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Post by Vinny Falcone on Apr 18, 2011 17:20:36 GMT -5
You six RP here.
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on Apr 20, 2011 6:02:54 GMT -5
We open with a cartoon, showing woodland creatures wrestling and happy music playing in the background. One of the creatures, a squirrel, looks a bit like JD Screw. Then there's Jacoby Douglas the bear, AJ Johnson the weasel, Alex Mason the mole and The Brian Magnum the otter. Despite wrestling all the critters are smiling and laughing. Suddenly a cartoon version of Classy Mike C, this time in human form, walks in with his cricket bat. One by one he smacks the now scared looking critters onto a large barbecue using the bat. Mike C laughs and a caption flashes across the screen as the critters burn reading "GWA Children's Time...with Classy Mike C".
We then cut to Mike C, this time in the flesh, sat in a children's TV studio. At his feet are a number of boys and girls, aged roughly between 3 and 6, all sat with their legs crossed looking up at Mike C. Mike C smiles into the camera.
Mike C: Hello and welcome to GWA Children's time with me, Classy Mike C. And what are we learning about today kiddies?
Kids (in unison): Injustice!
Mike C: That's right boys and girls! Today we're going to talk about injustice. You see kids, injustice is when somebody gets something bad done to them even though they don't deserve it. So if a man wins a prize but then loses it to some Eastern Bloc brute through no fault of his own, that's injustice! And then if that man wants to tell the world how unhappy he is but his mean bosses forget to schedule sometime for him to do so, that's injustice! And then if that man is beating the hell out of AJ Johnson AGAIN and some bloke in a gimp mask and a cod piece attacks him for no reason...
Kids (in unison): That's injustice!
Mike C (chuckles): Boy, you kids sure learn fast! But kids, don't ever let anyone tell you that the world is unfair and you can't do anything about it, because you can. You see, here's a little friend of mine.
Mike C picks up his cricket bat.
Mike C: Who knows what this is?
The kids look bemused.
Kid A: A splatula?
Kid B: A flat baseball bat?
Kid C: A dinosaur!
Mike C: No, no, it's a cricket bat. In a magical place called England, men dress up in white and play a game called cricket where they hit a red ball and everyone sits around getting drunk because it goes on forever and in all honesty is quite boring. But it's also got another use. A cricket bat can also be used as a "justice stick". Who knows what a justice stick is?
Kid D: My Daddy is a police man and he uses a justice stick to make bad men cry!
Mike C: I'm sure he does, both when arresting the criminal and in the privacy of the police cell afterwards...but this justice stick isn't a night stick or an intimate part of the male anatomy, this justice stick is used for good! This justice stick allows me to whack people who have done bad things to me over the head until they go to sleep, and it also allows me to whack people who haven't done bad things to me so I can, y'know, send a message. And this Sunday, I'll be using it when I face the t.U.e!
Kids (in unison): Boo!
Mike C: Yeah, boo t.U.e. You know it was them that stole your sweets and make your parents send you to bed early right? Who knows what t.U.e. stands for?
Kid B: The Ugly Eggs!
Kid D: The Unkind Elephants!
Kid C: A Dinosaur!
Mike C: All good guesses. But it stands for "The Upper Echelon", which I believe is ironic as they appear to be anything but that. Now last week Uncle Mike C beat up nasty AJ Johnson from t.U.e. for the second time, and this week he'll do it again. He'll also beat up AJ's ugly brother Jacoby Douglas and their buddy The Brian Magnum. Because boys and girls, t.U.e. aren't very nice and go around cowardly attacking people with hammers and beating up glorious champions when they've just beaten AJ Johnson for the International Championship. And Uncle Mike C promises you, and t.U.e. that when he's done there will be no more cowardly attacks unless they really are as stupid as they look. And kids, you want to know the best thing about the match?
Kid A: What is it Uncle Mike C?
Kid D: Tell us!
Kid C: Where's my dinosaur?!
Mike C: Erm...I'm sure he'll turn up (looks off camera and mouths "what's his name?")...erm...Kid C...anyway, the best thing about the match is that Uncle Mike C only has one match whereas all the other men have to fight a number of times that night. So Uncle Mike C will be nice and fresh and ready to beat the living daylights out of anything that moves. But don't go thinking that Uncle Mike C is lazy, because he wanted a match, but the mean old GWA management decided that he couldn't be on television too much as he's a bad influence. Do you think I'm a bad influence kids?
Kids (in unison): No!
Mike C: Too f***ing right I'm not! But don't worry about Uncle Mike C, because he still gets to beat up three worthless peons.
Kid B: But Uncle Mike C, why is it you versus three men? Isn't that an example of injustice?
Mike C: Don't worry you precocious little scamp, Uncle Mike C has been given two tag team partners. One is the GWA World Heavyweight Champion, the "God of War" Alex Mason.
Kid A: That's blasphembous! He called himself God and my Daddy said there is only one God!
Mike C: That's right Kid A but don't worry because Alex Mason isn't a sinner, he's a deluded moron who thinks getting into scuffles with street crap makes him some sort of no-nonsense vigilante. But for one night Uncle Mike C has to be nice to because they are a team, and then after that he can go back to showing him no respect or ignoring him. Remember what we said that was like?
Kid C: A dinosaur?
Kid A, B & D (in unison): Like when you take home a hooker!
Mike C: That's right! So basically for one night Alex Mason is a glorified hooker, but without the special cuddling, bruises or funny coloured discharge. And Uncle Mike C's other partner is the one we learnt a song about. Shall we sing it?
Kids (in unison): Yay!
Mike C: Okey doke! A one, and a two, and a...(with kids) JD Screw! Smells of poo! Now he's only number two! Because Alex Mason took away his belt, he should probably kill himself!
Kids (in unison): Yay! Again!
Mike C: Good work kids but not today, we don't want to make JD Screw any sadder than he already is. You see kids JD Screw is only a janitor, and because he is only a janitor who has no prospects and his career is on the skids he drinks lots of whiskey. And that makes him say funny things and fall down a lot. But unfortunately Uncle Mike C has to team up with him on Sunday so we best be nice to him. Oh my look at the time, I guess it's time to say goodbye. But let's recap what we learned. Number 1 - if someone does something bad to you attack them with a cricket bat. Number 2 - some people are stupid and will comeback week after week to let you beat them up despite the fact you've done it twice already and it's getting kind of boring. And finally number 3 - sometimes you have to work with hookers and janitors in order to get the job done, but when you're finished they go back to being the worthless pieces of crap they are. Say bye bye kids!
Kids (in unison): Bye!
Kid C: Can I stop pretending to be retarded now?
The director shouts cut and Mike C gets up.
Mike C: Good work today kids. Here, go play with these special sticks.
Mike C hands the kids a box of matches.
Mike C: First one to find AJ Johnson's car and put one of these up the exhaust pipe when it's lit wins!
The kids scurry off and Mike C shakes his head, smiling.
Mike C: Ah to be young and an arsonist...
The camera fades to black.
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Post by JD Screw on Apr 22, 2011 6:27:28 GMT -5
(Read Part 1 in AJ Johnson vs JD Screw for some of this to make sense.)
==Scene fades up as JD Screw is walking into the office of the head of janitorial. The office is small and full of cleaning brand merchandise. On the desk is a collection of GWA Action Figures still in their boxes. JD slumps into a chair and puts his feet up on the desk. The guy walks past and knocks JD’s feet off.==
Guy: You know what JD? You have a real attitude problem. Sometimes I don’t think you want this job.
JD: Who the hell would want this job besides people who like to sniff cleaning supplies and drink mop water?!? This job sucks!
Guy: It’s a shame that you feel that way. I think you were born to do this job.
JD: I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.
Guy: But you are really good at it.
JD: Who wouldn’t be? You just clean stuff. The previous janitor didn’t do crap! I could do nothing and still be better. But I am a GWA Superstar! I am the best this business has to offer today and I’m wasting time pushing brooms and empting trash because some jerk off in the head office gets off on toying with people’s lives!
Guy: Never the less, JD, the GWA Janitorial staff provide a much needed service. We are part of the GWA family and need to work like a finely tuned machine.
JD: I’m not working with the guy that replaces the urinal cakes. He eats them and drinks what he thinks is “flat Mountain Dew.”
Guy: You will work with whoever I say because we are here to work like a team.
JD: You want to talk to me about team work? I’m a former GWA World Tag Team Champion! This Sunday I have to go into a six man tag match with two people I don’t like and try to overcome three idiots that think there the damn ninja turtles.
Guy: Oh that’s right. You, Mike C, and the GWA Champion are taking on the t.U.e in a six man tag.
JD: Is there a damn echo in here?
Guy: I love the t.U.e. I think they are the coolest.
JD: What an f’n surprise! I guess to the idiot population they must be the leaders. I would love to see your fan club meetings. Everyone trying long enough not to crap their pants so they can sing songs about what a waste of flesh AJ Johnson is.
Guy: Oh he’s the best.
JD: The best? Tell that to his win-loss record over Mike C. I don’t even like the guy but if he’s stupid enough to think his last ass whooping against Mike was the greatest match in history I think Mike hit him with the cricket bat too hard. Mike C and Alex Mason have delusions of grandeur….but AJ Johnson has delusions of talent. Him even making it out of our one on one match is iffy at best. But if he thinks he’ll make it through the tag match….he’s stupider than I thought.
Guy: You guys don’t stand a chance against the t.U.e.! They are a well tuned unit!
JD: I’m sure they tune each other’s units all the time. Fact of the matter is, my friend, is the only thing I’ve ever seen those idiots accomplish was get arrested and tasered by the cops! Now, while that was hilarious…it doesn’t exactly leave me shaking in my oddly comfortable work boots. Alex, or Mike could take them apart single handily. But with the 100proof Asskicker on their side…the t.U.e doesn’t stand a damn chance!
Guy: With your egos? You can’t work as a team?
JD: Of course we can….we know that we are the true top talent in this company. The only competition is each other. Here…I’ll break it down for you.
==JD grabs a bunch of the GWA Action Figures and rips open the packages much to the guys distress!==
Guy: My collectibles?!?!
JD: Who are you kidding, you’d never sell these.
Guy: But I was going to pass them on to my children.
JD: Please, you’ll never have real sex, much less a child…unless that prostitute you frequent doesn’t make your “suit up.”
==JD rips into a few more packages and starts placing the figures on the desk. Three are the t.U.e and the other three are JD, Mike and Mason.==
JD: Now. This is really simple ok. AJ Johnson is not making it out of our one on one with the aid of paramedics. So even if he does hobble down to the ring for the six man tag…he’s not going to enter into the equation. So he gets taken out.
==JD picks up the AJ figure and smashes it against the desk. Toy parts shower the guy as he looks ill.==
JD: That leaves Jacoby and The Cro-Magnum. Jacoby is so damn lost without his life partner, AJ that he falls victim to Mike C’s cricket bat and BOOM!
==On Boom, JD smashes Jacoby’s figure.==
JD: We are down to one. Now I don’t know this dude too well. But with a former GWA World Champion, the current GWA World Champion and Mike C standing on the other side of the ring. I reckon even he would be smart enough to get the hell out of the arena. And even if he’s not…he would fall quickly enough. So that leaves Mike C….Alex Mason…and JD Screw at the top of the GWA. So that we may destroy each other to become the best. Our teaming is nothing more than thinning the heard here in GWA. Get rid of the posers and wannabes to leave room for ONLY the real deals.
==The guy looks at the smashed toys as if he’s going to cry.==
JD: Now…where you and I are concerned, “boss.” I’m going to go back out and finish for the day. And if I see you so much as look in my mop bucket…I will come back and smash the rest of your dolls….and cave in your face with a broom handle. We understand each other?
Guy: Yes…
JD: Good.
==JD gets up. He starts to walk away but then comes back and grabs the Alex Mason figure and smashes it. He grabs the Mike C figure and throws it against the wall. He then picks up the JD figure and puts it in his pocket and leaves. The camera fades to black as the guy starts to sob.==
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Post by The Brian Magnum on Apr 22, 2011 20:53:41 GMT -5
The Brian Magnums Press Conference (Serious RP. A look into Magnums personal life)
*The scene opens up outside the old GWA arena, cameramen are set up in front of the stage set up for what looks to be a press conference. There is a table set up with water bottles on the table and chairs in front of every bottle. There is one chair that looks a little more comfortable and special then the others. In front of it there is a microphone set up to talk into. There is security set up in front to calm down the media and the press as a younger man, with blonde longer hair, kind of like an afro, stands in front of the microphone set up for the announcer. He flicks his hair back and a flutter in his right eye goes off, before he begins to speak.*
Announcer: "Well, as we all know we are here for the press conference of the one and only The Brian Magnum. We are awaiting his arrival he should be here shortly. Thank you for your patient."
*The younger blonde tanned man walks away from the microphone, before whispering a few things to the body guard. Maybe a minute or two after that Magnums HummerLimo-Truck pulls up. Green in color with the letters t.U.e. in the middle of the car, straight from the back to the hood. The limousine comes to a complete stop as the driver steps out, he opens the back door and Magnum comes walking out of the limousine, the cameras instantly go off flashing looking for that perfect shot. He has his hair up in a pony tail. Clean shaved with his gold chain dangling below his neck, he has on a green suit with a white tie, he smiles into the camera as his white teeth shine. The cameras are still flashing looking for that shot as he makes his way through with security making the way, he walks up the stairs and shakes hands with the younger blonde man, he pulls out the chair as he takes a water bottle before sitting down.*
Announcer: "Well folks, you know the drill. This is a press conference before possibly the biggest match in GWA history, it is a first for the company. It will be a 6 man tag match between some of the biggest names in the GWA, where the t.U.e. will face off against Mike C,Alex Mason, and JD Screwed."
*After the announcer speaks The Brian Magnum opens up the water bottle and takes a nice swig out of it before saying something as he stands up.*
Brian Magnum: "I just wanna thank all of you for coming out, and this man standing beside me in front of the microphone will pick you randomally and when he does you get to ask your question, I will answer it to the best of my ability, and then I must get ready for the match....ok...let the questions begin."
*The Brian Magnum takes a seat back in his chair before taking another drink out of the water bottle. The announcer picks his first reporter as she speaks quickly being very excited that she was chosen first to start the press conferenc.*
Media #1: "Hello Mr.Magnum, first and for most I wanna say I am sorry for what happened to you and your wife. I know after you lost all of your money the two of you seperated, and than she was hit by a bolt of white lightning that must be devastating to you have you talked to her since the incident?."
Brian Magnum: "Thank you, right now my focus is on my match with the t.U.e. My ex-wife is in perfect condition and she is in perfect hands as we speak. We have talked since the incident and she said leaving me was the biggest mistake in her life and she said after I win the match we will be re-marrying that is after...I win."
Media #1: "I am so glad to hear that and there is no doubt in my mind that you will win, Mike C,Alex Mason, and JD Screwd havent faced someone with the credibility and skill that you have. Now onto my question, do you feel like this is it for you in GWA. I mean a future Hall of Famer, two time GWA World Heavyweight Champion, could this be your last match?"
Brian Magnum: "Honestly I feel like I have much more to accomplish here, with the rise of so many superstars here in GWA. My goal in this match isn't to become a Hall of Famer and it isn't to become a retiree. It's to destroy Mike C,Alex Mason, and JD Screwed, and become the most dominat entity in the GWA!"
Announcer: "Now onto our second question."
Media #2: "I was wondering if you as a wrestler, changed mentally for a match such as this?"
Brian Magnum: "Honestly I take it as any other match, just another day at the top. Until they stepped over the line by talking so much shit about me and the rest of the t.U.e.. They stepped over the boundaries so now this isn't just a match, it's something beyond a match, beyond a legacy...it's personal."
Announcer: "Question number three."
Media #3: "With all of the shit thats been said, do you feel like they did something not only to get you in your head, but to defeat you in the six man tag match?"
*The Brian Magnum takes a drink out of the water bottle before answering the third question.*
Brian Magnum: "Honestly I would be lying if I said they didn't get in my head, out of all my wins this one here was the first one where I actually went into the match thinking...hey if these guys are as good as they say they are...they can beat me. But I must put that aside and focus on the task at hand and that's to win them."
Announcer: "Question number four, you in the back there...looks like you have something good to say."
Media #4: "Thank you, I know earlier there was question whether or not you would wrestle in this match at the pay per view or not but in the end you did decide on going forward. Now my question to you is, what made you make the final decision on whether or not you were going to participate in the match?"
Brian Magnum: "Great question, I wanted to make sure this was clarified make sure everyone knew that I did almost not take this match, I did deep down always wanna face Mike C, Alex Mason, and JD Screwd but with what happened and the circumstances. It crossed my mind several times, but in the end my final decision was sitting down with the rest of t.U.e. for a few days to think. We came to a conclusion that it would be best if I took the match. Win or lose...like I said it's personal now."
Announcer: "We are going to be taking two more questions, just so everyone knows, we are almost out of time. You in the front row...question."
Media #5: "We all know that you are also in another match later that night for the GWA World title, and i was wondering if you are to win the match who would you want to face first as the new champion?"
Brian Magnum: "Well of course I would give Alex Mason his rematch, but id love to face AJ Johnson again."
Media #5: "So out of all the wrestlers in the six man battle royal who do you think is going to be the most competition to you?"
Brian Magnum: "Honestly I think all five of those guys can be world champion, who I feel like would be the best match up for me, I would have to say Alex Mason. I mean I think he has the drive, and is willing to go that extra mile for what it takes to get to the top. I mean anything can happen in a match like that and like I said before all five are rising to the top. But I would gladly accept the challenge from Alex Mason and I think we got a good chance to make something happen in the near future."
Announcer: "And this will be your final question of the night, you were the first to put your hand up so lets hear it."
Media #6: "We all know that the past has shown that these kind of matches has brought out the worst in everyone and with what they have said, do you feel like this could get out of hand and could someone get really injured?"
Brian Magnum: "Great last question because I want everyone to know that I am in this match to end there careers, I am in it to break there necks, faces, ribs, backs whatever. I don't know what is in store but I do know one thing, I have all of the PEOPLE. I have all of the fans that keep me going and in the end...I will do whatever it takes to win."
Announcer: "I wanna thank everyone for coming out, we are out of time."
Brian Magnum: "One more thing...remember...if this is the end of my career...I did it for each and every one of you guys."
*The Brian Magnum gets up from the chair and walks back down towards his Hummer, the cameras going off and the media trying to get more questions. He smiles and shrugs his way through the crowd, the Hummer driver opens the back door as The Brian Magnum ducks his head and makes his way into the backseat. The driver shuts the door and walks back to the drivers door, he steps in the limousine and drives away. The security is beginning to clean things up and the camera and media begin to start to leave as the camera slowly fades, when it returns it comes back inside a mansion house, there are pictures of The Brian Magnum in all his epic matches one being against Nocturnal in their first and second matches, then another one when he was in GWA when he faced AJ Johnson, and the last one is where he won the GWA World Heavyweight Championship for the first time. The camera turns around and in the living room sits The Brian Magnm and his wife ex-wife Rosa Magnum. It looks like it is just hours before he leaves. The camera zooms in to listen in what they have to say.*
Rosa Magnum: "What they did to you wasn't right."
Brian Magnum: "I know honey."
Rosa Magnum: "They verbaly assaulted the t.U.e.
Brian Magnum: "I know that."
Rosa Magnum: "I just want this to be fresh in your mind, you are less then one hour away before leaving."
Brian Magnum: "I know I wanted to be home here before my driver picks me up, he dropped me off after the press conference."
Rosa Magnum: "How did that go?"
Brian Magnum: "It went well, same old go, I mean I like press conference because it gives me time to relax, listen to what the media has to say. You know, but I was thinking on not doing it because there were several question about the match."
Rosa Magnum: "Yeah you are right babe and I think they just dont understand. Without all of your fans and the support they are giving you we wouldn't be here right now."
Brian Magnum: "The thing is, this wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for me."
Rosa Magnum: "Don't say that Brian, everything happens for a reason. they did what they did and you are going to take care of it."
Brian Magnum: "Babe...I dedicate this match to you mean everything to me...I love you baby."
Rosa Magnum: "I love you to Brian Mark Magnum!"
*"The Brian Magnum takes Rosas hand and kisses it, he hugs her tightly.*
Brian Magnum: "My driver is here, I just got the txt."
*Rosa squeezes The Brian Magnum tightly before letting him go and kisses him on the lips.*
Rosa Magnum: "Do it for me...and do whatever it takes babe."
Brian Magnum: "I will...they won't be walking out of the match...good by my love."
*The Brian Magnum kisses Rosa one more time before leaving the house and exiting through the door, Rosa is left by herself inside the mansion house. The camera zooms in on Rosa as she speaks to herself.*
Rosa Magnum: "Oh god be with him, he will need the help."
*The camera slowly fades away from Rosa as it looks like she has some doubt on whether or not The Brian Magnum can beat them.*
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Post by AJ Johnson on Apr 22, 2011 23:17:57 GMT -5
t.U.e's "Journey to Greatness" Pt.2 of 4 (See World Title Match for part 1)
*Scene opens to the inside of a 2010 Honda Mini-Van.We see The Brian Magnum sitting in the front seat as he is driving along with AJ Johnson sitting in the passengers seat.Pappy Woods has a pissed off look on his face as he is in the middle seat and Jacoby Douglas remains passed out in the very back seat with all of the luggage.*
*AJ then looks back at Pappy*
AJ:What's wrong Pappy?
Pappy:Don't you say that to me! You know exactly what's wrong with me!
*AJ and The Brian Magnum then begin laughing*
Magnum:*Laughing* HaHa! What do you mean Pappy?
Pappy:Everytime I hang out with you guys,you always get me into some really stupid shit!You guys don't know how to control your partying!
AJ:*Laughing* HaHa! You know what they say Pappy? There is no party unless it involves the t.U.e! HaHa!
Pappy:Yeah Right!
*Just as he says that,the luggage in the backseat begins to move as Jacobys head emerges as he looks to be suffering from a terrible hangover.*
Jacoby:Dude,where are we?
Magnum:We're in Phoenix,Arizona..Why?
Jacoby:Because I really gotta use the bathroom.
AJ:Number 1 or number 2?
Jacoby:Number 2..I'm pretty sure I already took a piss on Pappys bags.HaHa.
Pappy:WHAT!
*Pappy takes his bag from the back and begins sniffing it before getting an extremely pissed look on his face.*
Pappy:You know what!? Your buying me brand new bags!
*The van then pulls into a local gas station as all four men then exit as Jacoby runs straight to the men's bathroom.Pappy and The Brian Magnum then begin talking to each other as AJ heads into the store.He looks around a while before grabbing a red Powerade and a bag of cheddar Doritos.He brings them up to the register as the cashier begins speaking to him.She is a very nice looking blonde headed woman who looks to be about 25.*
Cashier:Well hello there....
AJ:Hey.
Cashier:Is that all for you today?
AJ:Yeah,this and 40 on pump 2.
*The cashier rings up the total and takes AJs money before looking back up at him with a smile on her face as she continues to talk to AJ.*
Cashier:I'm sorry,but aren't you AJ Johnson?
*AJ begin laughing*
AJ:*Laughing* Yeah that's me..why?
Cashier:Well I have to admit,I've always had a crush on you.Seeing you in the ring doing those High Flying moves and stuff is really hot.
AJ:Well baby,you know that I was once called the "Playboy" of the GWA.
*The cashier begins to chuckle a little bit before speaking.*
Cashier:Hehehehehehehehe....why is that?
AJ:Because baby..I'm apart of The Upper Echelon,and when we party,we REALLY party!
Cashier:Well it sounds like I need to come party with yall....
AJ:Yes it sure does sound that way..
Cashier:Let me give you my number..
*The Cashiuer then begins writing her phone number on a piece of a napkin.She then hands it to AJ as all of a sudden Jacoby comes runing out of the restroom with his pants at half-mass and a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe.He is being chased by a Big,tall,muscular,tattooed man holding a gun in his hand.It also looks as though he is covered in human poop as Jacoby then begins to yell.*
Jacoby:I mad a Mistake!!RUN,RUN,RUN,RUN!
AJ:What the hell!?
*The two of them then run out of the gas station as all four of the men jump into the van.They are all in except for Pappy as the man fires a shot that hits Pappy in the Left Foot.He then gets the rest of himself into the van as they then drive off.*
Pappy:AHHHHHHHHH! They Shot ME!!!!
AJ:Dude calm down,it's only in your foot.Just wrap it up and it'll be fine.
Pappy:What are you talking about!!?? Brian drive me to a hospital!
AJ:Don't you do it man!We have a schedule to stay on and it's not gunna get ruined by Pappy and his little foot wound!Anyway,Jacoby,what the Hell happened in there!?
Jacoby:I don't even want to talk about it.
Pappy:Jacoby you are a freakin Idiot!..Not only have you ruined my trip by pissing on my bags,but now you get me shot!!
Magnum:But it sure was funny!HaHa!
AJ:Yeah Pappy,calm down man..It's just your foot!
Pappy:Just my Foot!?
AJ:Yeah,just your foot.
Magnum:Just get over it Pappy....We got a long trip ahead of us and a lot more partying before we get to Worldwide..
AJ:Yeah,that's damn right!And as soon as we start partying,I'm gunna be giving that hottie from the gas station a call....She better get ready,cause AJ Johnson is back in business.!
TBC..Pt.2 of 4
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Post by Jacoby Douglas on Apr 23, 2011 21:30:51 GMT -5
[The scene opens to the sight of GWA supertsra Jacoby Douglas setting down in a solid white padded room with no windows,He is bound to himslef with a straight jacket.He is setting in the middle of the padded room rocking back and forth talking to himself, He is mummering something about talking beavers, as he continously rocks back and forth and talks to himself the door to the room opens and shuts instantly, a tall muscular black man steps into the room, he is dressed ina solid black suit, he has a small pair of black rading glasses on and a small clipboard, he also has a chair in one of his hands, he sets the chair down and takes a seat right in front of Jacoby.]
Man-"Jacoby, I'm Andre Winston. Your personal therapist, I'm here to discuss the dillusions that you've been having about the angry talking beavers."
Douglas-"What dillusions ?! They're real.
Winston-"Just Calm down and let's discuss what's going on inside your mind.
Douglas-"It's not in my mind it's all real real !!
Winston-"I believe you...Now tell me about these beavers."
Douglas-"They're every where... They got mad at me because I ate all their food and they all tried to attack me...They came at me withc some much anger."
[Douglas begins to cry a little.]
Douglas-"I didn't do anything to deserve this...I was trapped in that basment and I needed something to eat...It wasn't anything personal, I just didn't want to starve.
Winston-"I completely understand...Now Jacoby, you've got a job to do this week.
Douglas-"What job ?! I don't have a job...All I do is drink and drink."
[Winston cracks a smile, and begins to laugh a little bit.]
Winston-"Jacoby, we all know you drink like a sailor, but you've got a job to maintain...You've got ot wrestle this week."
Douglas-"What !? I've got to wrestle this week when I have a family of angry beavers out to get me."
Winston-"Jacoby, We're going to take you to the arena and help you get ready..and we'll escourt you out to the ring to make sure no angry beavers make an attempt to harm you."
[Douglas stops crying for a moment, and looks up at Andre.]
Douglas-"So I get to remove this straight jacket from me, I get out go back to the arena and meet back with my boys, and I get to wrestle ?"
[Winston nodds his head, Douglas looks up at the ceiling and pans off into a world of day dreams.]
{Inside Douglas's head.}
[All three members of the t.U.e are standing in their lockeroom, All of the men are standing calm, they are having a casual conver sation, The conversation goes on for a few moments, then a loud sound comes from the showers, All of the men turn and stare toward the showers, then they turn toward one another.]
AJ-"Jacoby...Go check out the noise."
Douglas-"Why I gotta go check it ?"
AJ-"Stop bitchin and go check out what it is."
[Douglas steadily walks voer ot the showers and enters the first one on the left side,.]
Douglas-"There's nothing in here...you pansys."
[Douglas walks out of the shower looking at Magnum and AJ, as he stares at them with a face of saying what the hell yo pansys, a furry creature jumps from the shower on the right side and attacks Douglas, Douglasfalls into the one on the left side and begins to yell.]
{Back to reality.}
Douglas-"OH MY GOD...THE BEAVER IS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Andre jumps out of his seat and walks out of the room, Douglas has his eyes closed and is biteing at the padded walls, the door opens back up and into the room steps two men. One large white man and one medium sized black man, the white man has a huge butterfly net and the black man has two long needled seringes.They walk over to Douglas who is still biteing at the padded walls, they white man throws the butterfly net over him and then the black man stabs him in the neck with the two needles, It takes a few mometns for the needles to kick in then Douglas passes out and the camera goes black.]
{Scene 2.}
[The scene opens to the t.U.e lockeroom, Douglas has jus awakened from the deep trance that the needle injections put him into, He is rubbing his head. He looks around and sees that AJ and Magnum are setting down on the leather couch drinking a beer each.]
AJ-"Rough night ?"
Douglas-"You could say that."
Magnum-"Oh we already know...Does the angry beavers ring a bell ?"
[Douglas hops up and looks around with suspision, then he turns and looks at Magnum and AJ.]
Douglas-"How'd you know about the beavers ?"
Magnum-"I was there...I witnessed it."
[Doulgas runs over and flops down beside both of the men. ]
Doulgas-"So I'm not the only one who saw them ?"
Magnum-"Yea, I saw 'em to."
[Douglas hops up and whips his forehead and walks over to the door and opens it, he doesn't say a word and just walks out and down to the elevator,he enters the elevator and presses the button that is labled boiler room, he begins to whistle to himself as he lets the elevator take it's course, until the elevator comes to a stop and a loud crash is heard from the top of the elevator, Douglas is stunned and just stars at the elevator ceiling. The top of the elevator begins to cave in and eventually falls through the top, we can see that the thing that had dropped from the ceiling is a very furry beaver, Douglas jumps back.]
Doulgas-"What the fudge balls is going on ?!"
[The beaver stands up on his hinde legs and rubbs his head with his two furry arms, he then sticks his arms out as if to say don't do anything drastic just let me speak.]
Beaver-"Just hear me out."
Doulgas-"Oh my god.......You can talk !!!!!"
Beaver-"Just let me talk for a moment, then you can do anything you please, cry, sceam, or commit suicide..just let me speak...ok first off I'm not here to kill you or attack you because you ate my food, I' mhere to help you.
Doulgas-"What do you mean ?"
Beaver-"I mean that I'm here to hepl you win your tag team match this week."
Douglas-"What are you going to do to help me win ?"
Beaver-"Well to start off let me just say that only you, Brian, and AJ can see me and hear me... And that's going to be how I help you...I'm going to go into the other teams lockeroom and find out their game plan then come back and tell you guys what they're going to do."
Douglas-"Ok... I will admit that that's a pretty solid plan all the way through but still wh would you try to attack me earlier ?"
Beaver-"WHAT ?! I was never trying to attack you, I was simply trying to get your attention with extra force."
Douglas-"What do you mean extra force you took a chunk out of my left calf."
Beaver-"That's my so called extra force...Now if you agree to my stipulations I'll fix the elevator with my magical powers and we'll go back up to the lockeroom."
[Douglas pnders the thought and nodds his head, the beaver then nodds his head and vanish momentarly and then before he knows it Douglas is back in the t.U.e lockeroom, Douglas is setting donw on the couch wiht the beaver beside him, both of them have a beer in thier hands and are setting there laughing and having a good time. Then out of know where Magnum and AJ walk into the room and stop in their foot steps staring at Douglas and the beaver.]
AJ-"Oh my god a angry Beaver !!!!"
[AJ grabs a near by beer bottle and throws it at the beaver, it hits the beaver and cracks over his head. The beaver falls over but then quickly hops back up, Magnum and AJ walk over and set down a safe distance away from Douglas and the beaver.]
Magnum-"Where'd the beaver come from ?"
Douglas-"He's magical and he's goin to help us win our tag team match."
AJ-"How ? He's a beaver."
Beaver-"Hey, I prefer furry human being."
AJ-"But you're a beaver."
[The beaver shakes his head nad stands up tipsy and begins to stumble a little bit, then he walks out fo the room, Magnum and AJ look at Douglas who is down about five beers.]
Magnum-"What's up I thought you where scared of the beaver ?"
Douglas-"Naw."
AJ-"Well, where's he going to ?"
Douglas-"To spy on the other team, He'll be back in a little bit."
[The scene fades black to the sight of Douglas downing a few more beers and Magnum and AJ pondering the thoughts of a so called magic beaver helping them win their match.]
Maybe TBC or not depends if I have enought time.
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Post by Alex Mason on Apr 23, 2011 23:59:27 GMT -5
" The upper echelon? Thats nothing short of a joke. Here you have three guys who have only seen the word 'upper' on paper towel. AJ Johnson is just another one of those pathetic high flyers who think their main event material. Hes been spending his time getting whipped by mid carders every week. Brian Magnum is a wanna be AJ Johnson with a failed marriage to an ugly wench. Which should say it all right there... And Jacoby Douglas is a wanna be wrestler... Period. I mean has that guy ever won a championship. He can't walk and chew gum at the same time. And I'm supposed to be intimidated by these miscreants? I'm supposed to be intimidated by a glorified frat pack. Look, if Vinny Falcone wants me to beat up Animal house for him and saddle me with A drunken mongolid hick and a discount Wade Barret than so be it. I'm the god of war and no one can stop me..."
Alex Mason in GWA magazine.
**Scene opens in a local grocery store.**
The warrior Clique stood over it. Not believing their eyes. Slim had bought a GWA Magazine and there was Alex on the cover. Holding the world heavyweight title. They discussed it as they got in the car.
Slim: I can't believe it.
Rico: Whats there not to believe? You heard about it weeks ago...
Slim: But still. Seeing this. Its finally a reality.
Lefty: It is a little difficult to register
Rico: Were you really suprised though? He may be a f*ckin nut but Alex was always a hell of a fighter.
Slim: Ladies and gentleman, Rico. The master of understatement.
Rico: What? On him being a nut? Fine hes bat sh*t insane...
Slim: Funny, you know what I mean. Becoming the world heavyweight champion in the GWA is a little more of a big deal than just being a good fighter. I mean even the lowest GWA wrestler can beat us up.
Deuce: Speak for yourself...
Slim: You know what I mean right, lefty?
Lefty: I was with you until that last part...
Slim: Guys this is serious one of us finally made it to the top. Don't you understand.
Deuce: Slim just shut the hell up and pass the soda...
**Scene ends**
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