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Post by Vinny Falcone on Apr 25, 2011 19:44:00 GMT -5
(Electric Cage, Tag Team Title!)
You two teams RP here!
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Loaded Dice
GWA Dark Match Talent
REDNECK WRECKING CREW
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Post by Loaded Dice on Apr 30, 2011 20:53:41 GMT -5
Scene: An old looking porch with an open toped barbeque. Flams licking over the top of it as two men sit behind it. One is big and rugged with a massive beard and cowboy hat. He’s sipping a beer and cooking a steak on the barbeque. The other, with his long hair pulled back into a pony tail is fussing with his cell phone. He finally closes the flip top phone angrily.
RD: Damn him!
CC: Straight to message bank again?
RD: Why is he duckin’ us?
CC: I don’t know, man, but I’m getting sick of it.
RD: Let’s think pure thoughts, partner, pure thoughts. We have bigger fish to fry at the moment.
CC: Like the camera crew that is staring at us right now?
RD: The what?
Rick Diamond and Chris Carter slowly look up simultaneously at the cameras, then each other, and then back at the cameras. [/i] RD: Well, howdy, there. Didn’t here you sneak up on us. You better watch that next time though, Chris has a gun collection and doesn’t fair to well with trespassers.
CC: Trespassers will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.
RD: At Worldwide, me and my partner here didn’t really get to introduce ourselves. We are Loaded Dice, I’m Rick Diamond. Some people call me “The Rocker” because I like to party, I’m a little reckless, but I will do whatever it takes to win.
CC: Others call him an idiot, but that’s up for discussion.
RD: sighs This is my hetero-life parter…
CC: I hate it when you say that.
RD: Chris Carter, despite his horrible interpersonal skills, lack of proper hygiene and total disregard for his personal appearance, he has a sharp mind, a keen sense for power and submission wrestling and a powerful sense of quiet observation. So we call him “The Cowboy.”
CC: You’re making this into a bad dating video.
RD: Drama queen.
CC: Ass.
A very attractive woman comes into shot wearing a low cut GWA t-shirt and some daisy duke shorts. [/i] MW: My boys can get a little cranky at times. They’ve been together since pups, and sometimes like to fight amongst themselves. I’m Melissa Wild and I take care of these boys. Well I try. Chris, how many beers is that?
CC: Leave me be, woman, you ain’t my mom.
MW: No, but I can call her.
CC: Ok, ok, no more beer.
RD: You got owned.
MW: Don’t make me start on you.
RD: Yes, mam’
Chris chuckles to himself. [/i] RD: Anyway. After our debut on Worldwide, we did what we do best which is destroy the other tag teams and take our place on top. It couldn’t have gone better.
CC: Really? How about with those bondage biker lovers attacked us.
RD: Oh yeah.
MW: Hey now, we don’t know that they are lovers. They could have just been wearing those outfits to look tough.
RD: More like a couple Village People rejects, if you ask me.
CC: Look, gay or not, they sent a pretty clear message. They want their asses kicked.
RD: I’ll agree with that. You see, boys, it could have been very hospitable. We weren’t trying to rustle any feathers just get into the title hunt. But you had to go and do something stupid like sucker punch us. Really? Is that anyway for grown men to act?
CC: Obvioulsy it is for those who run around in bondage gear with a yapping dog.
RD: I didn’t see a dog.
MW: He means their manager.
RD: Ooooohhhhhhh. Good one.
CC: Listen Suffering and listen good. We exist in wrestling for one reason only. Tag Team Success. Almost everyone in wrestling gets in the business for singles glory but that aint us. Sure, if we wanted to we could be amazing singles competitors.
RD: I would so be better.
CC: sighs Point is. There is nothing like getting into a fight with your best friend by your side. Mel was right about us. We grew up together, it’s always been Rick and Chris and it always will be.
RD: Now who sounds gay.
CC: Shut it, idiot, I’m trying to make a point. The point is, we may fight amongst ourselves but if you cross one of us, you cross us both.
RD: Damn right. There are three things you don’t do in this life, tug on Superman’s cape, drink our beer, or pick a fight with Loaded Dice.
CC: So Suffering, that brings us to the PPV. You sucker punch us after we defeated five teams and then challenge us to an Electrified Cage Match. Are we supposed to be scared? Man, we grew up on farms! All the fences were electrified. We’ve been zapped so many damn times I doubt that even a trickle of piss would come out anymore.
RD: Did you nut hair ever grow back after that?
CC: No, and I would thank you not to bring that up again.
RD: Fact is, Suffering, you could have made any damn match that you wanted to and we would still be there with bells on. We want a fight, we want a hard fight, because if we don’t bleed, what’s the point then?
CC: Really. If it’s not bloody it’s just foreplay. And as much as we resecpt that you’re the champs and that way inclined, we like women.
RD: Or in Chris’ case, GILFs. You know, Grandma He’s Like To Fu..
CC: It was one time and she was a looker for 61.
RD: Yeah a looker. More like a dead ringer for the Crypt Keeper.
CC: You son of a…
MW: What my boys are saying is Suffering. You are NOT going to intimidate them. You aren’t going to scare them. They have more skill then sense. They want a fight and the harder the fight the happier they are. So you bring those shiny belts to the ring because Loaded Dice is walking out of the PPV with the gold. And if your little bitch mouthpiece tries anything funny….I will make sure he never walks straight again.
RD: And she’s not dickin’ around.
CC: Good choice of words.
RD: Remember when she kicked that bouncer in this Vinny Falcones that time?
CC: Good ole boy was pissing blood for a month.
RD: And his sack is in a permanently tucked position. She has shines of steel.
CC: Suffering, you bring everything you got to the ring. It don’t matter. We are coming for a fight and we are coming for the gold and at the end of the day I don’t care if I have to tear the baldo ball from your mouth and choke you with it. We are walking out the champs.
RD: Got to be careful, they might be into the whole choking thing.
CC: Sick freaks in this world.
RD: I’m going to try JD again.
Rick pulls out his phone and starts to dial. [/b] CC: It’s going to go to voice mail again.
MW: I have an idea that might get his attention. I’ll be right back.
CC: And I’ll just eat my steak and have another beer.
MW: No you won’t!
CC: I meant soda…obviously.
Melissa walks away as Chris looks at the camera and shakes his head no and smiles.
Scene Ends
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Post by rickdanger on May 1, 2011 8:33:24 GMT -5
Scene opens with "Ruthless" Rick Danger standing in the back stage interview area and he has a microphone.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Well GWA fans hours from now my two monsters Pain & Agony aka The Suffering will step into the ring with this upstart team called Loaded Dice.
But it's not just any match. No it's an electrified steel cage match for the GWA World Tag Team Championships. But that is not the only thing on the line.
The Suffering is a perfect 13 - 0 here in the GWA and that is not going to change anytime soon. Rick Diamond and Chris Carter you have no idea what you two losers have got yourselves into.
You see The Suffering crap bigger things than you two. If you think for one minute you have a chance to win this match your wrong,dead wrong. In a very short time I will unleash hell on you two in the form of The Suffering.
And the best thing is you can't stop it. See you later.
Scene fades to black.
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Post by jackhammers on May 1, 2011 10:49:54 GMT -5
Scene opens in the hallways of the London Arena. We see the manger of Loaded Dice Melissa Wild walking through the shot she is wearing her daisy duke shorts and a brand new Loaded Dice t-shirt. Melissa is looking good enough to put on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit.
She makes her way to the soda machine were she puts her money in and pushes the button for a Pepsi . The bottle pops out of the bottom of the soda machine. Melissa bends over to reach for the bottle.
When "Ruthless" Rick Danger walks into the scene and it's very obvious he is checking her out.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger:(to himself ) Damn Ricky boy look at that behind. If the front looks as good as the back she could be the next Mrs.Danger. Damn !!!
"Ruthless" Rick Danger walks up to the woman he sees and starts to talk to her.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Hello my dear. Have we ever met before ? Like maybe in our dreams because you are a dream come true.
The woman whose face he can not see slowly stands up and turns toward him.
Rick can not believe his own two eyes when he realizes that it's Melissa Wild standing in front of him.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: You !!! I can't believe it's you.
Melissa Wild: Well if it ain't the little dog The Suffering has with them.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Well if ain't the woman who thinks she has shins of steel.
Melissa Wild: What the hell do you want ?
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: I want to kick your little ass and watch your boys beg for mercy.
Melissa Wild: Why you arrogant piece of shit. I will show you.
Melissa kicks Danger right in the nuts but it does not hurt him and he starts to laugh at her.
Melissa Wild: What the hell are you laughing at ? And why aren't you hurt.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: I am laughing because i am wearing a cup you daisy duke wanna be.
Melissa goes to slap him but her arm is grabbed. The camera pans around to show The Suffering is now standing next to them.And Melissa looks a little intimidated.
Pain: Hey boss you got a problem here.
Agony: Yeah !!! really
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: No it's cool I was just telling are little friend here what was going to happen later on tonight.
Pain has now pushed Melissa against the wall and is in her face and starts to talk to her.
Pain: Look here liitle girl. You need to go back to your boys The Rocker and The Cowboy and tell them to leave wrestling and the GWA now. Because they are messing with two guys they don't give a shit about no one or nothing but themselves.
Agony: Your boys are going to bleed and they will beg for mercy and they will want to quit. And you will have to call their moms to tell them they are in the hospital and are never getting out.
Melissa Wild: F.. U .. They will die before they quit.
Pain: Then so be it.
Melissa Wild: What ?
Agony: You just gave us the go ahead to kill your boys. So go kiss them them good bye.
Melissa Wild: You guys are insane do you know that.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Yes !!! Yes we do. Boys let her go.
Scene ends with Melissa running away scared
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