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Post by brunofalcone on May 1, 2011 22:59:20 GMT -5
You four rp here
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Post by Grilled Cheese on May 3, 2011 22:16:43 GMT -5
(We join Grilled Cheese who is sitting with his cousin Ice Cream Sandwich. The two are having a very great discussion.)
Grilled Cheese: Are you retarded.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Nope I have an IQ of 142
Grilled Cheese: NO, But I'm pretty sure you are.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Maybe
Grilled Cheese: Nope.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Not as much as you are!
Grilled Cheese: I no wetarded, you wetarded
Ice Cream Sandwich: I said I have an IQ of 4!
Grilled Cheese: No 142!
Ice Cream Sandwich: ABCDEFG!
Grilled Cheese: Me a depatard, me so proud! Water balloons!
Ice Cream Sandwich: Me not.
Grilled Cheese: 'Pends on who you ask!
Ice Cream Sandwich: Nope
Grilled Cheese: Are you tarded my cousin cuz?
Ice Cream Sandwich: I assume you are asking if I am mentally retarded, in which case I will have to say no. Are you?
Grilled Cheese: Most paralyzed men are able to have a reflex erection unless nerves in the sacral spinal cord are damaged.
Ice Cream Sandwich: No, I am not retarded. I am a highly intelligent Chia pet Guide, here to answer your questions. Have any others for us tonight?
Grilled Cheese: Where's my juice box?
Ice Cream Sandwich: On your head
Grilled Cheese: No not!
Ice Cream Sandwich: Yes'em
Grilled Cheese: RUN!
Ice Cream Sandwich: Duck duck goose!
Grilled Cheese: Hit me!
Ice Cream Sandwich: OK!!
(Ice Cream Sandwich hit's Grilled Cheese as we go black.)
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Post by Ezekiel Tyson on May 6, 2011 12:23:26 GMT -5
*Ezekiel Tyson is sitting in his locker room thinking about his past few losses over the weeks that have past when Joel Garcia and a cameraman walk in*
Ezekiel: What the hell do you want Joel?
Joel: I came to ask you some questions on the past few weeks and on your upcoming match.
Ezekiel: Fine but make it quick, I have other stuff do as well.
Joel: So, how do you feel about losing your past matches?
Ezekiel: Joel, is it just me or do you purposely ask extremely stupid questions to everyone you interview?
Joel: Well I...
Ezekiel: Shut up Joel it was a rhetorical question, anyway getting back to your ridiculously stupid question. I haven't been doing well these past weeks as I've shown in the ring but that does not at all mean I have lost any of of my ability, the same ability that won me the Tag Team Championships and the World Heavyweight Championship and I will without a shadow of a doubt be back on track with my winning until I win myself another World Championship.
Joel: Ok, now about your upcoming match on Thunder against Gregory Knight, Grilled Cheese and TKO.
Ezekiel: I'll answer that in a minute but first I want to talk about being on Thunder, now being on Thunder is the best thing that could have happened to me because of one simple reason.
Joel: And what would that reason be?
Ezekiel That reason would be because quite a few of my past opponents are on Thunder like Leroy 'The Hammer' Jackson, AJ Johnson, Nakita Korchenko and my past rivals, The Suffering. Better yet look who else is on Thunder, my old tag team partner, JD Screw.
Joel: Can you now answer the question?
Ezekiel: (sarcastically) Fine since you asked so nicely. Now about my opponents for this week, first Grilled Cheese, now this is one f***ed up retard, I mean this guy is in love with Mike C, his best friend is a toaster and he has an IQ of almost 0, so he is not a problem at all. Second, Gregory Knight, now this is a punk who came into the GWA looking to do big things when in fact he has done diddly squat so, again, he is not a problem, and now, finally, I come onto my final opponent, TKO, a former TV champion who has quite a few wins under his belt but he hasn't beat me, a former world champion and all I can say about him is that he cares more about his girlfriend than he does wrestling so I suggest that if he is going to win more championships he ditches the girl and that, Joel, is all I have to say so you can f*** off.
*the scene fades to black with Joel walking out with a pissed off look on his face*
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Post by TKO on May 7, 2011 17:03:37 GMT -5
TKO is at home or actually at KOP’s house where he stays at for the time being and he is in his room watching a popular show called Wrestling Today Live!
He has just sat down in the living room since he is the only one currently at the house, KOP is taking care of his own personal business. TKO cracks open a beer and relaxes as the show continues with host Roy Franklin and his co-host Betty Sims.
Roy is a semi- overweight dark haired man with a loud mouth (Brooklyn Accent) and wears lots of bling. He is a former promoter who closed up his promotion due to the competition that exists in Pro Wrestling and now enjoys his position as the host of the show. He still dresses as if it were the 70’s or 80’s and he is 65 years old, 6’2” tall and has a past career in the ring as well. He thinks he is better than everyone else and no one was as good a wrestler as he was according to his opinion.
Betty Sims is a 28 year old co host and she is sort of condescending and feeds off of Roy’s remarks constantly. She is a former TV personality from New York, but was considered difficult to work with and not liked by many. She is a good looking brunette 5’6” tall and weighs about 131pds. She gets along well with Roy, mostly because Roy is an old man trying to charm a young hot chick and secondly, because they both look down on people and that keeps them in their own little world on TV.
So why does anyone watch Wrestling Today? Easy they have the absolute best coverage of Pro Wrestling. They are the ESPN/CNN of the industry. Roy Franklin is telling a story like always and it will no doubt turn into a criticism of a celebrity superstar wrestler.
Roy: So like Betty I was at my favorite food joint, washing down a Coke and a Canola and this bum walks up to me and says: “Hey, you devoured your lunch as fast as TKO of GWA is devouring his career!”
Betty: Oh My that’s good Roy! Your right the fastest rising star in all of wrestling is now a falling star! I hope everyone makes a wish when they see TKO the next time. HAHAHA!
Roy: (laughs) Hey I’ll tell you this much, he ain’t no KOP that’s for sure . Message to KOP: Give up on this kid and get your butt back in the ring.
Betty: Oh yeah that’s what I’m missing, KOP beating the hell out of someone and then when they let him loose in public he always creates some type of incident or scene with the media. Damn, I miss that stuff. This TKO is boring!
Roy: Hey Betty do you know what the best thing about TKO is?
Betty: What?
Roy: KOP is his trainer! HAHAHA! Don’t get me wrong this kid has talent but it’s obvious he doesn’t have it in the upstairs department! The Mental game! When I wrestled that’s what got me over on my opponents.
Betty: Well that may be true, but look at his match this week Roy: Ezekiel Tyson vs Gregory Knight vs Grilled Cheese vs TKO.
TKO is watching the show with a crushed beer can in his hand and he is mad as hell as he is being picked apart in front of the wrestling world. The show continues:
Roy: Hey Grilled Cheese is in this match! I think I’ll have him for dinner and then maybe I’ll eat his girlfriend “Candy Bar” for dessert, HAHAHAHA! OMG this is too funny for me, I mean if this guy wins it’s the biggest joke in GWA history and who knows with TKO slumping it could happen, and then there’s that has been Ezekiel Tyson!
Betty: Message to Ezekiel: Give it up, Big Poppa Pump wants his gear back!
Roy: Good One Betty! And Excuse me? Uh Gregory Knight?
Betty: Good Knight Gregory, your career is going to sleep!
Roy: Sadly if TKO cannot snap out of his slump in this match then I don’t know because this match just doesn’t excite me Betty.
Betty: Yeah I’m feeling you on that one Roy.
Roy: Betty if you were feeling me I would have a huge smile on my face! However, message to Levi Hershey!
Roy and Betty: CANCEL THIS MATCH!!!!!!!!
Betty: Please spare us from the boredom (making faces). Your new show Thunder doesn’t need this!
Roy and Betty are done with their insulting review of TKO and his match. TKO heads down to the basement area and he sits on a weight bench and looks at himself in the mirror.
TKO: (to himself) Sh*ts gotta change Thomas! How to make it change? No more of this bullsh*t.
TKO stops talking to himself because something has just caught his eye from KOP’s mancave. He walks in the room and there is a news article posted on the wall with several others. This one talks about KOP when he turned heel.
It’s hard for TKO to imagine that KOP was a face at one time. He looks and sees that KOP won the UCW World Title as a face and then he won it again as a heel. No one remembers his title reign as a face but, they talk about his reign as a heel all the time.
TKO thinks to himself that he is one of the good guys, but this good guy stuff isn’t working for him. He is already being made into a joke on National TV and certainly Melba doesn’t want anything to do with a joke.
TKO thinks he has to do something dramatic. He goes upstairs to his room and pulls out all of his wrestling gear and lays it on his bed. Anything that reminds him of who he has been, he gets rid of it.
He calls KOP on the phone:
KOP: Hello!
TKO: Hey man I want to say thank you for everything but I’m moving to an apartment, and It’s time I step out on my own.
KOP: That’s up to you Thomas, but what about training?
TKO: I’ll still meet you for training, but I know what I have to do now. I have to change man, I think that’s what you have been telling me all along. There’s a new TKO on the rise man, and it’s going to shock the GWA. Later man!
TKO now realizes that he has made his move to get from out of KOP’s shadow. He leaves the house and gets into his SUV. He finds a place near GWA headquarters. He drop cash for the rent. He then goes to a local furniture store and has furniture delivered to his apartment.
Thomas likes the fact that with his money he can do anything and buy things instantly were other people would have to save up for stuff. Thomas decides that from now on , it’s all about him and the money!
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Post by Ezekiel Tyson on May 8, 2011 13:37:48 GMT -5
*We are at a GWA house show in Brooklyn, New York and when all the sudden the lights go dim and Click Click Boom by Saliva plays and out walks Ezekiel Tyson wearing his traditional shades, blakc and green top and his black jeans to a massive pop from the fans, then Ezekiel walks down the ramp until he gets to the ring where he then asks for a mic*
Ezekiel: Brooklyn, New York, make some noise!
*the fans give Ezekiel a chorus of cheers*
Ezekiel: I came out here for two reasons, one, to address those news s***s who made those comments about me and second, to address a few of the people I'm going to be with on Thunder.
*Ezekiel clears his thought before speaking again*
Ezekiel: Now, the news reporters, you made a comment about my ring attire, they way I dress for my matches, well I've got something to say to you, GO SCREW YOURSELVES!
*the fans go wild again*
Ezekiel: And finally the second thing I wanted to talk about, I want to talk about AJ Johnson.
*the fans boo loudly after AJ's name is mentioned*
Ezekiel: Now, now, give AJ credit I mean he has been an International champion before he lost it to Mike C and now he is the Global champion, well AJ I came to tell you that I just like everyone else on Thunder is gunning for that title, but what makes me different from everyone on Thunder is that I am more vicious, more cunning, more devious than any other person in the GWA, so I don't care who I have to go through, whether it be Leroy Jackson, JD Screw, Chris Future or Troy Franklin I will be getting that GWA Global Championship, and that is that.
*Ezekiel drops the mic as Click Click Boom plays and the scene fades to black*
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