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Post by Vinny Falcone on Feb 24, 2011 22:30:10 GMT -5
Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match.
2nd place takes the North American Title, the Winner the World. 3rd and 4th place leave empty handed.
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You four RP here!!
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Post by Stardust on Mar 2, 2011 19:04:28 GMT -5
"I'm a simple man who entertain the fans. But last week? Last week when that fan tried to enter that ring. Why? Did he want in on the action? Hates me? Whatever his deal was. It allowed a chair to be used and me ended up with the smoking gun in my hands.""Give that man an Oscar! He acted just like a man hit with a chair. Wound up costing me the match and than well what should of been a one on one match is now Fatal."[We find Stardust sitting alone in a room, the smoking gun, the chair he was seen holding last week, laying in front of him.]Stardust:Funny how I turned things around and well all it take. One fan, one little distraction and that [he points to the chair.] That smoking gun. I lost the match. [He pauses as he just glances at the chair. After awhile he turns his glaze upward and continues to speak.]Stardust:Now we move onto the Pay Per View. JD Screw got into this match by defeating the champ. A win is a win in any book. Now Enigma who has been on a roll, undefeated and all. So that is pretty much how he got in. [He gets up and sheds some light on the room. It is his hotel room. On the bed, lays some clothing and laying on a nearby chair is the North American Title.]Stardust:In this match, you better come in first or second. I have traveled a long road to get to this point. I am focused. I will fight through the odds, and come out on top. I maybe blowing smoke. I maybe fooling myself, I maybe just living a lie. [He cracks a slight smile.]Stardust:That is the beauty of what makes me. Well me. Odds stacked against me, people probably do not see me walking out with the World Title. Heck, people probably have it that I will be walking out empty handed. You know what? {He again takes a pause and than continues.] Stardust:People will hate and people will just talk. Me? I am just a simple man. I go out and wrestle. I don't bring up the past, though the past defines us and we know what my past defines. I choke at big titles, yet I step up the game when I am motivated and right now? [He looks at his North American Title.]Stardust:I intend to move up, take the World Title, take the one title that slips my grasp. Failing that? I will walk out with the title I walked in with. My words maybe all smoke and mirrors. But believe me when I say. I am going all out to make sure I win. [The last shot is a shot of epic seriousness but that gets ruined when the door to his room is busted off its hinges and we see Dr. X running around being chased by El Loco Hombre Jr. who is in turn being chased by Pedro. Stardust just shakes his head. as the scene fades to black.]
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Enigma
GWA Dark Match Talent
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Post by Enigma on Mar 3, 2011 11:11:09 GMT -5
[We join Enigma as he sits down with Andre Bling]
Andre Bling - Than ks for joining me today.
Enigma - Sure no problem.
Andre Bling - Now I'm sure you know why I asked for this time today.
Enigma - I sure do.
Andre Bling - Good, shall we get right into it?
Enigma - Lets do it.
Andre Bling - Great. Well this Sunday is our huge pay per view, and you've got a major opportunity, a chance at the GWA World Title!
Enigma - Yeah man. I never thought my shot would come so fast. But it just goes to show, if you show up and bring your A game each and every week, the chance will show it's head. All I gotta do now is capture it.
Andre Bling - Exactly.
Enigma - I've been jamming all week to Eminem's Loose yourself all week. He talks about having one chance, one opportunity and what not else and asks if you'll capture it. Well Sunday I will!
Andre Bling - Confidence you gotta love that.
Enigma - And ion this game you've gotta have it or you'll get no where.
Andre Bling - As a non-wrestler I'm sure that's 100% true. Now I have this question. Not one man in this match is huge, yet you're the smallest, thoughts?
Enigma - I'm used to being the smallest dog in the fight each and every week. It's rare when I'm the bigger man. Hell when the GWA formed the Midgets division I was ribbed backstage it was due to me being on the roster.
Andre Bling - Now that's just wrong.
Enigma - It was funny actually.
Andre Bling - Well alright.
Enigma - Now like you said I'm the smallest at 6'0 219lbs. Stardust isn't much bigger 6'1 227lbs, JD Screw stands at 6'2 235lbs, and the World Champion Christopher Bryant is the biggest at 6'3 242lbs. So like you said, no one if overly huge. But I'm the one who has the biggest hill to climb. But size won't matter, I've got the skills to accomplish what the GWA has set in front of me.
Andre Bling - Is there anyone particular you feel you need to take out over the other two?
Enigma - Nope!
Andre Bling - No one at all?
Enigma - Nope.
Andre Bling - May I ask why the answer is nope.
Enigma - Bryant is the World champ, even though he's proved nothing in a GWA ring. Stardust has been the companies only North American champion since mid January, but has showed little to no ability when facing the tougher talent in the GWA. And JD who I thought was the better talent when he teams with Ezekiel was out done by Ezekiel when he won the World title and not JD. And well we've seen what's happened to Ezekiel since, not a damn thing.
Andre Bling - Wow nice analysis. You must of thought about that one.
Enigma - Nope, just facts big baby.
Andre Bling - Well is there anything else you'd like to say?
Enigma - Yeah, Bryant, Screw, Dust... enjoy the rest of the week, because come Resurrection your ass will be destroyed in that ring when I leave the NEW GWA WORLD CHAMPION!
Andre Bling - Great, well thanks for your time.
Enigma - Anytime.
(The two shake hands as the scene ends)
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Post by JD Screw on Mar 5, 2011 5:51:11 GMT -5
==Camera fades in as Betty Lee is pacing around the backstage area. She looks at her watch as the door to the company doctor opens up and “The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw comes out folding a piece of paper. He’s sporting the new JD Screw Redemption 2011 World Tour Shirt, which says “Screw U” on the back. JD puts the folded paper in his pocket and looks up and smiles at Betty. As she walks over JD shuts the door to the office.==
Betty: JD! Can I get a word?
JD: Betty, you can have a dozen.
Betty: Why were you in the doctor’s office?
JD: Well, seems the old body isn’t exactly what it used to be and when I get jumped by a pack of peckerless ass clowns….I need to get a medical clearance to wrestle at the PPV. But as you can see, Betty, this rock hard body is more than ready for his moment at the PPV.
Betty: The beating that you took at the hands of the FBI and the current GWA World Champion was brutal, but at least you got the win.
JD: Did I? Because from where I was, looking up at the lights, I didn’t feel like a winner. I knew, and I told the world that Bryant didn’t have the balls to take me on like a man. I knew the FBI were going to stick their noses into my business, what I didn’t count on was Mr. Mullet coming to the verbal save and sticking me in the World Title Match at the PPV. I tell you Betty, I’m three types of pissed off right now. When the FBI were jumping around like a bunch of idiots slapping each other on the ass with wet towels and braiding each other’s sack hair…I was fine with it. It didn’t bother me. What bothers me is not being taken seriously and getting my ass kicked by a bunch of dicks that wouldn’t face me one on one. So you better believe your beautiful ass that each one of those boys, including the bosses have a Six Pack Splash waiting for them…and like the postal service…I always deliever!
Betty: What about your title shot at the PPV?
JD: People might say that I haven’t earned it…but no one has earned it more than I have. I have busted my ass to prove myself to the fans and to myself. The Redemption Tour 2011 is rolling strong and people might think that it’s last stop is the PPV when I come off the top rope and nail the Six Pack Splash and become the GWA World Champion…but not party people. Like an endless Spring Break…the tour is just starting! You see winning the World Title is not my Redemption, proving that I am the best in this company by wearing the belt is not my Redemption. What my Redemption is is proving to every pair of eyes on the planet that JD Screw is the best now and the best forever! I will go down in history as the greatest champion ever known….and that will be my Redemption.
Betty: What about your opponents, Enigma, Stardust and the current champ, Bryant?
JD: Well let’s start at the top of asshole mountain, and Bryant. No one has heard from him…we didn’t hear from him before my match and we haven’t heard from him now. Which says one of two things to me, one is that he’s a chicken crap coward….or the other is that Joey AssClown is “Working” him a lot harder this week if you catch my drift. I hope you are watching this, Bryant. You didn’t even get to taste the hell I was going to bring you. You walk around with that belt over your shoulder like you are a GOD! You know that you have your little minions to do your dirty work and tell you how fantastic you are. But just like the world that you have built around yourself…it’s all crap. You hire people to tell you how good you are but you haven’t earned anything. Enigma, Stardust, and I go out and bust our asses night in, and night out to prove that we are worth the gold…and you get it handed to you? It makes me sick. I can feel the bile wretch into my mouth and the mere mention of your name. It’s like watching a Johnny Morton promo marathon…that bad. I will take a sick pleasure in bringing your little world crashing down around you….every success you think you’ve had…every business choice you have made….and every dick you have had….well…let’s just say…it’s all brought you to this moment. And in the four way dance….the three men that actually deserve to be there…will prove what a fraud you are and will send you packing. So that takes care of Champ Chimp….onto Enigma.
Until now…we could have been civil. Until you ran your mouth about me…we could have done the whole “I respect you man, may the better man win” routine…but you just went and screwed that pooch. Didn’t you? You see, my dad always used to say “Watch out for small dogs, son, because they will always be the first ones to crap on the carpet.” And it’s so true. Enigma, you come out with your colourful little outfit and makeup like it’s Halloween every damn day, bouncing around like an idiot and listening to your precious Eminem. Well, I say you need to concentrate less on your outfit and iTunes playlist and more on the task at hand. You want to run your lipsticked mouth about how I haven’t measured up in your eyes? About how my tag team partner won the gold and I was a joke? Like I give a crap what you think of me! You have one fatal flaw in your logic…you have NEVER faced me. You want to talk about how you are undefeated….you’ve had four matches you dork! I won more than that in ONE night in GWA! I can respect that you are undefeated but what I cannot respect is someone looking past me. You have no idea the war that you are about to embark on. The sheer destruction that the four of us are going to bring to the Roman like masses we can fans. It’s going to be Gladiator warfare on Sunday. So my suggestion is you put down the makeup…leave the outfit you bought in the kid’s section of Kmart and you get your head in the damn game because if you for one second doubt how much I want this I will take you down another foot…and then I will get on my knees and punch you in the nose. You EVER run your mouth about me again, boy, and you better get a step stool and say it to my face, because my ass kicking list is already long enough but I’m happy to use your mascara to write you on there too.
So…this brings me to Stardust. The only man that has been in this incarnation of GWA as long as I have, and probably the only man in this match I truly respect. Unlike Enigma and Bryant, Stardust is a fighting champion. Did he have to put his gold on the line in this match? No….but he does because he has balls! And he has confidence in his abilities. He’s a man that if I did lose on Sunday…I hope it is by his hands because he is at the very top of his game and there is no shame losing to a man like that. Stardust, that is about all the niceties you are going to get from me. You took the high road and didn’t talk crap about me and I will return the favour in kind. I respect you, and if the FBI stick their noses into this match I hope I can count on you to fight with me…as we all know Enigma will run to his mommy! Though you are wrong about one this…the odds are not stacked against you. You see, you have a one in four chance of walking out the GWA Champion. You have a one in four chance of keeping your title. But you can bank on this one very important fact! I want a clean match….so if anyone comes to try to rob any of us of our moment…I got your back. I want our match to be epic…one for the ages…one that people talk to their kids about in generations to come to have them look back in wonder as they say..”I WAS THERE!” And I don’t want any one ruining that. Not the FBI…not Mr. Mullet and his hired Ape. Not even the menagerie of other freaks and geeks we got running around this place. But make no mistake about it, Stardust….I’m coming into this match to win it. I’m going to strike hard…and strike first. I can respect you….and I can beat you. I’m a multitasker that way.
Betty, at the end of the day….my road of redemption has brought me to this moment. I have screwed up in the past…I’m only ungodly handsome…but still human. But I found my path…and it’s not to some fairytale religion…it’s to the GWA World Title. My prize. Is it my time to take it? We are going to find out. But I will give it everything I have to make sure it happens.
Betty: Wow, JD…thanks for your time.
JD: I do have a question. When I first rolled into this company you wouldn’t give me the time of day…why now?
Betty: I’ve really been impressed with how you’ve changed and matured as a person.
==A cop comes into the shot.==
Cop: Excuse me, Mam, I have had a report of a doctor being forced to sign a medical clearance by having a pen put through his hand. Where is his office?
Betty: Oh my god, JD….did you?
Cop: Oh no….JD is not our guy. No, we are looking for a random vagrant that is responsible.
Betty: Oh good.
JD: Betty, could you meet me at my dressing room? I’m going to help the officer here.
Betty: No problem, JD.
==Betty walks out of shot. JD watches her go.==
JD: Damn, Ted, thanks for the help there.
Cop: No problem, JD! Thanks for the front row tickets to the PPV! Did you really have to stab him though?
JD: Bitch wouldn’t sign my clearance. Damned if I’m missing the PPV.
Cop: It’s cool, man, I’ll clean it up. Looks like you might have a big night with her though.
==Betty screams off camera. JD and the cop run In the direction of the scream. We cut to JD’s dressing room and JD and the cop come into shot and there is a shocked Betty staring into the room. JD looks in and from behind his sofa pokes the head of “The Half-pint Beefcake” Terry Wood.==
JD: Terry…what the hell are you doing in here?
==Slowly the head of the puppet version of Joel Garcia pokes up from behind the sofa.==
JD: DAMNIT, TERRY! What have I told you about sexin’ the puppet?!? I’m sorry you had to see that Betty…I’ve gotta get Terry fixed.
==JD walks into the room and grabs a spray water bottle and starts squirting Terry.==
JD: Bad boy, OFF! OFF, FUZZY JOEL!
==Terry runs off as JD looks behind the sofa.==
JD: Awww, man…he shagged the stuffing out of him.
==The cop and Betty look at each other as we fade out.--
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