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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 14, 2011 12:25:41 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on Mar 17, 2011 2:31:03 GMT -5
We open in the parking garage of the GWA Arena, Philadelphia. Officials arrive, fans congregate hoping to catch a glimpse of their favourite star and valets wait to see if they'll be left parking the car of a jobber or a superstar, in other words how big a tip they'll receive.
After a few moments a car pulls up next to a young valet. Leaving the engine running, out steps Classy Mike C. Dressed in a long sleeved white t-shirt with the top buttons left undone, black jeans and big, red Doc Martens boots, Mike C receives a rapturous reception from the amassed crowd. He grabs his bag off the back seat and nods to the fans before pointing to a valet and signalling towards his vehicle. The valet scurries into the car and drives it into the building as Mike C goes to make his way inside on feet. However before he can Mike C is approached almost immediately by GWA backstage interviewer Aaliyah Jewel
Aaliyah: Mike C, a few words for the GWA community?
The amassed crowd pop and begin to chant “Classy Mike! Classy Mike!”
Mike C: Ah, what happened to my old friend Pappy Woods?
Aaliyah: Management decided that Pappy and yourself didn't, erm, have much of a positive working relationship so they've asked me to step into the breach. So...
Mike C (cutting in): Let me stop you there darling. I have the same working relationship with every single person on the payroll, be they Pappy Woods or Russell Lee, Vince Falcone or P.T. Merciless, AJ Johnson or Aaliyah Jewel. And you know what that relationship is?
Aaliyah: Erm...no?
Mike C: Well let me tell you. I have no relationship with anybody employed by GWA, be they management or wrestler, interviewer or commentator, janitor or (looking Aaliyah up and down)...glorified hooker...
The fans pop, Aaliyah looks clearly insulted.
Mike C: I have a good relationship with one man in this business, in this world, and that man is me. I'm not here to make friends or influence people, I'm here to win gold and prove that I am number one. Now if you don't mind, your inane chatter and sycophantic flirting may impress the GWA World Champion...
The fans pop and a brief “J.D. SCREW!” chant breaks out.
Mike C: ...but it don't impress me, so if you don't mind...
Mike C takes the microphone from Aaliyah and gestures for her to walk away which she obliges in doing, obviously perturbed by Mike C's comments.
Mike C: You see, I...
Fans: AM CLASSY MIKE C!
Mike C: And you know what?
Fans: I AM NOT A VERY NICE MAN!
Mike C: Ooh close, very close. No, you see tonight I am Classy...Mike C...and I am here to become the Global Wrestling Alliance International Champion!
The fans pop.
Mike C: You know this opportunity has been a long time coming. I've been working my arse off for, oh I don't know, 3 weeks? Beating and battering jobbers, telling the GWA community how I am the future of this company. Well now my talents are going to get the recognition they deserve. And who stands in my way? A chap by the name of AJ Johnson.
The fans gathered give a strong response at the mention of the GWA International Champion.
Mike C: Now I have to give AJ Johnson credit. Former GWA World Champion? Current International Champion? No, that's not why. AJ Johnson is the most intelligent man I've been put up against thus far in my GWA tenure. Why? Because he's not stupid enough to have picked a fight with me before our match. Carraway? Gone. P.T. Merciless? Might as well be. Neither of those men showed me respect but AJ, you've been clever enough so far to stay out of my way, keep your mouth shut and leave it to the ring. Shame it won't make a scrap of difference.
Another car arrives in the parking garage, stopping and honking for Mike C to move. Mike C glares at the car, who's chauffeur gets out to complain. With neither man saying a word, Mike C puts his hand out, stopping the chauffeur in his tracks. He then flicks his wrist, gesturing for him to make an about turn. The fans pop as the car reverses back and out of site.
Mike C: Sorry about that, anyone who thinks they can honk me out of the way has another thing coming. But where was I? Ah yes, AJ Johnson. I've been studying you AJ, as I always do with my opponents. But unlike P.T. Merciless and Nick Carraway, you seem to have actually achieved things. Titles won, great matches fought, a prolific GWA career. A career that you'll no doubt be attempting to further by becoming the first GWA superstar to defeat me. It's just a shame you're so...you're so...you're so god damn dull!
The crowd pops.
Mike C: I mean, my God AJ. Every week is the same. You're either in a suit or a grey t-shirt, and you're chatting away to Jacoby...by the way what the hell sort of name is Jacoby? Does that mean he's similar to Jacob? Maybe a diet version of Jacob? But anyway, you rattle off a load of clichés about respect, say “shit” a lot, complain about Johnny Morton kicking your arse to the point where you need your brother to bungee in with a hammer...I could go on, but it always ends with you chatting about Jacob-lite, Izzy, Slash, Axl and the rest of Guns 'n' Roses or whoever you fraternise with, giving a little brag, and then...well I don't know how you end, I tend to zone out by then. And it may be that the GWA audience like your brand of inane chatter and beige threats...
The crowd in the parking garage begin to chant “AJ! AJ!”
Mike C: ...but you know what AJ? Every night I've been out in front of the GWA crowd, it's been my name they've been chanting. And I don't even ask 'em to!
The crowd quickly change to a “Classy Mike!” chant
Mike C: Y'see? You can't buy that, you can't intimidate people into doing that – they do that because the GWA fans know what I know, what you know. They know what Nick Carraway, P.T. Merciless and what Levi, Russell and anyone with the surname Falcone know. They know that I am the future of this company, that I am here to rule GWA. I'm not here to start my career, I'm here to end yours, and at Worldwide I will become the new International Champion. And when I do, you and every other member of the GWA locker room are in for a shock, whether you like it...
Crowd: OR LUMP IT!
Mike C tosses the microphone into the crowd, picks up his bag and heads into the arena as a final “Classy Mike!” chant starts up and the camera cuts...
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Post by AJ Johnson on Mar 18, 2011 14:29:19 GMT -5
*Scene opens to the set of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.The stage is set as Jay walks out to the crowd of screaming fans.Jay is dressed in a White Suit with his hair all slicked back.He smiles and waves to the crowd as he sets down at his desk and begins to speak to the crowd and the cameras.*
Jay:Hello Everyone...How are yall tonight!?
*The crowd begins to cheer*
Jay:Tonight is a very special show,because we have a very special guest.
*The crowd begins to cheer even louder*
Jay:Tonight we have the GWA International Champion in attendance.Mr.AJ Johnson!
*At the sound of his name,the crowd goes wild.*
Jay:So ladies and gentlemen,please help me introduce the GWA Star AJ JOHNSON!
*As the crowd erupts in cheers,AJ walks from the curtain onto the stage.He is wearing a pair of Wrangler Blue Jeans and a white shirt with the words Mike C Sucks Printed on the front.He also has the GWA International Championship Belt hanging over his shoulder as he waves at the crowd for a few moments before sitting down next to the desk and begins talking with Jay.*
Jay:How are you feeling tonight AJ?
AJ:I'm feeling pretty good man...What about you?
Jay:I'm doin pretty good like always.....So I see that tonight you are sporting a new look..
AJ:Yeah man I decided not to go with my famous black suit.I thought I should wear something a little more appropriate for the occasion.And seeing as though I am here to talk about my math this week,I thought i should wear this shirt that I made a few days ago.
Jay:So I guess this means your calling out your competition?
*AJ begins to laugh*
AJ:*Laughing* HaHa! Yeah,I guess you could say that.He tries to get on T.V. and Radio and say that he respects me...Well guess what,I don't respect you!
Jay:Harsh Words AJ!
AJ:Well it's the truth.I have no respect for anyone in that GWA Lockeroom except for Joey and Bruno Falcone but look where there at today.
Jay:So your telling me that the guys that have beaten you in the past...
AJ:Yeah?
Jay:You don't respect them eventhough you have beaten them?
AJ:No,they all just got lucky.
Jay:So why don't you respect Mike C?
AJ:Because he is no different than all of the other ones.If anything,he is worse!
Jay:And why is that?
AJ:Because eventhough he has not lost yet,he think that he is the top dog in the GWA.Well your Not!
Jay:You sure you can back up what your saying right now?
AJ:Hell Yeah! He hasn't accompolished anything in the GWA yet.He hasn't even had any tough competition.He hasn't won any titles yet,so what exactly makes him qualified to call me out?
Jay:Maybe he is trying to make a name for himself.
AJ:Well if that is the case then he is doin it with the wrong person.
Jay:What do you mean?
AJ:Mike,didn't you see where trash talking got Ezekiel last week? You wanna say I talk about getting whooped by Johnny Morton? You do realize that I took the GWA International Title away from him don't you?
Jay:That is a good point AJ.
AJ:Thanks Jay.And Mike,you wanna talk about my brother and my friends? You along with the rest of the GWA will find out soon enought that if you mess with one of us,your messing with all of us.And you wanna talk about me not saying anything to you,well i guess you found out that I am not going to set back and listen to you run your mouth and not do anything about it.NO!So Mike,I want you to know that I am going to be the first person in the gWA to defeat you and retain MY GWA International Championship!Then you might learn some respect!
*Scene fades out as the show cuts to commercial.*
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on Mar 18, 2011 17:17:39 GMT -5
As the commercial break ends we zoom out from a TV screen filled with Jay Leno's rotund face. The camera pans around to show Classy Mike C sat in his locker room eating popcorn, chuckling and wearing a t-shirt reading "Mike C (doesn't) Sucks" similar to AJ Johnson's. However, Mike C has clearly inserted the word "doesn't" with magic marker, hence the terrible grammar...
Mike C: Oh Jay...you're such a cad. America's favourite chat show host. Well apart from Letterman. And Jimmy Kimmel. Conan's better to, and Ellen. But after them, geez Jay even we Brits are fond. And if you were ever to do a show in the UK, as long as it wasn't running against Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton, Parky or Jeremy Kyle I bet it would be a smash. Shame your guests aren't up to it anymore...
The camera pans back to show Jay interviewing Jersey Shore's "The Situation".
Mike C (shuddering): Terrible, but I don't mean him. Ah AJ...AJ Johnson. I'm confused...where in the torrent of abuse I leveled at you did I say I respected you? I said you were more intelligent that Nick Carraway and P.T. Merciless, I said you achieved some stuff back in the day...but respect? You earn my respect. In fact there is only one way to earn my respect...by being me.
Mike C switches off the Television.
Mike C: Now I seem to have riled you up a bit, as I have with a certain GWA World Heavyweight Champion who shall remain nameless, but it's a pity because apparently "trash talking doesn't work". And you're right, you're above my...erm..."idiotic taunting". And it's true, you did beat Johnny Morton. Well, you "Diet Jacob" and "Hammy the Hammer" beat him, but it's all the same no? And you stood up to Ezekial Tyson's trash talks real good, so clearly you're the greatest International Champ ever...
Mike C puts his popcorn down and beckons the camera closer.
Mike C: Listen, AJ. We all know that I am not a nice man...but in this instance I'm going to give you a hand. Two hands in fact. I'm going to step into the ring with you, take your International Championship, end your career and put you out of your misery. And if I've pissed off you brother and your little buddies then bring them to. The more the merrier! Y'see I'm a lot like Aaliyah Jewel, except the plentiful notches on my proverbial bedpost count for careers I've ended and not sexually transmitted infections that I've contracted from Redneck wrestlers. And I will be more than happy to take out my proverbial penknife and carve four more notches for you son's of bitches...well, as your brothers I suppose it's son's of bitch as I assume you have the same Mother.
Mike C ponders for a second before snapping out of it and looking back at the camera.
Mike C: So AJ, Jacob, Izzy, Slash, Axl, Jay Leno, Conan, Ellen, Arsenio...whoever the hell wants to join in! These are the facts - at Worldwide there will be an International Title match. Two celebrated superstars of GWA will fight back and forth, tooth and nail. Then Classy Mike C will win the International Championship and AJ Johnson will be heading for the glue factory. And that is if you're lucky, because AJ I have two words that describe you in relation to me...Stepping. Stone.
Mike C looks down at the modified t-shirt he says.
Mike C: Oh, but kudos on the t-shirt. Not only did the slogan have a wit reminiscent of Wilde or Coward, but 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom is always a surefire crowd pleaser. Maybe a new career in t-shirt design beckons? Hold on that's no way to end things. AJ, like your t-shirt sloganeering suggests I'm going to show you up as the brainless, slow-witted moron you are. Whether you like it...or lump it...
Mike C again looks down at the t-shirt, chuckles and shakes his head as we fade to black.
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Post by AJ Johnson on Mar 19, 2011 15:00:08 GMT -5
*Scene opens to the backstage area of the arena that is holding tonights broadcast of GWA Worldwide.We are able to see the crew workers putting together the stage and the GWA Ring as we then cut to the backstage area of the Arena.As the camera pans around,we can see different GWA wrestlers standing in the hallways and in the lobbies,as they are all trying to get ready for tonights big show.*
*We then see GWA Backstage Reporter Pappy Woods following and talkin to a GWA cameraman.They are walking down the hallways and conducting interviews with different GWA Talent as he then begins walking to a lockroom as he continues to talk to the camera.*
Pappy:Hello folks for this special edition of Backstage GWA as we are live backstage at the site of GWA:Worldwide 10!
*He continues to walk closer to te door of the lockeroom as he still continues to talk to the camera.*
Pappy:We are about to try and ge an interview from the GWA International Champion AJ Johnson!
*Pappy begins to smile at the camera.*
Pappy:Tonight he will be defending his title against "Classy" Mike C along with attempting to become the very first person in the GWA to defeat Mike C. Let's see if we can get a word with him.
*As Pappy and the cameraman make there way into AJs lockeroom,we see AJ sitting down on a bench by his locker as he is taping up his wrists for his match while listening to his IPOD Touch.*
Pappy:Excuse me AJ,can we have a momentof your time?
*AJ looks up and takes theheadphones out of his ears.*
AJ:What?
Pappy:Can we get a quick interview?
AJ:Sure.What do you want to know?
Pappy:Okay,after all the words that have been said to each other leading up to this night.........
AJ:Yeah?
Pappy:How nervous are you for this match?
*AJ begins to laugh*
AJ:*Laughing* I'm not nervous at all. I'm more excited and ready to get this match over with so that I can focus on more important things.
Pappy:Like what?
AJ:The GWA World Heavyweight Title.That's what.
Pappy:So what are your thoughts on Mike C?
AJ:Mike knows how I feel about him.He knows that tonight is going to be a war.And deep down inside of your soul Mike,you know that your undefeated streak is going to come to an end tonight!
Pappy:One Last Question........
AJ:What is it?
Pappy:Is there any truth to the rumors that have been circulating the Internet community of a possible return here tonight?
*AJ begins to laugh.*
AJ:*Laughing* HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I don't know Pappy.......I guess you along with everybody else is going to hae to wait and see what's going to happen.
END.
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