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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 23:20:02 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on Mar 8, 2011 13:54:28 GMT -5
Click on the GWA channel on Youtube and there's a new video uploaded. The title, “Classy Mike C doesn't like getting hit with chairs” might give away the content, but nonetheless clicking and viewing the video will tell you a lot.
The video starts with Mike C sat in a leather chair in front of a GWA backdrop. He swigs from a bottle of water and looks none too impressed. Placing the water to one side, he clears his throat and looks at the camera.
Mike C: Well then, my GWA debut has been made. Two matches, two victories, albeit both against the now departed Nick Carraway. I told you I'd make you famous Nick, and now when people get asked “who did Classy Mike C not only beat twice, but retire on his debut night in GWA?” then you will be able to smile at your place in history. But it wasn't all victory and joy on my GWA debut, oh no.
Mike C shakes his head and clenches his fists.
Mike C: Firstly, I don't know who the shaggy individual sent to interview me was but can whoever owns the company now, whether it's a Falcone or Mr Ultimate or Rusty Lee or whoever, please assure me that I won't have to put up with such treatment again? I don't need an interviewer, let alone one called “Pappy”, putting quotes in my mouth. I myself am a walking, talking interview. And then, after my match, there was...
Mike C smirks and again shakes his head.
Mike C: Who exactly is this “Petey Merciless?” Is he related to Ming the Merciless? No, he isn't. He's just some bum who wants to get on the Mike C bandwagon before I've reached the top and he doesn't stand a chance. And he isn't even really called Petey. It's “P.T.”, I mean what the hell? What does that even mean? “Pathetic Tripe”? “Poor Tool”? “Piece-of-Trash”? That last one has particular resonance, because that is what you labelled me Petey, and I don't like being called trash.
Mike C: For a start, I'm British. We don't say “trash”. We say “rubbish”, and your xenophobia upsets me greatly. And secondly, I couldn't give a damn what's happened to your buddy Trip Master is in some faction, or whether or not the Falcone's likes my actions. To paraphrase your American Baseball announcers, “They...are...out of here!”. And you know what? I couldn't give a crap whether or not the new owners like what I do or not. Fact is I'm good for business and no matter what I'm doing what I like best, which is whatever I want.
The camera begins to zoom in on Mike C's face as he stares intensly into it.
Mike C: P.T. Merciless, I congratulate you. Because at Resurrection you ensured that you to would go down in the annals of history. When you smashed me with that chair from behind, the first thing I thought was “Ow. That hurt. I don't like being hit with chairs very much”. And the second thing? “Oh well, I guess this is another GWA “superstar” looking for a way up". P.T., picking a fight with Classy Mike C is a sure fire way of ensuring you go down in history. But I'll be damned if it isn't the quickest way to end you career. I've taken more names and ended more careers than you've had hot dinners, and when I lock in the Classyleaf...
Mike C turns and looks at another camera, this one to his right.
Mike C: Yes that's right, ClassyLEAF...a submission hold, a Texas Cloverleaf. Kind of like a sharpshooter. Dean Malenko used to do them.
Mike C turns back to the main camera, not breaking stride.
Mike C: When I lock in the Classyleaf and pull your legs back so all the muscles in your back feel like they're ripping. And I apply more and more pressure until you feel the tears stream down your face as you scream for mercy...ha, I love a bit of irony...you will see who the merciless one is. You will see why it won't be long until I am sitting at the top of the GWA tree. And you will like it or lump it.
With that the video ends. Related videos include “pug falling off a chair” and “Charlie Sheen doesn't like getting hit with restraining orders”.
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on Mar 12, 2011 18:47:00 GMT -5
Video rolls...
As if a movie were beginning, numbers begin to count down on the screen, with a “bleep” sounding in unison. We get to zero and cut to a screen reading “Classy Productions Present...The Classy Mike C Story”. A voiceover begins, in a classic 1950s propaganda style, over industrial images of 1970s Manchester.
Voiceover: Manchester, England, the late 1970s. England's industry in in the midst of turmoil. Three day weeks, power shortages, the Conservative government, all contributing facts to the most depressing period in modern English history. And yet, in the middle of all this a young man is born. A young man who will change the face of professional wrestling forever. Classy...Mike...C.
Images of Mike C as a youth cut across the screen in rapid succession, showing him up until his debut in BAW.
Voiceover: Twenty years later, and Classy Mike C is one of the most famous wrestlers in the World. Winning titles and ending the careers of the likes of The Destroyer, Chester, Will Jericho, The M.P.M. and Shaun Niaboc, Classy Mike C took the step up and joined the Extreme Universal Wrestling Corporation...
Images of Mike C as a part of the Dream Team, winning the Tag Team titles, defeating Evol for the 52 Wild title and Samuel Roundtree for the US Title flash across the screen.
Voiceover: Mike C defeated all in front of him, making a name for himself as a true great of the squared circle and ending the careers of such superstars as Casey Torpid, The Parker Brothers and Wreckage. But one prize alluded him, until 2006...
An image of Classy Mike C celebrating with the EUWC World Heavyweight Championship appears on the screen.
Voiceover: Classy Mike C finally reached the pinnacle of his career, beating and ending the career of EUWC Hall of Famer Sean Taylor to capture the World Title. He would go on the beat and retire the likes of Lord Alucard and Paul Doom. Then, after a few quiet years...
A GWA logo appears on the screen.
Voiceover: Classy Mike C returned to doing what he does best, ending careers and winning accolades. Nick Carraway is finished on the first night but GWA superstars, and especially P.T. Merciless, must be asking themselves...Am I Next?!
A question mark flashes on the screen in an overly exaggerated 1950s style before we fade to black.
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