to yap again and runs in circles around the ring as Carter chases her with a rolled up newspaper. Mike C’s music starts to a large mix reaction which turns to cheers when Rick “The Rocker” Diamond comes out in a full British Cricket uniform, complete with pads and helmet. He’s got Mike C written on the shirt and he waves a cricket bat as he walks down to the ring. He grabs the mic from Carter and stares at the crowd.==
Diamond: CATCH PHRASE!
Crowd: CATCH PHRASE RESPONSE!
Diamond: (In a horrible English accent) Look, I’s be right cranky wif what’s be going on around ‘ere. Init? I mean, I’s keep getting tossed around like some geezer in a crime movie. I’m not Vinny Jones! I’m Mike C…
Crowd: AND YOU’RE A CATCH PHRASE MONKEY.
Diamond: Init? I’s came to the colonies to be bigger than Beckham and I’s nothing more than Mr. Bean. True I have had a hard time with the powers that be here, they be more useless than the Royals, but I think it’s time that I…
Crowd: CATCH PHRASE!
Diamond: Damnit, I wasn’t ready yet. Mr. Director can we retake that, they ruined me part. Is it tea time yet? I’m right parched.
==Diamond is cut off by AJ Johnson’s music. The crowd goes crazy when “The Half-pint Beefcake” Terry Wood comes out in footy pajamas with”AJ” written on them. He’s carrying a blanket and a bottle of milk in one hand and a kids GWA Global Title toy in the other. He comes down the ramp and gets into the ring. He drops the bottle of milk and it spills all over the ring. He starts to cry.==
Diamond: Oh no…it’s our champ, init? He’s all upset like when Russell Brand saw what a piece of crap his “Arthur” remake was. It’s alright little fella.
==Terry rips the mic from Diamond and starts squealing in a high pitched cry. No one can understand what he’s saying. Melissa leans into the mic.==
Melissa: I talk a lot of jibberish that makes no sense but even I didn’t know what you just said, AJ. Can you say it again?
AJ: I’m the champ and I demand respect! I demand respect because I’m all bad guy like now. I’ve been drunk, drugged, arrested, and assaulted numerous friends and government employees but for some reason I’m still employed by GWA. Maybe it’s because I would be passed around the jail like a cigarette much like the guys in t.U.e did to me every Thursday night. But I had one good night in wrestling and fluked a title win…now I’m the greatest in the world and you will all just hand me respect that I don’t deserve or I’ll be really mad and make up stupid things about you.
==Just then JD Screw’s music starts to a HUGE pop from the crowd. A hot girl comes out dressed as JD and does his entrance on the stage. The crowd is eating it up. But she stops in the middle of the stage and the Real JD Screw comes out from behind her. He spins her around and rips her JD Screw T-shirt off to expose a RWC bikni top. He plants a massive kiss on her and slaps her ass as she smiles and walks to the back. JD finishes his entrance and grabs the mic from Terry.==
JD: Does that count as masturbation?
==Crowd laughs and starts a “RWC” chant.==
JD: Look, guys, you make very valid points about why you are all at the top of your games at the moment and could all be big contenders to the Thunder brand. I mean, Nakita. Look at you man, you are an imposing figure here in GWA. You strike fear into the hearts of every man…that works in catering. The way you put the muffins and cakes away in the back…it’s enough to chill my soul. But you are a friend to all the wrestlers in the back because they know when they face you it’s going to be an easy night. You are easier to beat than “Contra” with the cheat codes. So you can come out here and every week proclaim that it is NOW time to get serious and start beating us up…but at the end of it my friend…you are still the same loser that you were when you came into GWA. So comrade…you can take your sorry ass back to Russia and let your little yapping dog go back to riding The Suffering’s coat tails. “Coat Tails” is of course the name of The Sufferings French Poodle.
==Crowd laughs==
JD: Now, you…Mike C.
Crowd: CATCH PHRASE!
JD: Yeah, about that. Please stop. Or at least put the saying on a t-shirt so that you don’t have to say it anymore. We get it. You’re not a nice man…you also don’t smell great but I don’t hear you catch phrase that point. Now, Mikey, I will agree with you on one point. What happened to you at the PPV was the biggest load of crap I’ve seen since Alex Mason won my title. And that was a giant steaming pile. But that is where it’s going to end, Mike. Because all you have done is run your mouth about me since you arrived, but not once have I seen you walk up to me like a man and say those words I want to hear…”I’m being deported.” No…no..those are words I do long to hear but the ones I really want…”I challenge you.” Mike, this is the first time we are going to be stepping into the ring together and It’s going to be epic…however we have a few hangers on in this match, so it’s not going to be the one-on-one that I want…but it’ll have to do for now. So enough with the catch phrases, so stop with the crying, it’s time to face the toughest challenge of your career…ME. But I have a present for you…your last catchphrase. I’M MIKE C….AND I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY JD SCREW. Now that…would make a great t-shirt.
==Crowd chants “JD…JD..JD.” JD soaks it up before turning his attention to Terry. So looks nervous.==
JD: Now you, little fella. You know what I like about you AJ. You have no common sense, no clue, not thought process, but yet that doesn’t stop you or your ego from just babbling on stupidly. What was it you said about me recently? I’m nothing…I’m a loser…nothing but a janitor. Right, so I knock you on your ass over and over and over again, but the one time you beat me…all of a sudden I was nothing. Right..I get you now. You know what AJ…you did beat me. I can admit it. And I’m not going to even try to make an excuse because at the end of the day life is all about opportunities. You took yours and GWA rewarded you for it. I’m starting to think you use your mouth for more than talking when the GWA keeps putting you in big matches no matter how many times everyone beats you. But the fact is, like my grandmother always used to say…”The sun shines on a dog’s ass every once in a while…” And, sunshine, you can count your win over me as just that. It was a once in a life time thing that I will NEVER let happen again. I’m going to break you…mentally…physically and emotionally because having you at the top of the Thunder brand…it makes my skin crawl. It’s a wrong that will be soon righted. So you can run your mouth about things you don’t understand, which is everything, but know this….AJ Johnson, whether it’s me, Mike C, or anyone else on Thunder we are going to prove that not only are you not a worthy champ…you are not even fit to be on the Thunder brand. Go to Worldwide…I hear they are starting a women’s division.
==A large dark stain starts to grow from Terry’s crotch.==
JD: Leave it to AJ to take the piss. Ok guys….and SCENE!
==With that all the guys take off their costumes to show Redneck Wrecking Crew t-shirts. The crowd cheers and starts chanting “RWC…RWC”==
JD: What you have just seen…is a little taste of the things to come from the RWC. We like to have run, we like to make fun, but you all have to realise something. When it comes to competing in the ring…we are all deadly serious. So you guys can call us rednecks, hillbillies, drunks or whatever you want…but you will call us Champions as well. The entire Thunder brand is on notice…shit is about to get real interesting around here. And it’ll just be the beginning. Now…let’s get this party started!
==The crowd goes nuts as “Loud” by Big & Rich starts and the RWC pose it up for the fans. Fade to black.==
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