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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 14, 2011 12:20:47 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Tsunami
GWA Dark Match Talent
Posts: 15
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Post by Tsunami on Mar 15, 2011 21:12:00 GMT -5
(We enter an all you can eat Japanese Buffet, and find Tsunami eating away. He's currently sitting at a booth all alone and has 7 plates on his table. As the camera spins back towards the doors and we see Aaliyah Jewel making her way towards Tsunami. As she reaches his table a complete look of sickness comes across her face. But like a professional she takes a seat to begin her interview.)
Aaliyah Jewel: First off, Tsunami allow me to say I'm glad you're taking the time to join me here today.
Tsunami: (shaking his head yes, with a mouth full), Ummhmmahhhhmmm.
Aaliyah Jewel: I'm sorry?
Tsunami: yemmmahhhyummyummoohh
Aaliyah Jewel: I'll wait for you to swallow the food.
Tsunami: Smmmmohhyummmy
(Tsunami now swallows his food.)
Aaliyah Jewel: OK great. Ready to begin?
Tsunami: Sure.
Aaliyah Jewel: First off, what brings you to the GWA.
Tsunami: Money!
Aaliyah Jewel: Just money?
Tsunami: Well money buys me, FOOD!!
Aaliyah Jewel: Wow.
Tsunami: Wow, what darling.
Aaliyah Jewel: You like to eat huh?
Tsunami: Oh yes, but I monitor my eating habits. If I don't I'll lose my magnificent physique.
Aaliyah Jewel: Excuse me?
Tsunami: Come on now little love. You know you like what you see!
Aaliyah Jewel: Uhhh...
Tsunami: It's OK to say no. It's hard for a sexy lady to admit she loves a man full of roles. But hey baby I am what I am, and I'm a man made to love.
Aaliyah Jewel: Alrighty then.
Tsunami: Like i said it's OK. I understand.
(Tsunami takes a bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy and slams it down as Aaliyah looks in horror.)
Aaliyah Jewel: Do you mind talking about your match last week against Royal Powerhouse.
Tsunami: You call that a match?
Aaliyah Jewel: Well yes.
Tsunami: I call it putting a piece of trash out of his misery.
Aaliyah Jewel: Really?
Tsunami: Royal Powerhouse is a joke. Joey & Bruno Falcone told me all about his past when they approached me about taking his pathetic ass out. I mean seriously how can anyone support this pathetic, lying, full of crap idiot.
Aaliyah Jewel: That's really mean to be honest.
Tsunami: It's wrestling honey, we're not paid to be nice.
Aaliyah Jewel: True, but did you really have to punish him as much as you did?
Tsunami: Of course.
Aaliyah Jewel: Why?
Tsunami: It was my job.
Aaliyah Jewel: The man is in a hospital with major damage to his organs, and it was your job? Word is he might not pull through.
Tsunami: Well as the announcers said after I destroyed him he was pulling an Apollo Creed and spitting up blood. So allow me to pull a Rocky quote of my own, If he dies... He dies.
Aaliyah Jewel: That's a horrible thing to say!
Tsunami: Ain't it great!
Aaliyah Jewel: do you have a heart?
Tsunami: My name is Tsunami, not Tinman.
Aaliyah Jewel: Ohh funny!
Tsunami: Easy doll. You keep getting all bent out of shape. But you just don't get it.
Aaliyah Jewel: I don't think i want to, to be honest.
Tsunami: Then change the subject.
Aaliyah Jewel: OK. Well at Worldwide you face Scott Reave...
Tsunami: All 6'1" 225lbs of him.
Aaliyah Jewel: Yeah you out weight him by more than 300lbs!
Tsunami: Aww poor baby. Maybe his momma' will join him at ringside to change his diaper after I kick the shit out of him!
Aaliyah Jewel: You do understand a win means you'll be part of a triple threat match for the TV Title.
Tsunami: I'm fully aware.
Aaliyah Jewel: Your thoughts on that?
Tsunami: First off, Solomon Tyson is a complete joke. While P.T. Merciless is a total bitch and will pull a bitch move and miss his flight. Jacoby Douglas is hiding behind a hammer while Deathstroke is near the end of his career. Trying to have one more ride in the spotlight. Well that spotlight is gonna become dim when I kick his ass!
Aaliyah Jewel: Dim huh? You gonna be standing in front of it?
Tsunami: Ah a smart mouth bitch eh?
Aaliyah Jewel: Easy just having some fun.
Tsunami: Fun can get you hurt doll. So before you flex your lips think before you speak.
Aaliyah Jewel: Are you threatening me?
Tsunami: Never that. Talk is cheap. I'd much rather enter the ring and do my thing, Instead the world needs to hear me speak. But it don't matter, egg Roll?
Aaliyah Jewel: No thanks.
Tsunami: More for me!
(Tsunami shoves 5 egg roles in his mouth, chews them and swallows them in under 1 minute.)
Aaliyah Jewel: My goodness that is so, just eww....
Tsunami: You just don't understand a man of my sexy stature but you soon will.
Aaliyah Jewel: I highly doubt it.
Tsunami: You like, Scott Reave the little poor sap sent too the wolves, like Solomon I'll never win the world title like my lucky brother Ezekiel did, like Jacoby I hide behind my hammer Douglas, like P.T. I can't run a wrestling promotion for shit Merciless, and last but not least like Death I'm on my last leg, more pathetic then Randy the Ram Stroke, will learn that Tsunami is here! And the GWA is now in trouble!!
(Tsunami grabs a whole lobster and starts going to town. Aaliyah Jewel gets up with a look of disgust on her face as the scene ends.)
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