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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 23:22:52 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by eddycharles on Mar 12, 2011 11:03:18 GMT -5
Scene opens to a jammed packed meet the stars of the GWA special event at the GWA Arena. There are thousands of GWA fans in the arena. There are booths set up for all the GWA superstars. The Bulldogs are at their booth showing the fans the finer points of beer drinking. At the Dippers booth they are showing fans how to get along with your sibling. Right now there is no one at The Suffering booth because they just plain scare people. The newest tag team on the block The British Union have a few fans and they are teaching them British slang words.
The Thrill Killers are trying to show people had to be extreme and the life of the party. The Sallow Bros are no shows so far. There happens to be one booth with a huge pink slip hanging from it. Its for Jace Diggs and Christopher Bryant to share. And the booths go on an on.
Everyone seems to be having a great time. A huge line is starting to form at the booth of The Playboy Eddy Charles. But he has not shown up yet. The line at his booth is getting longer.
And they are starting to get a little restless because the are looking forward to getting the chance to meet the next big star in GWA The Playboy Eddy Charles.
Just then the lights go out and Freak Me by Silk starts to play. From the back out walks The Playboy Eddy Charles he is in a gold suit with gold shoes. He walks over to his booth and grabs a mic.
Eddy Charles: That's right folks the object of everyone's obsession is hear. As you all know this Sunday at Worldwide 9 I face the GWA North American Champion Stardust. And I plan on kicking his ass. and you all know What The Playboy Wants The Playboy Gets.
Stardust I am not like all those other bums you have beat. Matter of fact lets look at the names of the guys you have beat. Lets see there is CJ Lane , Brandon Hardy , Johnny Morton , Bulldog Billy , and Joe Dipper. Hell the only one on that list that is even worth talking about is Johnny Morton but we all know that Johnny ain't even in my league I ain't telling you anything you don't already know.
Stardust everyone here today know two things and they are this First I will beat you this week in this non title match and Second when I beat you I will get to face you next week for the North American Title and I will take it.
So Whatcha gunna do..... No thats not it Rest in ..... No thats not it And thats the bottom ..... No thats not it You can't see...... No thats not it Suck...... No thats not it Ohhhh yea, dig..... No thats not it Know your role and shut.... No thats not it Have a nice..... No thats not it Sorry about your..... No thats not it Win if you can, lose if you..... No thats not it Trust me..... Trust.... No thats not it Because I am the man that rules.... No thats not it Try me.I'll make you...... No thats not it What does everybody.... No thats not it Woo Woo Woo..... No thats not it Who better.... No thats not it Oh you didn't know ? Your.... No thats not it OH - MY - GO...... No thats not it That's not just the coolest , That's not just the best , that.. No thats not it
So in closing I like to say Stardust. Eddy Charles is the new and improved limousine riding , leer jet flying , wheeling dealing , kiss stealing , son of a gun. And my shoes cost more than your house.
Because just take , a look , at me. I am a future wrestling GOD. And this Sunday enough is enough and it's time for a change. Cause what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine too.
So be jealous and never forget that I am what I say I am absolutely the object of everyone's obsession. Ok who wants an autograph.
The scene fades to black as The Playboy signs some autographs.
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Post by Stardust on Mar 12, 2011 15:29:20 GMT -5
[We see Stardust just relaxing. After hitting the gym and sitting on a little workout with El Loco Hombre Jr. Chase had gone to the arena acting on his behalf and had came back with word from his opponent. Words Stardust just had to laugh at.]
Stardust: First off, who wrote your stuff? Ripping lines? Being cliched? I mean COME ON MAN! I've seen better stuff since well. Better than you. Honestly? Seriously? You got no original lines of your own?
[He pauses and composes the next few lines carefully and than he speaks.]
Stardust: Wrestling God? Kid, That's copyright infringement. I had used that before, so Copy Cat! [He sticks out his tongue like a little child.] For reals bro? You are nothing but a kid who can not come up with is own stuff. Is it that hard to sit down, with a pen and paper, in front of the computer, in a writing class, in front of your public relations people and come up with an ounce of ORIGINALITY! You my friend are worst than the Boys in the Hollywood. Rehashing old movies with a new twist. You are a bore, you are not original and you sir shall not win! GOOD DAY!
[He looks at the camera and stomps his right foot and points away. As if telling the camera to leave. He stomps his right foot again.]
Stardust:I said GOOD DAY SIR!
[The camera starts to pull away but comes back as Stardust motions it to come back.]
Stardust: I was kidding. But not kidding about kicking your butt and making sure you lose. So, what if my road as been less than stellar? At least I can write my stuff unlike a certain Copy Cat. So this in closing. You will, lose, I shall win. Oh and here is a free lesson in a cool catch phrase.
[He clears his throat.]
Stardust: Bear with me. I haven't had need to use a catch phrase in so long. So here it goes.
[He clears his throat once more and than speaks.]
Stardust: You won't be awe struck. You'll just be Star Strucked!
{He than poses for the camera.]
Stardust: That is how you do it kid. But it held merit in days past when my finisher was the Star Struck. In the end, it's all the same. I won't allow a stealer of words win.
(The camera fades just as he begins to walk off and before it fades out we see El Loco Hombre Jr. rush in on the set and kinda sorta mocks the Stardust pose moments ago and than all is black as he runs off being chased by Dr. X and Pedro.]
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