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Post by Vinny Falcone on Dec 27, 2010 21:01:24 GMT -5
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Post by JD Screw on Dec 28, 2010 2:56:53 GMT -5
==Camera fades up as GWA Worldwide goes off the air. Joel Garcia walks in front of the camera.==
Joel: Welcome to our exclusive vodcast for GWA online! I'm Joel Garcia and what a night it was for the GWA as our first show back was a huge success, not only in ticket and merchandise sales, but early indications are that it is one of the highest rating programs the station has ever seen which is good news for GWA and good news for the station! Now a lot of huge things happened tonight. Debuts were made with the US Express and the Russian Empire, Legends of the industry were places in the Hall Of Fame...but no bigger news than the crowning of a NEW GWA TV Champion in Chris Hopper. Now next week our Powers That Be have booked a GWA Tag Team Titles tournament and it is shaping up to be huge!
==JD Screw walks into the show with an ice pack on the back of his neck. He hasn't showered yet and is still in his ring attire and his wrist tape looks dirty with sweat and a little blood.==
JD: You're damn right it is!
Joel: Oh hey, JD, we are in the middle of..
JD: ==mocking== Oh hey, JD....Oh Hey, JD NOTHING punk! Where do you get off talking to me like we exchanged Christmas presents? Did you get me anything?
Joel: No...I..
JD: No excuses...I bought you a giant bag of shut the hell up! You see tonight I went out there and proved that I am a force to be reckoned with in GWA. Did I win? No. Am I going to bitch and complain about it? No! I was beaten by a better man tonight. So Dean Alexander consider yourself on the JD Respect List! Not a lot of cats on that list so enjoy it! You're fruit basket and welcome gift voucher are in the mail! I know that people like you, Joel, want to talk about the loss! But JD looks at the positives! I proved tonight that Mike Dipper is as big of a douche bag as I said he is. That dumb ass tripped and knocked himself out! Bulldog...he was another story. He brought the fight and I appreciate that because I needed one. But BOOM! Six Pack Splash and you can't call that thing anything but over! I had three matches and two good fights so I'm a happy man! I would have loved the gold around the waist, but you know what...another time. I can't change the past but I can damn sure set the path to the future! Chris Hopper, congratulations Champ! Enjoy it, because sooner or later you are going to have to step into the ring with JD Screw and it is a fight that will rock the foundation of the GWA.
Joel: You are taking the loss in stride, I thought you would..
JD: Well, that's your first problem, Joel, you think the Brothers hired you for your brain? No one wants you to think, they wanted you to be a glorified mic stand and smile at the camera. So do your damn job until I'm done! Some people would sit back after a night like I had and take it easy. In this business it's very easy to rest on your past glories but I am not a man to do that. What I did was rock right up to Joey and say..."What do you have next week boss? I want a fight!" He said to me "JD, we are having a Tag Team Tournament." I said "Well, Hell, boss...I want in that bastard!" He smirked and said "But JD...you don't have a partner." So you know what I did, Joel?
Joel: What?
JD: It was a rhetorical question, jerk! But what I did was go find the biggest, meanest, toughest son of a bitch around and said "Look, jackass, I don't know you...and I probably don't like you, but I want to stomp some punks in the tag team tournament! What do you say we team up and stomp some skulls." And by god Ezekiel Tyson was more than happy to play. So who do we have first?
Joel: You have...
JD: Again! Dammit, Joel! Is this your first day on the job or are you semi fertata! We have two of the Planeteers! "Mr. America" Tom Thornton and American Eagle...American made! I don't think I've every used the word America as much outside of signing along to a country music song! These guys think that if they throw on some red, white, and blue that they will get the cheap pop and an easy way to the fans hearts! They made their big debut only to get knocked out by a group of extras from "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow!" So Tom and Eagle want to come out, get all teary over Old glory fine! I love my country as much as the next guy, but all the stars and stripes in the world won't stop ole JD from knocking your dick in the dirt! Then I will do what you couldn't do, American Made, I will stick a hammer and sickle up both Nakita and Vladamir's asses! As far as The Dipper Brothers go..if their weren't so busy "keeping it in the family" they might be a problem but I think Big Dipper and Little Dipper are going to be too busy try to loosen Orion's belt to even know they are in a match. The Bulldogs, well they might bring the fight, but at the end of the day all they want to do is sniff each other's butt! The teams I'm looking forward to are Violent By Design and CJ Lane & Dark Wolf! VBD have the expertise and Lane & Wolf the hunger to prove themselves. Both of these teams are going to make this a long night for JD Screw and Ezekiel Tyson but we will not....by god...we will NOT be stopped! We are going into next Sunday focused on being the best damn tag team in GWA and proving it with the belts around our waists! Now can you dig that, Joel?
==Joel says nothing, learning from being yelled at.==
JD: Jesus Christ, Joel! If you are going to freeze up on live TV what good are you as a backstage interviewer?!? I ask you a question and you answer it. What a tool!
==JD walks off as Joel looks confused. Fade to black==
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Post by JD Screw on Dec 31, 2010 18:16:56 GMT -5
==Camera fades up as backstage interviewer, Joel Garcia, is walking towards a dressing room. As we get closer we can see it belongs of "The 100 Proof Asskicker" JD Screw. As Joel pushes open the door we can see JD pacing back and forth on a cell phone.==
JD: Come on....Come on...answer you son of a...DAMNIT voice mail again!
Joel: JD can we get a word?
JD: You can have two, and they rhyme with duck soft.
Joel: Uncalled for. Who were you trying to call?
JD: My no good tag partner for this tournament. You know, you get a guys word that he'll have your back and before a huge tournament for the GWA Tag Titles...the jerk up and disappears. I've asked people if they have seen him and they have but when I get to where they have seen him...no one there has seen him. He's like Kiser Sosa.
Joel: So what are you going to do about your match at Worldwide?
JD: What do you think I'm going to do, you little meat puppet? I'm going to go out there, on my frickin' own if I have to and do what I do best put it all on the line for the shot at glory! Sure, I'm against the odds, there is a whole lot of men on the mountain to climb. It would have been easier to do it with someone bad ass but instead it seems I hitched my wagon to a little girl who'd rather hide than fight. But you know what, Joel, that's cool. I should have teamed with Montana, you know she wants me.
Joel: I don't know about that.
JD: What would you know, Joel, I hear you like to be the towel boy for the Dipper Brothers.
Joel: I never...
JD: Save it. I don't care. Fact of the matter is the other teams in the tag tournament might think they have it on easy street, but I pissed off and there are just three things you don't do in this world, pull on Superman's cape, make Bruce Banner angry, and piss off JD Screw! I get loco when I'm mad...and I maybe walking to the ring alone like a one legged man in ass kicking contest, but I'm going to break the rules and use a little headbutt action. So maybe I use my trusty other tag partner when the refs not looking and BAM steel chair! Or maybe the ref "accidentally" gets sandwiched for splash and I get them both and Six Pack Splash them through the announce table.
Joel: So you are telling everyone that you will cheat to win?
JD: Hell yeah I will. But at least I'm honest about it. Bunch of these goodie two-shoes jerks will prance around like their poo don't stink and will lie to the fans. I'm 100% honest.
Joel: Almost too much.
JD: What would you know about honesty, Joel, with your hair plugs, your shoes with lifts in them, and your fake tan? The only honest thing about you is your breath, which frankly reeks of garlic. So other teams in the tournament. I may have brought my tag partner from the Special Olympics but it's not him you have to worry about it's me! I WILL win the tag titles and I WILL be a champion in GWA! 2011 is the Year Of Screw!
==JD brings his cell phone back up.==
Joel: Hey I have a phone just like that.
JD: You should, it is yours.
==JD throws the phone to Joel==
Joel: How many phone calls did you make? I'm on a tight plan.
==JD smiles and walks away.==
Joel: JD? How many calls did you? DID YOU CALL AUSTRALIA? And what's 1-800-HOTRACKS? JD??!?!?
==Fade to black==
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Post by Ezekiel Tyson on Dec 31, 2010 19:51:39 GMT -5
Ezekiel Tyson is in his locker room thinking about what JD Screw said about him when Pappy Woods walks in
Ezekiel Tyson: What do you want?
Pappy Woods: I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions.
Ezekiel Tyson: Fine, but make it quick or else.
Pappy Woods: Thanks, now Ezekiel how do you feel about what your partner said?
Ezekiel Tyson: How do I feel. How do I feel! I feel pissed off that he feels I can't keep up my end of our bargain.
Pappy Woods: Excuse me Ezekiel, what was that bargain?
Ezekiel Tyson: The bargain was that in return for him being my partner in the tournament I would be his bodyguard, but since he doesn't trust me I may have to rethink that bargain.
Pappy Woods: And what will you do if he objects?
Ezekiel Tyson: What will I do? He looks at the camera. I'll Gore him into next week.
Fades to black
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