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Post by brunofalcone on May 19, 2011 13:17:11 GMT -5
You two rp here.
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Post by AJ Johnson on May 21, 2011 13:26:45 GMT -5
*Scene opens the backstage area of the GWA Thunder show.We cut to the inside of AJ Johnsons lockeroom as he is sitting on a wooden bench right next to his locker.He is still dressed in his Black and Gold wrestling ring attire as he is noticabely upset at himself after what has just happened.He has his face buried into his hands as into the room walks his girlfriend Krystal.She walks over to AJ and places her hand on his shoulder.*
Krystal:Baby,it's going to be okay....
*AJ jumps up off the bench as he walks over and grabs a jug full of water.He then throws it against the wall as he also begins punching the steel lockers.Krystals face turns from simpathetic to scared as she continues talking.*
Krystal:BABY!....Stop it right now!Your scaring me!....Just calm down,it's going to be okay....
*AJ then turns towards Krystal as he has an angry expression over his face.*
AJ:ALRIGHT!..Really!?..I just lost the GWA Global Championship to that damn hillbilly JD Screw!..How is it going to be okay!?
*Krystal then begins to say something before she again interrupted by AJ.*
Krystal:I.I.I.I...
AJ:HUH?..I didn't hear you.Speak a little louder please!
Krystal:I was just trying to help!!
*Krystal then storms out of the room as AJ begins pacing down the room while also talking to himself.*
AJ:How in the hell does that happen!?..I mean I wouldn't be as upset if I would have lost to TKO but JD Screw!??..What the hell is wrong with me?..What happened to my career?..I go from winning 5 matches in one night to losing to a Tennesee Drunk that is the worst excuse for a champion in the GWA since The Brian Magnum held the belt....What is happening to me!?..
*AJ continuies this process for about forty minutes before he then begins to unwrap his wrist tape and begins trying to get undressed.He unwraps his wrists,unlaces his wrestling boots,and begins taking them off as he gets a text on his phone saying for AJ to go to the parking lot of the Arena.AJ then throws on someNike Shox as he then makes his way towards the Parking Lot.As he gets there,he sees a Black Limo that he recognizes as he then goes over and enters it.The camera does not follow him as he is in there for about forty minutes before finally exiting.As he walks back into the Arena he recieves a text from the same person saying "Maybe It's Time".As AJ continues walking down the hall he passes some GWA Thunder Talent as he finally reaches his Lockeroom.Before he can enter it though,he is stopped by a AJ Johnson fan who is wearing a shirt saying "AJ Johnson = GWA Global Champion.*
Fan:Excuse me AJ can I get your autograph?
AJ:Sure kid..
*The fan hands AJ a piece of paper as AJ then begins signing.*
AJ:So kid,how did you like the show tonight?
Fan:Oh man it was great!?
AJ:That's good that you had fun..
Fan:Oh yeah man!..You deffinetly should have won that match tonight..You had it there for a while,what happened?
AJ:I guess it just wasn't my night tonight....
*As AJ continues to sign,he looks over the paper of signatures as he notices JD Screws that reads "JD Screw,the NEW GWA Global Champion!"....AJ then grabs the piece of paper and rips it into shreds as the kid then gets angry.*
Fan:HEY!....What did you do that for!?
AJ:So you got JD Screws autograph?
Fan:Well duh,he is the NEW Champion....Eventhough your a loser now doesn't mean I can't like the new champion too..
*AJ then throws down the pieces of paper as he enters back into his lockeroom.He then gets undressed and heads into the shower.*
15 Minutes Later
*AJ then walks back out of the shower as he is now dressed in a pair of Black Jordan Shorts and a Grey Tank-Top.He walks over to the wooden bench and sits down as he begins putting on his grey Nike Shox.He then begins packing his duffel bag with all of his clothes as he then hears a knock at his door.*
*Knock*
*Knock*
AJ:Come In....
*Into the lockeroom walks in Pappy Woods.Unlike every other time he has shown up,he is without his GWA Camera crew.He walks over and pats AJ on the back before standing next to the lockers and talking with AJ for a bit.*
Pappy:So how are you dealing with it man?
AJ:Bro,I'm having a hard time right now....
Pappy:Hey man,I know how you feel.I had the same feeling when I lost my first wife.
AJ:What!?..That has nothing to do with this..Not in any way is that related to my situation!
Pappy:My Bad,My Bad..Anyway I know this probably isn't the best time to ask but....
AJ:But What?....
Pappy:I was wondering if I could get an exclusive Interview from you for GWA.Com?....
AJ:WHAT!!..Are you serious of course your not getting an interview right now man!..What in the hell kind of question is that!?
Pappy:Well tomorrow?
AJ:No....Wait....
*AJ gets a grin over his face.*
AJ:As a matter of fact,sure.Tomorrow at 12.You'll get your interview and I can say what I have to say to whomever it may concern.Now get Out!
*Pappy then exits the lockeroom as AJ continues packing up his things.After a while longer,AJ finally exits the lockeroom and the Arena as he then gets into his Solid Black H2 Hummer and drives off.*
*The Next Day*
*The camera cuts to a very nice Two-Story Brick Home as in the driveway we can see AJs H2 Hummer.The camera then cuts to the living room area inside as we see AJ sitting on his couch playing the GWA Videogame on the Playstation 3.He chooses himself and also clicks the computer as JD Screw.He then begins to pick the match type as he chooses a Hell in a Cell.The match begins and after about five minutes of button mashing and stick moving,AJ ends up losing to JD.He then throws the remote down in anger as his phone begins ringing.*
*Ring*
*Ring*
*AJ picks it up and begins talking as we can then tell that it is Pappy Woods on the other line of the call.*
AJ:Hello?
Pappy:AJ?
AJ:Pappy!?..How in the hell did you get my number!?
Pappy:From Krystal...
AJ:Krystal?....When were you talking to her?
Pappy:Ahh hell man last night after the show.She seemed upset so I gave her a call and she gave me your number..
AJ:Okay,for one don't talk to my girl Pappy.I know how you are..And two,what do you want?
Pappy:Well,you said that I could get an interview today..
AJ:Alright,be at my house in about 30 minutes.
Pappy:Okay....
*AJ hangs up and continues playing that same match for about three more times as he continues to lose all of them.Thirty minutes later,he hears his doorbell ring as he answers it.It is Pappy dressed in a ridiculous looking all purple suit as he also has with him a GWA Film Crew with a GWA Camera.*
AJ:What the hell is all of this shit!?
Pappy:Dude,you told me that I could get an interview today....
AJ:Yeah man but I didn't say to bring the whole damn crew.I thought that it was just gunna be you and a cameraman.
Pappy:Well it was,but then your interview got picked to go live right now on GWA.com so we need the whole crew....
AJ:Whatever Dude....
*The crew begins setting up as AJ takes a seat right next to Pappy in front of the GWA Camera.The camerman then gives the countdown signal as they then begin filming live.*
Pappy:Hello Ladies and Gentleman for todays special featured Interview on GWA.com.We are sitting here with the former GWA Global Champion AJ Johnson..AJ how are you today?
*AJ kind of stares at Pappy as he then answers the question.*
AJ:I'm not doing to good today Pappy....
Pappy:Would that be because of your recent loss to JD Screw and also the fact that you lost the GWA Global Championship to him?
AJ:That's the reason I'm not doing too good Pappy..It sucks to know that I was only the champion for two weeks.And then I go into a match with TKO and the worthless excuse for a champion JD Screw and I lose!....It isn't a good feeling to know that you have let yourself down.
Pappy:What were you thinking going into that match?
AJ:I felt confident.I mean eventhough I had lost to JD the week before,I thought that I had the win.But I guess I was wrong..I thought that I had the perfect gameplan for that cage match..
Pappy:So where do you go from here AJ?.
AJ:What do you mean?
Pappy:Well,your technically now a two-time world champion..
AJ:Okay?....
Pappy:What I'm trying to ask is how does a wrestler who has held so many title belts before bounce back from a title loss?..What are you going to do now?
AJ:I'll tell you what I'm going to do..This week on Thunder I am using my guaranteed Rematch!..
Pappy:Really?..Why now?
AJ:I'm going to show everyone that AJ Johnson does not lay down for anybody!..I'm am not a person that loses easily and I will make that known!
Pappy:Well are you worried this week?
AJ:Worried about what?
Pappy:About the fact that Thunder has a special show date this week..Instead of a Saturday Night Show,it will air on Wednesday Night and be the final show before Blood Bath..
AJ:No I'm not worried at all.That's just a few extra days that JD can hold that belt before I bring it back home to its rightful owner.The fact that the show is on Wednesday Night doesn't really bother me at all.I mean hell it could be Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday,Monday,or Tuesday I would still take that Title back.And as for Blood Bath,I know Mike C wanted a match against JD at the Pay-Per-View and it would probably make it a lot better for it to be for the belt.Well Mike C,I have a proposition for you,When I win back my belt,I would love to defend it at Blood Bath against you.And I would let you even pick the stipulation....and as a matter of fact,I would allow JD to be in the match....So Mike I hope to hear something back because I will be the GWA Global Champion going into Blood Bath,not JD Screw!
Pappy:Wow AJ..Those are some confident words from you.
AJ:What can I say Pappy,when I want something bad enough,I am a very confident person.
Pappy:Well AJ,that's all of the questions for now.Is there anything else left that you would like to adress to the GWA fans and anyone else?
AJ:As a matter of fact there is..First this is too The Brian Magnum,I hope you tune into Thunder this week because I have a proposition for you....
Pappy:What do you mean by that?
*AJ begins laughing*
AJ*Laughing* HaHa,well Pappy your just going to have to be at Thunder this week to see.And towards JD Screw,You may feel good now but it won't last long.Yes,it is true that you have beaten me two weeks in a row and I know that you may think that you have an advantage because of that..Well you don't,you have gotten lucky.The past two weeks have not been singles matches.They have been triple threats but ironically no singles matches JD.Don't forget that the last time Yourself and I met in a singles match,I was the one coming out on top!..And this week will be the same result,in our singles match,I will be the victor,the winner,the CHAMPION!
AJ:Going into this match,I will be more focused on the match than I have ever been in my career.I have the heart and determination to win and that's whats's going to happen.And let's be real JD,no one wants a drunk as their Global Champion..They need a true champion.One that has the Ego of the f'ing President or Donald Trump..And that person is me! I am confident in myself for this match and am ready for the challenges that are facing me.Whether I have to go through you or Mike,it doesn't matter..I am going to tear through you JD and show everyone why I am a True Champion!!
*AJ then stands from the chair and walks out of the cameras angle as the scene then fades to black.*
END..
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Post by AJ Johnson on May 23, 2011 23:01:13 GMT -5
*Scene opens to a bedroom in a wooden house in the middle of nowhere.The bedroom is dirty and messy as there are clothes scattered everywhere.There are also pizza cartons and whats looks like milk jugs.We can then see AJ Johnson laying passed out on a matress that is laying on the ground.He begins moving around and then finally wakes as he begins looking around trying to figure out where he is.*
AJ:Where in the Hell am I?
*AJ pans around the room trying to find anything that he may recognize.He then stands and looks down as we can see the matress that he was laying on is covered in dark stains.He then finds the door and heads into the kitchen area of the house.As he is walking through the hallway he begins to see pictures of JD Screw hanging from the walls.A few of him when he was little then a couple of when he first began in the GWA.As AJ makes it into the kitchen,he notices at the stove GWA Midget Division Wrestler Pee Wee Gold sitting at the table wearing a blond wig.He smiles at AJ and gestures for him to come sit at the table.*
Pee Wee:Hey AJ.Come on over here!
*AJ,still disoriented walks over and sits next to Pee Wee as he then notices that Pee Wee is also wearing a dress and sitting on top of a stack of phone books.*
Pee Wee:Sleep Good?
*Pee Wee then brushes his wig hair out of his face.*
AJ:Ummmm,I'm not real sure.Pee Wee,where am I at?
Pee Wee:Who is Pee Wee?....AJ don't you remember me?..I'm Mrs.Screw,JDs Mom..
AJ:What!?....No your not!.Your Pee Wee Gold!..
Pee Wee:I have no idea what your talking about..Maybe you need some breakfast.Hold on just a second.GEORGE!!
*As Pee Wee calls for George,into the kitchen from the next room walks yet another Midget Wrestler Fruity Puff dressed in some Blue Overalls and a Straw Hat.He has holding in his hands a plate of what looks like grounded up hamburger meat a a glass of yellow liquid.He places it all on the table and sits down onto some phone books next to Pee Wee and AJ.*
AJ:And who in the hell are you supposed to be?
Fruity:I'm George Screw...I'm JDs Father..
AJ:What the hell is wrong with you people!!!!....You are not related to JD Screw,your GWA Wrestlers..
*Fruity throws up his hands and begins speaking to AJ.*
Fruity:Now hold on just a second..Eventhough we are not only lovers,but also brother and sister,don't go insulting our intelligence..Now maybe you should just eat sumthin because your talking crazy.We have no idea about any GWA Wrestlers in this house but you.
*AJ places his head into his hands as he then begins rubbing the top of his head in disbelief.*
AJ:Maybe your right....
*AJ grabs a fork and looks down at the Meat laying on the plate.He then gets a disgusted look over his face as he then speaks towards Fruity.*
AJ:Ummmm,what exactly is this?
Fruity:It's a little Goat Meat mixed in with some Squirrell.
*AJ then lays down the fork and takes a drink of the liquid.He then aks Fruity what the liquid is exactly before taking another sip.*
AJ:Mmmmm,this shit is good though.What is it?
Fruity:Tea....Mixed with some Goat Urine.
*AJ then spits the liquid everywhere and runs to the sink as he then begins throwing up into the sink.As he is throwing up Fruity then begins Laughing at AJ.*
Fruity:*Laughing* HaHa,it takes you a couple of times before you get used to it..But once you do,it's good to drink it because it does wonders for your kidneys.HaHa!
*AJ then finishes puking and lays his head into his arms.He then walks over and sits back down and lays his head onto the table.As he lays his head down,Fruity begins patting him on the back as he also begins speaking to AJ also.*
Fruity:It will be okay AJ....
*AJ raises his head.*
AJ:Where's JD?
Fruity:Oh,he is already up and gone for the day.
AJ:Well how in the hell did I get here!?
Fruity:You really don't remember do you?
*AJ begins shaking his head no.*
AJ:No I have no clue how I got here or what happened....
Fruity:Well....
*As Fruity tries to explain what happened,into the kitchen walks El Loco Hombre Jr..He is dressed in a pair of blue jean shorts and a ripped up Spongebob T-Shirt with his mask over his face.*
Fruity:Oh hey there Bobby.AJ please meet JDs little Brother Bobby....
*El Loco Hombre reaches his hand out for a handshake towards AJ.*
AJ:WHAT!?..Dude that's not Bobby or whoever you said itis.That's El Loco Hombre Jr.
Fruity:What are you seriously talking about AJ!!..Why in the world do you think that AJ!?
AJ:Well for one just like you two,he is a midget.And two,he is weraing a mask....
*Fruity interrupts AJ very angrily.*
Fruity:ALRIGHT!!..That is it!..I have had it with you.He wears that mask because he was born with a birth defect caused fropm the fact that his mother and I are brother and sister!Now,since you decided to talk about and disrespect my family,i think it is time for you to be destroyed!
AJ:Destroyed?.What?
Fruity:Yes,Destroyed!!!!..Hey FESTUS!!..
AJ:Who's Festus?
Fruity:JDs other brother.
*As Fruity says that,from behind AJ,another GWA Midget Wrestler known as Lil'Nightmare jumps onto AJs shoulders and begins stabbing him with a fork.AJ struggles for a moment before throwing Lil'Nightmare straight through a glass window all the way outside of the house.As he does that,Fruity then hits AJ in the knees with a walking cane as it brings AJ straight to the ground.As AJ is holding his knees,Fruity walks over to him holding a knife as he begins talking to AJ.*
Fruity:Any last words?
AJ:Whyyyyy are you doing this?
Fruity:Well,we thought about doing this anyway to help out JD for your match in a couple of days but you seemed nice enough that we figured maybe not.And then you come into my house and disrespect my family by calling us Midgets and making jokes about my sons mask.
AJ:Buut I didn't....
Fruity:So now it's time to say goodbye....
*Fruity then raises the knofe as AJ begins to yell in terror.Fruity then slices the knife down towards AJ as the scene then fades to black.*
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*Scene re-opens to AJ yelling as he sits up in his bed.As he awakes we see that he is noticabley sweating and breathing heavy as his girlfriend Krystal sits up right next to him.*
Krystal:Baby,what's wrong?
AJ:I just had the worst dream.
Krystal:Of What?
AJ:Some how I ended up in JD Screws house with his screwed up parents.
*Krystal begins laughing at AJ*
AJ:It's not funny.His parents were some of the midget wrestlers in GWA and the one playing his dad tried to attack me with a knife.
Krystal:And then what happened?
AJ:I woke up....It was really crazy.If that is how his real family is then there is no wonder why his last name is Screw...
Krystal:Why do you say that?
AJ:Because if it was true,he has a screwed up family.
Krystal:I'm soryy baby,maybe you should go get some water or maybe something to eat.
AJ:Yeah Maybe....
*AJ gets up from his bed and begins walking towards his kitchen.We are able to see that he is wearing a pair of grey bozers and a grey tank-top.He makes his way into his kitchen and grabs the milk jug.He then begins drinking it as he walks into his living room and turns on his 42' HD Flat Screen to ESPN.Just as he turns it to ESPN,we see Stuart Scott telling the sports.*
Stuart:And we move to wrestling action as the GWA brand Thunder has yet another big show coming up in a few days.
*AJ turns up the volume*
Stuart:One of the co-main events on the card is the #1 Contenders Match between "Classy" Mike C and TKO.This one promises to be a great match up.But the Main Event is going to be a big one.The GWA Global Championship is up for grabs as JD Screw defends his newly won belt against the former champion AJ Johnson!After losing his belt last week,one can only hope AJ comes ready to fight this week.
*AJ suddenly turns off the television as he then begins speaking to himself as the scene then fades to black.*
AJ:Oh yeah,I will deffinetly be ready.I'm getting my title back!
END..
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Post by JD Screw on May 24, 2011 6:05:32 GMT -5
==The crowded GWA arena is rocking with a great night of local talent. A match finishes in the ring and the crowd applauds. They cheer the weary wrestlers as they make their way to the back. Unexpectedly “Spolin’ For A Fight” by AC/DC starts to a huge ovation. JD Screw makes his way to the stage in a pair of blue jeans, a black button up shirt with no sleeves and the GWA Global Title over his shoulder. His long blond hair pulled back into a pony tail and his five o’clock shadow looking thicker than ever. He’s wearing a black armband that says “Savage.” When the camera gets close to him he points to it and mouths “number 1 forever.” JD then does a Macho Man taunt to a huge ovation of the crowd. JD walks down the ramp slapping hands with the fans. JD jumps up onto the ring apron and does another Macho Man pose on the top rope to a thunderous applause. A big “Thank You Macho” chant starts and JD looks at his armband again. He looks at the GWA Global title and then looks around the crowd, he looks slightly choked up. He grabs a mic as the “Thank You Macho” chants die down.==
JD: You know, guys, there are so many ways I wanted to start my reign as GWA Global Champion. There are so many things that I wanted to say about how much of a douche AJ Johnson is. How I can’t wait to shut Mike C up once and for all, how “The Half Pint Beef Cake” Terry Wood keeps getting overlooked for a shot at the Midget Title. But it’s been hard to get the words out. I thought being the GWA Global Champion would be the highest I could feel without that paint Grilled Cheese is sniffin’. I have to say that winning the title in the steel cage match, beating AJ Johnson again and winning this title…it felt great. Best night of my life in GWA by far. When I dove off the cage and saw AJ look up with that fear in his eyes and I connected with the Six Pack Splash…it was epic. When my hand was raised the music started and you all started cheering. Man..I will never forget it. But after what has transpired this week. I would give it all back to know that Macho Man was still walking the Earth. I know I should be talking about my match with AJ at Thunder or my match against Mike C at the PPV. But man, I have something to say about the man, Randy Savage.
==Fans start chanting “Savage.”==
JD: I have met Randy Savage three times in my life (OOC: True) and each time he was the nicest, kindest, and the most hard to understand person I’ve ever met. He loved this business and it was people like him, Ted Debiasi, and Shawn Michaels that I got into this business. So to meet him was a honour that a lot of fans didn’t get to have. Savage was the total package in wrestling, an awesome wrestler, great charisma and was a freak on the mic. His outfits were always like him…larger than life and a little hard to understand. Who could forget his classic matches with Steamboat, Hogan, Flair and Roberts? As a kid when he won the WWF Title in that amazing final round match with Debiasi, I cried. Even though Hogan tried to take the limelight from Savage that night it was all about Da MAAACHO MAN, DIG IT! Over the years he did his thing and he changed with the times. He did the WCW and now things. The rap thing…which I think most of us would like to forget. But he stayed true to his fans and gave back to the industry that made him a star. He will always be the man to me, not the Macho King, even though that was bad ass. He will always just have won the belt with Elizabeth on his shoulder with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. To me..
==JD cracks up a bit. Another “Savage” chant starts.==
JD: To me he will always be one of the greats and I will miss him. I’ll miss him selfishly for what he meant to me and my love of wrestling. But I wish he was still here for his family and for the next generation so they too can get the Madness! Much love to you, Randy. I hope you are in a better place. To Randy!
==The fans cheer as JD pulls out a Slim Jim and “snaps” into it.==
JD: I actually don’t like these things but I’ll suffer for my tribute. Ok….now.
==JD wipes his eyes and composes himself.==
JD: Did someone tell me that there is going to be a fight on Thunder? Because I’m ready, baby!
==Fans cheer.==
JD: I see, AJ, is hot on the promotional machine trying to gain back any manhood left for him. First he got mad as his girlfriend and got all “gggrrrr” angry. AJ, domestic violence…it’s never the answer. Then like some wormy little maggot he’s trying to get his claws in the JD/Mike C match of the ages. AJ you spotlight whore….make your own wrestling moments and get off our coattails. No matter how much GWA has pushed you as this massive star, Mike C and I have beat your ass into the ground. Now it’s time to go back to the kids table and let the adults fight for the title. You had your turn and you blew it. But then, you decided that you would try the RWC’s tactics of dressing up and making fun of people with your own little sketch…how clever of you. I’m glad we laid the template out for you to copy. I know we weren’t the first, but we do it and you call us juvenile. I beat your ass and win the title…all of a sudden you are doing sketches about being in my bed and introducing yourself to my family. Thanks but no thanks, AJ…I don’t swing that way.
==Fans cheer==
JD: I know this might be hard for you to understand, AJ, but you are so wrapped up in your own hype that you are this cutting edge main event wrestler that you are missing the point. So here, I have some visual aids for you.
==Ring announcer hands JD a black bag with the RWC logo on it.==
JD: First, AJ, let’s talk about your wrestling ability. You talk about how much you can bench, you talk about how tough you are and how bad you are but…
==JD pulls out some deodorant.==
JD: The only think bad about you is the smell. The stench of suck is all over you, and the slight hint of KY, but that might be left over from your t.U.e days. Now, you talk about yourself like you a legend, a bonafid icon of the business. But the fact of the matter is, AJ….
==JD pulls out a Justin Bieber picture.==
JD: While people like Mike C are the John Lennon and I’m the Elvis…you are the flash in the pain that annoys everyone and can’t go away fast enough. And that brings me to your promos…well….
==JD pulls out a broken record and the fans cheer.==
JD: How many times are you going to call me a drunken hillbilly? Is that all you got? JD’s a drunk…JD’s a hillbilly….JD’s always drunk….JD’s neck is always red. For the love of God man…just call me a poo-poo face and get it over with. Your smack talks weak, AJ. I would love nothing more than to come out one week and go…”You know what AJ…you’ve bested me, well done.” But instead I’m constantly left with the feeling I can only assume Krystal feels after your “love making” sessions….unsatisfied and bored. Here let me quote one of my favourite lines.
==JD pulls out a piece of paper.==
JD: “You may feel good now but it won't last long. Yes, it is true that you have beaten me two weeks in a row and I know that you may think that you have an advantage because of that..Well you don't, you have gotten lucky. The past two weeks have not been singles matches. They have been triple threats but ironically no singles matches JD.” Firstly I think AJ needs to learn the meaning of the word “ironic”, but he clearly personifies the word “moronic.” Man up, AJ. I beat you. Say it. Man up and say, “nice one, JD. You beat me.” You can’t. You come out here with excuse after excuse. It’s because there was another person in the match, it’s because of the cage. Seriously, could you be more of a bitch? Man up. Fact is, every time we have stepped into the ring together…you have looked past me, shown me no respect, and got your ass beat. What does this say to me? That I’m better than you, AJ. In every way imaginable. So you go ahead and have your little midget love fest in my honour, but it’s not going to stop one simple fact. I’m not letting go of this title for a long time and there is nothing you can do about it. After I beat you…one on one…man to bitch…you go back to the bottom of the ladder. I will admit, the last time it was one on one with us, you won. But this is a wrong I’m about to right. And this match….is for Savage. Dig it?!?!?
==The crowd cheers.==
JD: Now I want to hear it from the top of your lungs…GWA Fans……OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
==Crowd joins in==
JD: YEAH!
==”Macho Man” Randy Savage’s theme starts and JD does a pose with the title one more time. JD places the GWA Global title down and rolls out of the ring. Some ring crew is bringing down a big parcel covered in a sheet. JD lifts it into the ring and pulls off the sheet to show a big painting of Randy Savage. JD looks like he’s choking up again. A tear streams from his eyes. He sets the painting up in the middle of the ring and hangs the GWA Global Title on the picture to a huge pop from the crowd. JD leaves the ring with tears streaming from his eyes. He walks up the ramp backwards looking at the picture. The camera focuses in on the painting and the title belt hanging from it. The camera fades to black. A picture of Macho Man comes up with the words “In Loving Memory Of…” as the audio fades out. An audio cut of Savage saying “Ooooh Yeah” is heard and fade to black.==
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Post by AJ Johnson on May 25, 2011 18:33:25 GMT -5
*Scene opens inside of Jerry's Bar and Grill in Atlanta,Georgia.The camera cuts inside as we see sitting at the bar,AJ Johnson.He is wearing a Pair of Blue Jeans,Nike Shok,and a Promotional GWA Thunder T-Shirt.He is taking a drink from a bottle of Budweiser as he is talking with the bartender.*
Bartender:Another Round?
AJ:Yeah man....
Bartender:Alright,Order Up..
*The Bartender slides AJ another Bottle of Budwesier and takes the old bottle from AJ.AJ opens it and begins drinking as himself and the Bartender begin speaking once again.*
Bartender:So when do you leave man?
AJ:Leaving for what?
Bartender:The Show?....The GWA Show Thunder.
AJ:Oh haha yeah,umm I think I catch my flight out of here in the morning.
Bartender:Well good luck in your match.Everybody in the ATL is rooting for you.
AJ:Thanks Man....But somethings telling me that I'm not going to need any luck for this one.
*AJ then walks over to an empty area in the Bar as he sits down and looks straight into the GWA Camera.He takes one final sip from his drink as he lays it down and begins speaking into the GWA Camera.*
AJ:Ahh,once again I am faced with the distinct pleasure of facing JD Screw.
*AJ then yells into the air.*
AJ:THE "100 PROOF ASS-KICKER" JD SCREW!
*AJ then stops yelling.*
AJ:JD I have listened to everything that you have been saying this week about me saying the same old shit and my trash-talking becoming stupid and I must say,well done JD,well done.
*AJ claps his hands for a moment and then stops.*
AJ:You have pointed out some obvious things that you have had the edge over me so far.But you know what JD..Talk is cheap.At the end of the day we are going to settle this in the ring.But before I get to you JD,I think I need to say a few words about a few more competitors as well....First lets start with The Brian Magnum....
*AJ laughs for a moment and then composes himself.*
AJ:Oh My Magnum,what have you turned yourself into.I mean come on man,ever since t.U.e ended you have not done anything worth mentioning.I mean it was your fault that t.U.e was ending.You decided that it would be a brilliant idea to join forces with Izzy Inzane and whomever else was involved at the time.But look where that has gotten you Magnum,NOWHERE!!..Your over there on Worldwide where frankly the talent radar is nothing compared to Thunder and your not doing anything....Well Magnum,just be sure that your watching Thunder because I have a special proposition for you..Don't worry,it's not for anything soon,but if you do accept,that means in the future the fans and everybody else will finally get to see me whoop your ass all over the Arena in AJ vs. Magnum 3....
*AJ then pulls a pice of paper from his jeans as he marks off Magnums name with a pen.He then moves to the next name which is Mike C.*
AJ:Mike C..I'm sorry "Classy" Mike C,my mistake..I'll admit Mike,every single time that we face each other,you have gotten the better of me.So I can't really talk about you in a bad way but I can say that I Pray for the day that I finally get the chance to face you once again,because next time you won't get that lucky..
*AJ then marks off Mike Cs name and moves to the final name which is JD Screw.*
AJ:JD,JD,JD.....
*AJ then begins laughing.*
AJ:*Laughing*HaHa,oh man where to begin.Just to start off,JD you are the worst thing to ever happen to the wrestling business.You are to wrestling just like the Detroit Lions are to the NFL or Soulja Boy is to Rap Music,just Terrible and a disgrace to the industry....You have in the past two weeks though,gotten the best of me and took my GWA Global Championship....
AJ:But be realistic JD.Are you the type of champion that the GWA wants.Are you going to be the new face of the GWA..Pshh.
*AJ chuckles for a moment.*
AJ:With your obsessive drinking and the fact that you go around calling yourself a member of a group called the Redneck Wrecking Crew..There is no way that you are fit to be the GWA Global Champion!....But before I get any deeper into the worthless piece of man known as JD Screw,there is bigger business to attend to..
*AJ takes a sip from his beer and then sits it back down.*
AJ:This week,the entire community of professional wrestling lost a true legend of the business.A man that has held almost every major title known to man....That man is the legendary "Macho Man" Randy Savage..
*AJ begins to tear up as he then grabs a napkin and wipes his eyes as he continues talking.*
AJ:Excuse me....Anyway this man was one of my idols.No matter if he was the face or the heel he was still the best.I remember watching Wrestlemania and the match between Randy Savage and Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.That is one of the best matches in the history of pro wrestling and that is the match that gave me the motivation to become a wrestler.I just wanted to say though,to Randys family,my thoughts and prayers are with you.And to Randy,I know you will be watching down on us man from the big wrestling ring in the sky....We love you man....
*AJ once again wipes away the tears from his eyes as he then continues talking.*
AJ:And now we're back to JD....sometimes JD I honestly and truly feel sorry for you.Well not you but your kidneys and liver.It's not healthy JD to take in that much alcohol daily man.I mean one every once in a while is okay but on a regular basis?..That's just plain out stupid..And you want to bitch and complain about getting involved in your business that you have with Mike C,well I wanna let you know JD that right now this is between me and you.If Mike wants to get involved that's fine too because I am not afraid to beat his ass up and down the arena just like I am going to do to you!
AJ:That's the problem with you JD,your too worried about Mike.You are to worried about..How can I put this?
*AJ then begins to speak in a very light girly voice tone.*
AJ:Oh,I better beat AJ so I can fight Mike..HeHe,because I know Mike is going to kick my ass and just let AJ back into the picture.HeHe!
*AJ then goes back to regular tone.*
AJ:HaHa,JD you don't have to worry about beating me JD because it's not going to happen!..You must not remember what happened to you the last time that me and you went one-on-one.Well just in case you don't,here is a little something to refreshing your memory..
*A Highlight package begins playing of AJ Johnson vs.JD Screw at the Paul Rowland Memorial Cup.*
*Begin*
This was was truly epic! But did you expect anything else when these two step in the ring against each other? What a complete war. It went back and forth for damn near 30 minutes....
*We can then hear AJs voice in the background.*
AJ:And don't forget the end of the match....
*The video then begins again showing the end of the match.*
*Begin*
In the end JD came up short after being nailed with the Spreaded Wings Moonsault. Winner:AJ Johnson...
*End of Highlight Video.*
AJ:HaHa,does that refresh your memory JD?..It can't be any simplier than that.You are nothing when we go one-on-one.Your are a worthless piece of man and a horrible excuse for the GWA Global Champion let alone a horrible excuse for a wrestler.I hope you come ready JD because I'm gunna give it everything that I have and from now until that time comes,if I am asked if I'm going to win back what is rightfully mine,MY GWA Global Championship,you know what my answer will be....
*AJ looks into the sky and uses his hand to cross his chest as he looks back at the GWA camera.*
*In the words of the late-great and legendary "Macho Man" Randy Savage....OHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
*AJ then picks up his beer and walks out of the camera angle back towards the bar area as the scene then fades to black.*
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Post by JD Screw on May 25, 2011 19:38:24 GMT -5
==The camera fades up on the GWA Global Champion, JD Screw, pacing back and forth in the Redneck Wrecking Crew locker room. He has his title over his shoulder.==
JD: AJ, here we go again. Seems like all you are is a pale imitation of me. You take my bits, you take my tribute, but you don’t own up to it. You want something original? I plan on doing a movie spoof of “Back To The Future” called “Source of The Idiot.” It’s all about me going back in time to find out what makes you so damn stupid. It has to be a trilogy because there are WAY too many factors in it. So you can jump on that and make a movie spoof. Go ahead you unoriginal prick.
==JD is obviously very mad. He forces a laugh==
JD: You know, AJ. I thought what we had was a bit of fun. I make fun of you, you try to make fun of me, I make fun of you failing to make fun of me…we wrestle…and I beat you. But what you did with your mocking of the Macho Man tribute….he was 80 times the man that you will ever be and now. This situation just got real personal. It’s not even about the title.
==JD drops the title on a desk==
JD: You want to hold on to that one victory over me like a teenage boy hold on to the stink of his first lay. So you beat me once. Fan-friggin-tastic. So has Johnny Morton and look where he is now. You hold on to that victory over me, it’ll be the story that you can tell at sad washed up has been conventions that you’ll populate in your twilight years. People will come up to you and read the name card because they won’t recognise the huge fat loser that we all know you’ll end up being. They exclaim….”AJ Johnson, huh? Aren’t you the guy that got beaten by JD Screw so many times that you had to leave GWA for shame?” And you’ll blubber through the tears…”Yeah.” And they will walk away laughing while they go and buy the GWA Hall Of Fame Induction of me.
==JD looks at the title.==
JD: You say that I’m a unfit champion. Do I really represent the GWAs best interest? You know what. I do. Sure I like a drink now and again, another fact that you can’t seem to get over…even when YOU are in a bar drinking. I’m one of the hardest working men in the business. I get up every day and attack the day. I get sore…I get banged up but I keep getting up and doing the job because that is what a MAN does. Something I don’t expect you to relate to. I’m blue collar. I’m the everyman. You like to flash your wealth around…have you seen the state of the world? People are suffering your self centered son of a bitch and you want to flash your cash around because you think people are impressed? I go down to the relief centres and help out…I give all I can to these people and listen to their stories while you watch TV on your huge TV and fondle yourself.
==JD picks up the title.==
JD: I worked my ASS off for this title, can’t anyone deny that. And I don’t have the type of time you obviously have. I can’t ramble on for hours of pointless drivel just because I sit on my ass doing nothing. I’m out there…getting the job done and being a man of the people. So this might be short and sweet, AJ. But make no mistake about it…I am a damn good GWA Global Champion…and if the GWA wants some stuck up little bitch like you as the champ. As the man to represent them to the public. It’s a sadder time for the GWA than I originally thought. The old say of “flash over substance.” I might not be the pretty boy that you claim to be, I might not wear designer wear, and I don’t want too. I know who I am…I know where I came from. The GWA fans know it…my friends know it. And if you know anything AJ…is no matter what you say…I’m always going to be better.
So go on, AJ, go get your little script writers and actors to stage a promo just like this one, because you are now…and will forever be a follower. A lemming with his nose so far up the ass of the lemming in front of him as they plummet off the cliff. I’m a trail blazer…I do my one thing and to hell what everyone thinks. I am the Global Champion and I beat you fair and square. You can’t handle that…well that’s too damn bad. All champions lose their belts to someone eventually. But this is NOT that time…and you are NOT that person. You can take your fifteen page scripts and stick them straight up your ass, because all of this is from the heart. I will never be like you. I never want to be like you…I’m JD Screw, the Global Champion. You? Are just a pale imitation. Just without the “style.”
==JD smirks as the camera fades to black.==
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