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Post by Vinny Falcone on Apr 18, 2011 16:42:03 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by JD Screw on Apr 22, 2011 6:26:22 GMT -5
==Scene opens as fans from a GWA meet and greet are filtering through the GWA Arena. One kid dressed in a AJ Johnson shirt and carrying a large t.U.e foam finger walks past with some other kids. He’s drinking a large soda and throws the empty cup on the floor. The cup rolls past the garbage can and hits a black work boot. The camera follows the work boot up to reveal the tattered blue legs of a janitor’s jumpsuit, the camera pans up further to show the arms of the jumpsuit tied around the midsection. The camera pans up to the chest to show a black t-shirt that has white lettering that says “Pick UP your Damn Trash, or I’ll whoop your damn ass!” The camera pans up finally to the face and it’s a face of the former GWA World Champion, JD Screw. His usually well groomed beared in getting a bit more grown out, his long blond hair pulled back into a pony tail and he has a JD Screw trucker cap on. He stares a death stare at the young person and throws his mop to the ground. He storms over to the kids and they stop dead in their tracks.==
JD: AJ Johnson fan eh? t.U.e and all that rubbish.
Kid: Yes, I..
JD: Shut up. I don’t know what I’m getting sicker off, the trash talking by your heroes, or the trash that you so-called fans are leaving on the ground. t.U.e should stand for Totally Un-Environmental! Because what those jack holes are feeding you kids is 100% toxic waste. They want to hold a little press conference and talk about how damn good they are. All I saw last week was two losers, one winner, and a gang attack on one man. Now, I don’t normally give a crap about Mike C…but fair is fair.
Fat Kid: But aren’t you in a gang?
JD: The FBI? Kid, I wouldn’t even call the FBI a support group. I’m starting to wonder what the hell I’m even doing with those guys. Some are off with the fairs, and some off for themselves…and then there is me. I was doing fine without them. I was the GWA World Champion…I join up with them and now? Now I’m a god damn janitor!
Fat Kid: And you lost to Alex Mason last week!
JD: You know what, Tubs? I did. And I have no problem with that. Sure, I may have spent more time trying to think of words that rhymed with “War” but I gave the “Champ” the fight of his life…and that not. It wasn’t enough to get the win. As much as it pains me to admit…it makes me respect him. I still think he’s a deluded ass clown, but he’s the champ and he beat me. I have to respect that more than you respect the buffet line. But that does NOT take into account…the fact that I have an AJ Johnson fan that threw trash on my nice clean floor. Are you going to pick it up?
Kid: AJ is going to kick your ass at Worldwide!
JD: Really? AJ has the fight of his life this weekend and he’s sitting on his ass watching TV. He has three matches…and guess what? I’m standing across the ring at each one. First? He’s got me one on one…and those are odds not in his favour. If he was allowed to bring his friends, then maybe he would feel more confident. Will they get involved? Probably. Will is stop me from whooping three shades of crap out of AJ and pinning his ass 1…2..3? Absolutely not! It always seems that I have something to prove going into these shows. I have had a yo-yo time in the GWA and I’m fixing for that crap to stop right damn now! AJ Johnson has been on my radar for a long time now. The boy, whether he realises it or not, has done nothing but disrespect me. When the GWA was open to challenges…he wanted this guy…he wanted that guy. Dream matches…he never gave me a look. I had to finally challenge him because I don’t believe he was ever going to be man enough to want to take me on! Well, now…he has a chance to right the disrespect. I want him to come into our one on one by himself. Leave the gang in the back and I’ll leave the FBI to count their cookie sale money. Not like they ever have my back anyway. I am going to coming for AJ with an intensity that I have not had in a long time. When I’m at a point in my career where the sky should be the limit…I seem to be sinking down the mountain of crap! Enough is enough…and AJ may not be ready for the hell I’m about to unleash.
Fat Kid: AJ is going to win the title?
JD: AJ isn’t going to make it to the damn six man tag much less the World Title match. I’m going to take all the frustrations I have with my title lose, my lose last week and my frustrations with the FBI and GWA management as a whole…and I’m going to beat his ass so bad they are going to need dental records to retrieve his identity.
Kid: My dad says that you’re a loser and a drunk.
JD: I didn’t know your Dad was retarded! How sad that is for your family. I am not saint…but I’m not a stain on the human genome that AJ Johnson is. In another life…in another time…I would still think that he’s a slacker idiot that is more concerned with having a good time then getting the job done. There’s fun times…and then there is ass whooping time. AJ seems so concerned with how cool the t.U.e is seen that he’s not preparing for his match. His big comments so far about our match so far? We are going to keep fighting? No….no, AJ. That is incorrect. I’m going to keep fighting. I’m going to walk out of our match with your blood drying on my taped fists. I’m going to go backstage…grab a little water, maybe a power bar, then I’m going to go back out to the ring and fight two other idiots while two idiots in my corner keep watch. AJ meanwhile will be lying on a gurney in the back trying to chew a children’s aspirin with his remaining teeth. Then I’m going to go back to the dressing room, a little more water, and maybe a ham sandwich, then I’m going BACK to the ring to whoop the holy hell out of everyone again to take back what is mine…the GWA World Title!
==JD takes a big deep breath, as the kids look really scared.==
JD: But the real question is…my young friend. Are you going to pick up your damn trash or am I going to have to throw the lot of you in the dumpster?
==The kid rushes over to his cup and picks it up and puts it in the trash.==
JD: ALL of the trash, junior!
==The kid, scared, takes off his t.U.e foam finger and throw it away. Then takes of his AJ shirt and throws it away. The kid has a “Power Puff Girls” shirt on underneath.==
JD: Powder Puff Girls? I didn’t know t.U.e had their own shirts already. Now get out of here.
==The kids run away. JD picks up his mop and goes back to cleaning. A guy in a suit comes over.==
Guy: JD! Did I just see you rant like a madman at some young fans and make them throw away merchandise?
JD: I don’t know…these cleaning liquid vapours can cause you to see things.
==Just then “The Halfpint Beefcake” Terry Wood runs by searing Viking horns and a leopard print thong bikini. Both the suit and JD watch him run by.==
JD: Like that…I just didn’t see that.
Guy: In my office now!
JD: Oh bite me.
Guy: May I remind you that while you are contractually obligated to be on the janitorial staff in GWA you are under my supervision and will do things my way or get fired! So MY OFFICE NOW!
JD: God damn it.
==JD throws down his mop again and walks away with the guy. Terry Wood runs back into the shot and grabs the mop.==
Terry: I’s got a new pony, brother! YEEEHA!
==Terry rides off on the mop as the camera fades, thankfully, to black.
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Post by AJ Johnson on Apr 23, 2011 17:16:12 GMT -5
t.U.e "Journey to Greatness" Pt.3 of 4
*Scene opens to the inside of the minivan as we can see that Jacoby is driving as The Brian Magnum,Pappy Woods,and AJ Johnson are all three sitting in the back.AJ is laughing Hysterically as The Brian Magnum is trying to pry the bullet out of Pappys foot.*
Pappy:AHHH! Be careful!
Magnum:Well maybe if would stop moving,I could get it!
AJ:*Laughing* HaHa,what a roadtrip this one has been so far!HaHa!
Jacoby:I know dude....I piss on Pappys bags,you get the hot cashiers number,we have our own press conference,and Pappy gets shot!
*All of a sudden,Pappy screams out a terryifying scream and yell as The Brian Magnum begins laughin*
Pappy:AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Magnum:HaHa! Got it!
*We can then see tears coming out of the eyes of Pappy as we can now tell that he is crying.*
AJ:Oh stop crying you pussy....It is just a flesh wound....All it is going to do is leave a scar.
Pappy:A SCAR!!?? Only a scar!? I have ruined my perfect skin because of you!!(Points to Jacoby)
Jacoby:Because of me!?Why?
Pappy:You had to go and shit on that dude...If you could have just checked the stall to begin with,then we wouldn't have been in this situation.
AJ:What situation?
Jacoby:Yeah man,what situation? Like AJ said,it's just your foot,it's not like it was something worse..I really had to go and who would have known that guy had a gun on him!?
AJ:Yeah man,that shit was crazy!..
Magnum:Hey Jacoby,where are we?
AJ:Yeah man,we've been driving non-stop since Thursday,we gotta be getting there pretty soon..
Jacoby:Well,when do we gott be at the Arena?
*AJ looks down at his Rolex and then begins to speak.*
AJ:In about 4 hours....Are we gunna make it?
Magnum:We can't afford to be late man,We have some big matches tomorrow..
AJ:I know man..It's gunna be a big night for t.U.e!HaHa!
Jacoby:Let's hope it doesn't end up like last week guys....
AJ:What do you mean man?
Jacoby:I was the only one to win last week out of us three....Maybe we can all win this week.
Magnum:I know man..
AJ:Yeah,I'm pretty confident in all of us tomorrow..We just need to go out there and get it done..
*Just as he says that,the van pulls up to the GWA Arena in Philadelphia,Pennsylvania,which is the site of tomorrow nights GWA Worldwide.They then head for the parking garage as Jacoby then begins to speak once again.*
Jacoby:See,yall didn't think I could do it did yall?Well,were here!
Magnum:It's just about time now boys!
Pappy:FINALLY!
AJ:This show is about to get real serious....
*The scene then fades as the van is on its way inside of the garage.*
TBC....Sorry so short,wanted to save the best for last in part 4 in the 6 man world title match..
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