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Post by Vinny Falcone on Feb 14, 2011 20:53:28 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by Nakita Korchenko on Feb 15, 2011 14:41:54 GMT -5
Pappy Woods: Please welcome my guest at this time the only member of the Russian Empire left Nakita Korchenko.
Nakita Korchenko: Thank you Pappy for having Nakita out here. But vhy you have to say me last member. The GWA fans as vell as vrestling vorld know vhat going on here.
Pappy Woods: I am sorry Nakita. It was not my intention to upset you. How are you doing ?
Nakita Korchenko: Vell Pappy. Nakita is taking it one day at a time. I am doing best I can to make sense of vhat has happened. I have to tell myself everyday that my comrades are never coming back to the G double u A.
Pappy Woods: I can just not imagine what that is like.
Nakita Korchenko: Pray you never have to Pappy.
Pappy Woods: This week you face JD Screw in a match. Any thoughts ?
Nakita Korchenko: Vell Pappy. Nakita going to do what my comrades vould have vanted and thats to go out there and beat JD Screw with an inch of his natural born life. JD get ready I am coming for you.
Nakita walks away down the hall and disappears.
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Post by JD Screw on Feb 19, 2011 17:04:00 GMT -5
==Scene fades up as Joel Garcia is reading a magazine and eating his lunch. Suddenly a massive security guard is standing behind Joel. Joel takes a bite of his sandwich and looks up slowly. His mouth open at the guy’s massive frame Joel’s sandwich falls out of his mouth.==
Joel: Can I help you?
Man: You need to move….NOW!
Joel: What? Why?
==The guard hand him a piece of paper as he reads it a commotion can be heard and the camera widens out. JD Screw is standing with a cardboard cut-out of Joel with a microphone duct taped to it’s hand.==
Joel: A RESTRAINING ORDER? JD WHAT THE HELL?!
JD: Joel, look it’s for my better good. Have you noticed that when you are around me I loose matches? When I hit you or are within 100 feet of you…things go wrong! Well. Now, you can’t provoke me into hitting you. You have to be 100 feet away from me at all time.
Joel: This is ridiculous…YOU ATTACKED ME!
JD: Interesting way to look at it. All I know is I had a sure thing win against Morton last week and when I sacked wacked you the stench of your losership gripped over me like the plague and I lost. I lost to frickin’ Johnny Morton! And now…I’ve been reduced to fighting Nakita Korchenko….If I lost to him…I would have to kill you. So I’m not taking any chances. I’m wearing my lucky underwear.
Joel: Lucky underwear?
JD: Code for none….do I need to explain everything? Damn. I also have an Indian head penny, a lucky rabbits foot and a pair of your sister’s panties.
Joel: WHAT?
==Joel tries to walk towards JD but the guard picks Joel up and walks him 100 feet away.==
JD: It’s fine, Joel. I went out and managed to fine someone with your same set of skills and charisma.
Joel: It’s a stupid cardboard cut out!
JD: I know…so he actually might be better than the real thing. Alright cameraman, I’m ready to do this. You ready?
==JD stands next to the cutout and smiles. The cameraman counts him in)
JD: Thanks Joel, it’s magnificent to be here. That’s right I have a big match this week against Nakita Korchenko and it’s going to be one that will truly test me. Can I keep my lunch down while looking at his face? And the answer? Probably not, but I’ve had a liquid lunch today so I should be safe. Nakita Korchenko has had a rough time as of late…his enemies and team mates have all lost their damn minds and are killing each other and themselves. It’s horrible! BUT not as horrible as I’ve had it. You see, I had it all a month back. Tag belts…was number one in the fed and was on my way to claim that World Title. Then what happened? You happened Joel, with your two dollar haircut and one dollar cologne. You made me take my eye off the prize and focus my world on making your life hell. And don’t get me wrong it’s been a blast…but JD needs to get back on his winning ways. So you and I…..we’ve made amends and I….what? Thanks, Joel, these are nice jeans..I just bought them thanks for noticing. But it won’t be as nice as when JD wins tonight and starts his momentum back the top. It’s going to be a massive climb, but the 100 Proof Ass Kicker can do it! I have faith in myself and I know you have faith in me too.
Joel: Oh brother…
JD: Don’t you mind him, cardboard Joel…you are doing a fantastic job. He’s just jealous. Now, Nakita Korchenko, I would say that I’m sorry for all the things that are happening in your life….but I’m not. I don’t care…I nothing you and your whole kliq, but what I want you to realise is that you are about to be part of something great…you are about to be the “Pulp Fiction” to my John Travolta and get my career rejuvenated. You are going to go done in the pages of history as the man that helped JD Screw get his groove back and help him skyrocket to the top…by being a mediocre worker that I beat three shades of crap out of. There might even be a photo…but I doubt your name will come into it. So…tonight…as Cardboard Joel is my witness….JD Screw rides again…he rides tall in the saddle…he rides proud…with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a giant can of whoop ass in the other….and he’s coming for every sorry son of a bitch in this company to prove one damn thing…that he is the BEST! Now you have to love that! That’s money, cameraman!
==JD hugs cardboard cutout of Joel==
JD: Thanks man…you were amazing. So nice to work with a true professional.
Real Joel: I hate you.
JD: I’m not listening to your negativity, Joel…you keep your bad energy 100 feet away….you’re a kill joy.
Joel: This is ridiculous.
JD: So is your haircut and taste in clothes…bye Joel.
==JD and his crew walk away. Joel cautiously walks over to the Joel cardboard cut up.==
Joel: I didn’t think you did that good of a job.
==A paint bomb goes off, spraying paint from the cardboard cut-out all over Joel.==
Joel: I really hate that guy.
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