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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 23:14:22 GMT -5
You RP here.
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Post by The Bulldogs (Billy & Bobby) on Mar 8, 2011 11:48:38 GMT -5
(We join the Bulldogs who are sitting in their gym. Bobby looks pissed off as Billy is tossing back some cold beer. But amazingly enough isn't drunk, YET!)
Bobby - Damn Billy, week after week all you do is drink it's got too end.
Billy - Why?
Bobby - We lost another match you idiot.
Billy - It's not my fault ass cheese.
Bobby - Who's fault is in than?
Billy - YOURS!
Bobby - How so?
Billy - Enter the ring drunk and you'll get it.
Bobby - Your a moron.
Billy - Whatever. Look lets make a deal.
Bobby - What kind of a deal?
Billy - You drink with me all week on....
Bobby - NO!
Billy - Let me finish.
Bobby - Fine. Go on...
Billy - Now like I was saying. Drink with me all week. All the way up to the match. And if you still disagree that it's not your fault, when I know beer is a secret little potion. Anyway if you disagree, you can send me to rehab. But don't knock it until you try it.
Bobby - Fine you're on!
Billy - S.O.B. BABY!!
Bobby - S.O.B.?
Billy - Yup, it's what I live my life by now, my little motto for living!
Bobby - Well what's it mean jackass?
(Billy tosses Bobby a beer.)
Billy - Open it up!
(Bobby reluctantly opens the beer)
Bobby - Well...
Billy - Let me propose a toast... To you my brother and to S.O.B.!
Bobby - Again, S.O.B. means what before I toast it.
Billy - Sobriety Only Bores-Me!
Bobby - You sick bastard.
Billy - Ain't life grand!
(The two toast and begin drinking.)
Billy - S.O.B.! S.O.B.! S.O.B.! S.O.B.! S.O.B.!
(The scene goes dark as Bobby is drinking a beer and is actually smiling at Billy.)
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