|
Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 23:30:43 GMT -5
You two RP here.
|
|
|
Post by Nakita Korchenko on Mar 12, 2011 17:19:59 GMT -5
Scene opens at a GWA house show in Raleigh, North Carolina. GWA interviewer Joel "You may need a restraining order" Garcia is standing in the ring. The huge crowd on hand is cheering, booing, and laughing at him all at the same time. He does not look that happy about the whole situation going on.
Joel Garcia: Sure just go ahead and make fun of me. But you are not the one that has GWA wrestlers asking to have a restraining order put against you. And all because they believe I am the reason they are losing or I was checking out their package. But it's all lies I tell you. Lies !!!! But enough about me and my problems I have a job to do.
Please help me welcome to the ring at this time my guest for this interview he is from Moscow, Russia. I give you none other than Nakita Korchenko.
The Russian National Anthem begins to play as Nakita Korchenko makes his way to the ring. He is not only carrying and waiving the Russian Flag but is carrying and waiving the USA Flag as well. Nakita is meet with his usual mix of of boos and cheers from the GWA fans but this time it seems like their is more cheers than boos. Nakita makes his way into the ring and walks over to Joel Garcia.
Nakita Korchenko: Ve are not going to have any problems are ve Joel Garcia ? Because Nakita does not vant to have to call his lawyers.
Joel Garcia: I assure you Nakita there will be no need for all that.
Nakita Korchenko: Ok Joel Garcia. Nakita vill take your vord. But know this. If I feel that things are not right here then I vill have no other choice but to kick the holy crap out of you before I make call to my lawyers.
Joel Garcia: I understand. Ok lets talk about this past Sunday at Resurrection and the flag match vs "Dr. USA" Duane Gray. We would all like to know your thoughts about it. And please talk about what happened after the match. If you would.
Nakita Korchenko: Vell as far as the match goes it vas just two superstars of the G double u A trying to vin a match for not only themselves but for all their comrades that are no longer here in the GWA or here on earth. So many veird and tragic things had to happen just to get to this point Joel Garcia. Now as far as vhat happened after the match. It's very very very simple. Two men that have been through so much sorrow in their lives lately just simply got caught up in the emotions of it all and did vhat had to be done.
Joel Garcia: So is this start of a friendship or dare I say the next great tag team in the GWA.
Nakita Korchenko: Vell Joel Garcia I can tell you this for sure. Never say never. I guess ve vill have to see vhat happens for the two of us next. But...
Joel Garcia: But Duane Gray still has to find out and let us all know this Sunday what is going on with the injured ankle.
Nakita Korchenko: That's right Joel and if you ever cut me off again they vill be informing your family that you are never coming home again. Do I make myself clear enough for you ?
Joel Garcia: Loud and clear and I am sorry. Now for this Sunday and Worldwide 9.
Nakita Korchenko: Vhat about it ?
Joel Garcia: Well you go one on one with a man that already holds a victory over you here in the GWA. And that is none other than the new GWA World Champion JD Screw.
Nakita Korchenko: Yes it's true JD does hold a victory over me. But that was back vhen I vas still dealing vith all that happened. I have moved on and now I am no vait I vill beat him to get my shot at the G double u A Vorld Title.
Joel Garcia: So you have finally moved on from the tragic events that took place.
Nakita Korchenko: Yes I have vith out a shadow of a doubt. I am going to prove vhy I am the Russian Terror. And vhy I am the next G double u A World Champion.
Just then Spoilin for a fight by AC/DC starts to play and out walks the new GWA World Champion JD Screw.
TBC BY JD Screw.
|
|
|
Post by JD Screw on Mar 13, 2011 0:37:43 GMT -5
==The crowd is on their feet as “Spoilin’ For A Fight” by AC/DC cranks out over the PA system. When it hits its apex, fireworks go off from the stage and “The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw comes bowling though the current with the GWA World Title over his shoulder and a new JD Screw “Champion, Bitches” T-shirt. JD holds the belt up high for the crowd to see and they cheer loudly. JD holds his fingers up and then points to the entrance way and the sexy GWA announcer Betty Lee comes out wearing a JD Screw “Redemption Tour 2011” shirt that has been fashioned into a very sexy and short skirt. JD fans himself and mouths to the camera. “That’s too hot.” Betty puts her arm around JD’s and they walk down the aisle together. JD jumps up on the ring apron and helps Betty up. He holds the ropes for her as she gets into the ring showing the crowd her amazing features! JD jumps over the top rope. He motions for Joel and Nakita to move to the side and they do. He bounces off one set of ropes than the other. He runs and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle and holds the title high and milks the cheers with a big smile on his face. Betty claps and smiles at JD as he comes to the center of the ring. He motions for Joel to come over. Joel won’t budge. Betty goes over and grabs the mics from him and hands it’s JD.==
JD: Oh Joel, you big old bag of limp noodles. It’s ok. I have called my lawyers and the restraining order is lifted on you. You see at the PPV I finally broke the curse that was hanging over me and I won the GWA World Title in a match that will go down in history as one of the greatest of all times!
==Crowd starts chanting “ JD SCREW! JD SCREW!”==
JD: Nakita, you can bring your Soviet ass in here as well, because unless you start something JD Screw believes in keeping the fighting to fight time. You stand here in the middle of the GWA ring and talk to me like a man, and I respect that. You’ve obviously fallen in love with this great country of ours now as you wave Old Glory…so you must have been to a Hooter’s! It’ll do that for you…it’s a religious place.
==Joel takes the mics off JD and the crowd boos==
Joel: IF you don’t mind, Mr. Screw, I’ll run this interview now that I’m allowed to be your presence. I think that every fan of the GWA has one question on their mind and I will ask it. WHAT THE HELL IS BETTY DOING WITH YOU?
==The crowd boos.==
Joel: I mean, Betty, didn’t we have something beautiful? Did it not mean anything to you? The flowers, the candy, the expensive gifts? Why would you leave me for THIS guy?
==Betty grabs the mic==
Betty: I don’t know what deluded world you live in but there was never anything between you and I, Joel! You bought me things yes, and to be fair your creepy poetry could sometimes be sweet, but I never went out with you and I told you on a number of occasions I wanted nothing to do with you. JD…he’s a changed man. When he first came to the GWA he was about drinking and having a good time. He was cocky and too full of himself. But he got humbled. He hit rock bottom and he had to pull himself out of the gutter and rise to the top of the GWA…and he did! So he still loves to have a beer and loves to have a good time…but he knows that when it comes to the GWA it’s 110% about being focused, mature, and ready for anything. And on top of all that…he’s FANTASTIC in bed!
==JD grabs the mic==
JD: Double SNAP, darlin’! Keep it clean, my mother watches this show. Fact of the matter is Joel, Betty is a great woman and every great man needs a great woman behind him. And as a man…you don’t get any greater than being the GWA Champion! Stardust and Enigma brought at the PPV, and Bryant left like the big puss we all knew him to be. But I walked out with the gold and now the Redemption tour comes steaming into Woldwide and you Nakita! True, the last time we fought you had some serious crap going on. Your head wasn’t in the game. But I think you give that too much credit and not enough to the man standing in front of you. I too had a lot on my mind back then, but when you step into this ring you have to leave all that crap at the door and focus at the task at hand. You want your shot at the GWA World Title? Buddy…get in line! As soon as I won this strap I might as well had a bullseye shaved into the back of my head! If you are in the GWA your goal has to be to win the title. There have been a lot of paper champions in GWA so far. Some I will go on record as saying that they never deserved to be champion! This title has been dragged through the mud by people like Bryant. When people look at this belt they should think of the main event matches that left them breathless…about the larger than life men that held it. So my Redemption Tour continues and the GWA Title…is going on tour with me. I plan on being not only a fighting champion but the great GWA Champion of all time. So you want your shot? Bring it on! But just like everyone else…you have to prove you got what it takes. So at Worldwide…you get your shot at me. Your shot at becoming the #1 contender to this belt. But just like every match I enter into, Nakita…this match is the most important of my career! So you may think about your shot at the belt…but I still have so much to prove! As I said before the PPV, my redemption isn’t about winning the title…it’s about proving I’m the best. Some of the men that have held this title let the title speak for them. They thought they could lose a match because at the end of the day the title still meant they were the best. That’s bull crap! This title should represent the person holding it…it should mean that the champ is a fighter…and a winner. So make no mistake about it Nakita. I’m happy that you have found personal peace and a new bromance with Duane Gray. But at Worldwild you are stepping into the ring with JD Screw…and to quote one of your most famous representatives….I will break you. But until then…put it there.
==JD extends his hand to Nakita. Nakita looks hesitant. Joel grabs the mic.==
Joel: Don’t do it! He’s a scoundrel, a cheat, and phoney. He’d sucker punch his own grandma to get the advantage!
==The crowd chants “shake his hand…shake his hand” Nakita looks around and then right into JD’s eyes. Not backing an inch Nakita shakes his hand. JD slaps him on the shoulder and smiles. Nakita leaves the ring. Joel looks pissed off. Betty takes the mic from him.==
Betty: Ladies and Gentlemen your GWA World Champion…”The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD SCREW!
==”Spoilin’ For a Fight” starts up and the crowd cheers as JD holds the belt high. Joel looks seething and can take it anymore. He pushes JD and slugs him one. JD doesn’t budge but Joel dances around holding his hand. JD smiles and takes the mic from Betty.==
JD: Did you all just see that? I think Joel just attacked me. You know there is one thing that really needs to be done before I can move on from you Joel. I need to defend myself.
==JD kicks Joel in the gut to a massive crowd pop. He picks up Joel and nails the ScrewDriver (Michinoku Driver) and points to the top rope! The crowd is going nuts. JD leaps to the top rope as Betty cheers him off and comes off with a massive Six Pack Splash on Joel! The crowd cheer massively! JD grabs Betty and gives his a kiss on the cheek before grabbing his title and holding it and Betty’s hand in the air as we fade out.==
|
|