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Post by Vinny Falcone on Feb 8, 2011 2:29:37 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by Klu Klux Klowns on Feb 12, 2011 11:57:23 GMT -5
Scene opens outside of a home that is built to look like a circus tent. There are speakers all around the outside of the house and blasting out of every speaker is music that reminds people of Doink the Clown's entrance music.
The camera man starts to walk toward the house and walks in through the front door. The inside of the house is set up to look exactly like the inside of a three ring circus tent. Each ring has different pieces of furniture so you can figure out what ring is the living room , family room etc...
Just then GWA superstar Crazy Clown walks right into the scene and does not even notice the camera man and his camera. He is once again talking to himself just like he has several times before now because of the feud that he is in with Skullcrusher.
Crazy Clown has slowly started to change according to sources close to him. These sources have said that Crazy Clown has not been like this in a very long time. They have also said that when he gets like this he becomes a whole different person.
Crazy Clown is still walking around talking to himself when happens to turn around and finally realises that there is a camera man with a camera in his house.
Crazy Clown: What are doing in my house ? Who sent you here ?
The camera man hands a note to Crazy Clown. He starts to read it as the camera zooms in so we can see what it says.
To Crazy Clown I have sent this camera man to you your home so that he can film you and show the GWA fans inside the life of Crazy Clown. You are the first one in the series I am calling At Home With the Stars of GWA. So please work with him the best you can. Thanks GWA CEO Bruno Falcone.
Crazy Clown: Damn that Bruno he is always coming up with great stuff just like his little bro Joey. But I really don't know about someone following me around all day watching everything I do or don't do. But if that is what Bruno wants then he will get it.
Just then the doorbell at the front door starts to ring. Crazy Clown walks to the door and looks through the peep hole to see who the hell it is. He sees that it is the mailman so he opens up the door.
Mailman: Good morning Mr......
But before he can get anything else out of his mouth Crazy Clown interrupts him.
Crazy Clown: Hey Joe. What can I do for you today ?
Joe the mailman: Well sir I have a package for you and you need to sign for it.
Crazy Clown: A package for me. Cool. Where or what do I sign ?
Joe pulls out a clipboard and hands it to Crazy Clown. He points out to him on the paper work where it is he must sign. Crazy Clown signs all the spots he has to and hands the clipboard back to Joe. Joe then puts the clipboard back into his bag and pulls out a manila envelope and hands it to Crazy Clown.
Crazy Clown: Thanks Joe.
Joe the mailman: Your welcome sir. Have a nice day.
Joe turns and walks away as Crazy Clown shuts the door and opens the envelope. Inside the envelope he finds a dvd that simply says watch me on it. Crazy Clown walks into the ring that is clearly the tv room. He turns on his 60 inch flatscreen and the dvd player and he pops the dvd in and waits for it to load then presses the play button on the remote.
What comes on is so disturbing so horrify that Crazy Clown has to look away. But the camera man keeps the camera on the tv screen and we see the torturing and killing of Spiff the blue magic monkey.
Crazy Clown: That sick sob. I can't believe he would send this crap to me. How sick and twisted is this man no this beast known as Skullcrusher.
All of a sudden Crazy Clown's cell phone starts to ring and he answers it after several rings and he does not even look to see who it is that's calling.
Crazy Clown: Hello
Voice: Hello Clown. Did you get the present I sent you ?
Crazy Clown: You sick bastard Skullcrusher. Why would you send that ? And how did you get my cell phone number.
Skullcrusher: Why would I send it to you ? If you have to ask then you truly are stupid. As for how I got your number it was easy. So if it was that easy to get ahold of you how easy is it going to be for me to kick your ass.
Crazy Clown: I am going to.......
He is interrupted with an evil laugh then a click. Crazy Clown looks very upset over the fact that not only did Skullcrusher call him but damn he hung up on him as well.
Crazy Clown: I don't known who the hell he thinks he is but no one and I mean no one does this to me. I am going to get revenge on him somehow , some way.
Again the phone rings but this time Crazy Clown actually looks to see who is calling. He looks at the number and smiles as he answers.
Crazy Clown: Hey bro. How they hell are you ? And where are you ?
Voice: I am good bro. Sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you. But I am down here in Mexico visiting an old friend. And so far it going great.
Crazy Clown: Tell her I said hi bro. Now did you get the info packet I sent you on your upcoming opponent.
Voice: I will tell her bro. Yes I got it and holy crap bro. These two guys that you are in a feud with are sick little puppies. How did all this start ?
Crazy Clown: I am really not srue. But now that it has we have to end it.
Voice: I agree bro. Well got to go bro I am getting ready to head to Philly now see you Sunday.
Crazy Clown: Cool bro. I can't wait.
They hang up and Crazy Clown starts to talk to himself again as the scene fades to black
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Post by skullcrusher on Feb 12, 2011 23:59:30 GMT -5
Camera comes on in a dark lonely cemetery. But the worms and maggots and other animals and creatures that come out at night are not the only things stirring on this night. As the camera zooms in we see Skullcrusher digging two graves. He turns to the camera.
Skullcrusher: These two graves that I am digging here tonight are for the two lost souls that I must show the way straight to hell to. Crazy Clown and his what ever are the two souls.
You see boys the devil himself has sent his favorite soul catcher to retrieve your souls and frankly I am looking forward to the task at hand. I was told that I would get rewarded for this.
But I said that I would do it for nothing . So see you sunday .
FADE TO BLACK
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