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Post by Vinny Falcone on Feb 24, 2011 22:11:34 GMT -5
You two RP here
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Post by eddycharles on Mar 3, 2011 23:44:44 GMT -5
At a recent GWA house show the crowd witnessed an epic battle between Joe Dipper and Bulldog Billy. The match went back and forth and each man's partner got involved in some way shape or form.
Just as everyone involved was in the back the lights go out and red hearts starts to flash throughout the arena. Then I'll Make Love to You by Boys II Men Starts to play and out of the back and to the ramp lined up on both sides of the ramp are several of the most gorgeous women you have ever seen in your life.
As the song keeps playing a single red spotlight hits the stage and out walks The Playboy Eddy Charles. Eddy has on a gold suit with green pin stripes on it. He has on a white vest with a pink shirt and black tie.
As he makes his way to the ring he makes out with each and everyone of the women on the ramp. So it takes him quite awhile to get to the ring. He finally gets to the ring walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring between the top and middle rope.
Once in the ring he ask for a mic and gets it
Eddy Charles: Ladies will please come join me by coming down here and surrounding the ring.
All the women on the ramp walk down the ramp and surround the ring and look like the hottest lumberjacks you could ever think of with their clothes on.
Eddy Charles: Thank you ladies that will do just fine. Ladies and gentlemen The object of everyone's obsessions is finally here to light up your pathetic lives with my mir presence.
All you ladies and some gentlemen want me and all the gentlemen and some ladies want to be me. Because its good to be The Playboy . I have more money then most countries do. I have more women then most pimps wish they could have.
Truth be told I am better than all of you in every single meaning of the word. It sickens me every time I have to come out here and talk to you GWA idiots. Oh I mean GWA fans.
The crowd boo him and then start to chant You Suck... You Suck..
Eddy Charles: You people are truly pathetic. Do you know that ? I mean come on is that the best you can come up with? I expected more but maybe I should have expected less. You know it been this way all my life because everyone has always wished they were me. But there is only one Playboy Eddy Charles and that's me.
Now lets talk about my match coming up this Sunday at Resurrection. Its a Kiss my Ass match. My opponent is Ric Blanchard who likes to say that he his the reflection of perfection , every girls selection.
Well Ric that's the difference between you and me. You want girls were I want woman but that's neither here nor there. This Sunday I will just why I am the object of everyone's obsession. Because I am The Playboy Eddy Charles and Ric well your just you.
Bring your A game Ric because you can guarandamntee that I will. I am ready to show the world that I am the future of not only the GWA but the entire wrestling world.
He drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and with all the ladies surrounding him they make their way to the back.
scene fades
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Post by "The Enforcer" Ric Blanchard on Mar 4, 2011 21:25:03 GMT -5
(We open up inside an empty building. As the cameras pan around, we can easily tell it's an old run down club of some sort. As the cameras pan over to the bar we see Ric Blanchard sitting with Mr. Freeman.)
Mr. Freeman - Well she's gonna need some work.
Ric Blanchard - No question. But it's all good, gives me some time to sell off the Airlines, and use that money to flood in here to fix her up real nice.
Mr. Freeman - Yeah for sure.
Ric Blanchard - I just hope I can find a buyer.
Mr. Freeman - If not you've got plenty of aircraft.
Ric Blanchard - Oh for sure. I got some great personal aircraft in a 2010 Cessna 172SP and a 2010 CESSNA 172S SKYHAWK SP, both are easily worth 250K. Hell the Cessna could go for as much as 350K.
Mr. Freeman - And you have how many planes for sale?
Ric Blanchard - About 12 to 15.
Mr. Freeman - Buddy, even at 100K per plane you'll make 1 million. And that's with not even selling the airport itself.
Ric Blanchard - Exactly. And with the money I'm making with the GWA I'm good.
Mr. Freeman - Sounds good. Lets hope you can find some fine ass ladies to do some dancing around here.
Ric Blanchard - Oh trust me, I'll get only the best to dance up inside "The Office Lounge".
Mr. Freeman - I hate to say this, but do you know who would be perfect for The Office Lounge?
Ric Blanchard - Who might that be?
Mr. Freeman - Bruno Falcone...
Ric Blanchard - Ohh?
Mr. Freeman - Well lets face it, Joey Falcone is the wrestling business. Bruno a full fledged pimp, a PIMP!
Ric Blanchard - Damn, you've got a solid point.
Mr. Freeman - You thinking what I'm thinking?
Ric Blanchard - I just might be.
(Just then Blanchard's phone rings.)
Ring...
Ring...
Ric Blanchard - Hold on s second Freeman.
Mr. Freeman - Sure no problem.
Ring...
Ric Blanchard - Hello...
Voice - What's up playboy?
Ric Blanchard - Easy Hammer...
(With that comment we can tell it's Leroy "The Hammer" Jackson on the other end.)
Leroy Jackson - What I say so wrong?
Ric Blanchard - You called me Playboy.
Leroy Jackson - Ok, and?
Ric Blanchard - Now I know we've been boys for years and it's something you call people. But I face Eddy Charles this Sunday.
Leroy Jackson - Yeah the self proclaimed "Playboy."
Ric Blanchard - Exactly.
Leroy Jackson - I gotcha. So past that, what's up?
Ric Blanchard - Sitting up in my club with Mr. Freeman.
Leroy Jackson - Nice. How long till you open up for business?
Ric Blanchard - I've gotta sell some planes first. This place needs a ton of fixing up first.
Leroy Jackson - I got you daddy.
Ric Blanchard - Yeah, so I'm hoping things sell quick, so...
Leroy Jackson - I said I got you.
Ric Blanchard - Explain....
Leroy Jackson - How much we talking?
Ric Blanchard - Good question, hold on.
Leroy Jackson - OK....
(Blanchard looks at Freeman)
Ric Blanchard - Freeman, how much you think it'll take to get this place going?
Leroy Jackson - The way you want it?
Ric Blanchard - Yeah, new bar, floor, walls, cages from the ceiling, private room, luxury sweets for those special kinds of dances, fresh paint, marble every damn where, top of the line bar tenders, strippers, the best that money can buy bouncers and every damn thing else.
Mr. Freeman - 250 thousand easy.
(Blanchard goes back to talking to Jackson)
Ric Blanchard - Quarter of a million easy.
Leroy Jackson - No worries big baby, you know The Hammer's got that.
Ric Blanchard - You for real?
Leroy Jackson - Well lets talk business. You willing to give me a piece of the pie?
Ric Blanchard - In return for the funds?
Leroy Jackson - Well I'm sure you paid good money for the building. I'll front the money to get her going. And together we run the bitch.
Ric Blanchard - What percent you looking at?
Leroy Jackson - Well this is your dream. Shit you've been talking this since Junior High School...
Ric Blanchard - Right...
Leroy Jackson - Will I get my own office?
Ric Blanchard - No problem.
Leroy Jackson - My own parking space, personal dancer?
Ric Blanchard - Hell yah.
Leroy Jackson - 70/30 split good?
Ric Blanchard - Nope.
Leroy Jackson - Damn Fam, what you trying to do, 10%?
Ric Blanchard - Hell no!
Leroy Jackson - Are you kidding? $250,000 and you wanna play me?
Ric Blanchard - Listen to you, come on now Leroy. When I said no it was because 30% was a slap into the face for you.
Leroy Jackson - Oh really?
Ric Blanchard - 60/40, take it or leave it!
Leroy Jackson - Works for me!
Ric Blanchard - I'll have Freeman get the papers together so we can make it legit. When do you want to roll on this?
Leroy Jackson - How's tonight?
Ric Blanchard - Works for. Freeman, how soon can we get this place open if we have the money tonight?
Mr. Freeman - Well if we bring in a crew and have them work 24hrs, I'd say within a week.
Ric Blanchard - DO IT!
Mr. Freeman - OK I'll make the calls.
Ric Blanchard - Good. (Back to Leroy), so when you coming through?
Leroy Jackson - On my way...
Ric Blanchard - Alright. As I wait, I'll get a quick run in. Got this match to get ready for.
Leroy Jackson - Eddy Charles, hah.
Ric Blanchard - I have every intention of taking this guy out!
Leroy Jackson - Well of course.
Ric Blanchard - I swear dude is gay to.
Leroy Jackson - (Laughing) Why?
Ric Blanchard - Well he made comments about how I call myself Every girls selection.
Leroy Jackson - Ah yes, your Reflection of Perfection line.
Ric Blanchard - Exactly.
Leroy Jackson - So how does bringing that up make him gay?
Ric Blanchard - Bro, he calls himself the object of everyone's obsession.
Leroy Jackson - (Laughing yet again) I get your point.
Ric Blanchard - Why would you be proud of that. Everyone means men!
Leroy Jackson - Shit man. Maybe he and Joel Garcia are neighbors.
Ric Blanchard - (Laughing) Yeah no kidding. Poor JD Screw has a legal order on that fool.
Leroy Jackson - Yeah poor guy. But what's with Fuzzy Joel?
Ric Blanchard - I have no idea.
Leroy Jackson - Funny regardless.
Ric Blanchard - Right. Damn man we could talk her forever. But I got a run to get in to take out "Playboy" Eddy Charles, and you need to make your way here.
Leroy Jackson - Alright man, see you soon.
Ric Blanchard - Good deal. Later.
Leroy Jackson - One.
(As Ric Blanchard hangs up the scene fades out)
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