Post by JD Screw on Dec 12, 2010 6:56:00 GMT -5
==Scene fades up in a bus terminal. The camera does a critical focus on a mic cube. As the cube comes into focus it is shown to be a GWA cube. The camera pulls back to show backstage interviewer Betty Lee holding the mic and on her phone.==
Betty: What bus was he arriving on? And he’s on it? No. I was just told he was on the last three but he missed them because he was in a bar. Ok, so he is on this one. Ok. It’s pulling up now.
==Betty hangs up her phone and looks at the camera.==
Betty: You ready, Mike?
Mike: Yeah.
Betty: Hi fans, Betty Lee here for an exclusive arrival of one of GWA’s newest superstars and a man that is bound to make a major impact, “The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw. His bus has just arrived, so let’s go over to see if we can get the first words with the man.
==Betty and the camera man walk over to a bus as the doors open and passengers disembark==
Betty: As you can see, he isn’t the kind of man that charters his own personal bus or airplane. He’s a man of the people and loves to be amongst his fans.
==Betty waits a little longer as people stream off the bus. She starts to get impatient as the stream gets lower and lower. Finally the bus driver comes down the stairs.==
Betty: Excuse me, sir. Was there a wrestler on the bus?
Bus Driver: I don’t know about that, miss.
==Suddenly there is a loud pounding come from the side of the bus==
Bus Driver: What the hell?
==The Bus Driver goes to the luggage compartment of the bus and opens it. A mass of luggage and empty beer cans come flooding onto the concrete. A man, with blond hair, ripped blue jeans, and a filthy t-shirt that says “Who Farted?” on it comes sliding out with a beer in his hand. Its JD Screw==
Bus Driver: How the hell did you get in there?
Screw: Never you mind, jackass. Where’s the bar?
Betty: I think you’ve had enough.
Screw: Well, HELLLLLLO, Darlin’.
==JD tries to get to his feet and falls over. He slowly gets to his feet and tries to very smoothly walk over to Betty, but he staggers and looks like a jerk.==
Screw: Who might you be, sweet pea?
Betty: I’m Betty Lee from GWA and I’m here to get some comments from you for our fans but you are in no condition so we are out of here. Come on, Mike.
Screw: The hell you are. Mikey you just stay right where you are. And you lady…can just cosy right next to JD and he’ll keep you safe.
==JD paws at Betty. She tries to push him away but he’s too strong. The Bus Driver comes over.==
Bus Driver: Hey buddy…
==Quickly, JD turns around grabs the Driver’s wrist bends hit behind his back and slams him head first into the side of the bus. JD turns around with fire in his eyes. Pauses for a second and then turns back into a wobbly drunk.==
JD: Let me guess, sweet tart, you wanted to get my thoughts on coming to GWA. Well, my thoughts are this. I signed a contract with SCW and the place folded. I guess I asked too much in the dollar department. So like a solider I was shipped out to GWA. Which promises to be bigger and badder than anything ever seen before. Well, you’re damn right because JD Screw is here! And where JD Screw is….ratings and money go through the roof.
Betty: Is that a fact? What about the Champions that are coming over as well?
JD: What and getting GWA titles handed to them? A bunch of paper champions. As far as I’m concerned there ain’t a testicle between the bunch of them. They want to grab the shiny new belts and parade them around like they accomplished something fine. But if they want to man up and try and earn those belts…well they are going to have to get in the ring with the high flying leather neck…”The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw. Now…why don’t we go find a quiet bar and you can buy me a drink.
Betty: Not on your life.
JD: Lady…do you think I was asking?
Camera man: Hey man she said…
==JD punches the camera and we lose the feed.==
Betty: What bus was he arriving on? And he’s on it? No. I was just told he was on the last three but he missed them because he was in a bar. Ok, so he is on this one. Ok. It’s pulling up now.
==Betty hangs up her phone and looks at the camera.==
Betty: You ready, Mike?
Mike: Yeah.
Betty: Hi fans, Betty Lee here for an exclusive arrival of one of GWA’s newest superstars and a man that is bound to make a major impact, “The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw. His bus has just arrived, so let’s go over to see if we can get the first words with the man.
==Betty and the camera man walk over to a bus as the doors open and passengers disembark==
Betty: As you can see, he isn’t the kind of man that charters his own personal bus or airplane. He’s a man of the people and loves to be amongst his fans.
==Betty waits a little longer as people stream off the bus. She starts to get impatient as the stream gets lower and lower. Finally the bus driver comes down the stairs.==
Betty: Excuse me, sir. Was there a wrestler on the bus?
Bus Driver: I don’t know about that, miss.
==Suddenly there is a loud pounding come from the side of the bus==
Bus Driver: What the hell?
==The Bus Driver goes to the luggage compartment of the bus and opens it. A mass of luggage and empty beer cans come flooding onto the concrete. A man, with blond hair, ripped blue jeans, and a filthy t-shirt that says “Who Farted?” on it comes sliding out with a beer in his hand. Its JD Screw==
Bus Driver: How the hell did you get in there?
Screw: Never you mind, jackass. Where’s the bar?
Betty: I think you’ve had enough.
Screw: Well, HELLLLLLO, Darlin’.
==JD tries to get to his feet and falls over. He slowly gets to his feet and tries to very smoothly walk over to Betty, but he staggers and looks like a jerk.==
Screw: Who might you be, sweet pea?
Betty: I’m Betty Lee from GWA and I’m here to get some comments from you for our fans but you are in no condition so we are out of here. Come on, Mike.
Screw: The hell you are. Mikey you just stay right where you are. And you lady…can just cosy right next to JD and he’ll keep you safe.
==JD paws at Betty. She tries to push him away but he’s too strong. The Bus Driver comes over.==
Bus Driver: Hey buddy…
==Quickly, JD turns around grabs the Driver’s wrist bends hit behind his back and slams him head first into the side of the bus. JD turns around with fire in his eyes. Pauses for a second and then turns back into a wobbly drunk.==
JD: Let me guess, sweet tart, you wanted to get my thoughts on coming to GWA. Well, my thoughts are this. I signed a contract with SCW and the place folded. I guess I asked too much in the dollar department. So like a solider I was shipped out to GWA. Which promises to be bigger and badder than anything ever seen before. Well, you’re damn right because JD Screw is here! And where JD Screw is….ratings and money go through the roof.
Betty: Is that a fact? What about the Champions that are coming over as well?
JD: What and getting GWA titles handed to them? A bunch of paper champions. As far as I’m concerned there ain’t a testicle between the bunch of them. They want to grab the shiny new belts and parade them around like they accomplished something fine. But if they want to man up and try and earn those belts…well they are going to have to get in the ring with the high flying leather neck…”The 100 Proof Asskicker” JD Screw. Now…why don’t we go find a quiet bar and you can buy me a drink.
Betty: Not on your life.
JD: Lady…do you think I was asking?
Camera man: Hey man she said…
==JD punches the camera and we lose the feed.==