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Post by brunofalcone on May 19, 2011 13:14:37 GMT -5
You two rp here.
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on May 22, 2011 8:28:40 GMT -5
We open with Mike C sat in an airport departure lounge. He's got sunglasses on and a large pair of headphones and he sits, nodding his head and humming along to the music in his ears. People pass by, rushing to get their planes or browsing the shops and restaurants. After a few moments, a hand from out of shot taps Mike C on the shoulder. At first Mike C just ignores it but again, a few moments later, another tap. Starting to look slightly annoyed, Mike C presses pause on his mp3 player, removes the headphones and looks up. The camera zooms out to reveal a slightly sheepish Pappy Woods. Mike C smirks and gets to his feet.
Pappy: Classy Mike C...it's been a while...erm, a few words for...
Mike C holds up his hand and shakes his head.
Mike C: Hello Pappy. You're right, it has been a while. Do you remember why that is the case?
Pappy: Erm...because...because...
Mike C: That's right, because you annoy the living daylights out of me. But at least we've established that your memory is in full working order. Now Pappy, try and remember...what happens next?
Pappy Woods looks confused as Mike C stares at him. After a few seconds Mike C gestures for him to back away and Pappy Woods obliges. Mike C then retakes his seat and turns to the camera.
Mike C: Unfortunately GWA, I once again have to apologise for some of your precious Mike C time being taken up by that hairy dark-alley dweller. Now you know the drill by now...I'm Classy Mike C, not very nice, etc etc. But to be honest GWA, I'm just too damn happy today for any sort of formality. Yes, I'm slightly battered and bruised from another cowardly attack by Global Domination but all those aches and pains pale in comparison to the joy I'm feeling, the ecstasy that's coming from finally beginning to right all the wrongs I have suffered in GWA. Now when I'm going on a flight I like to write, and today I decided it would be cathartic to make a list of all the things I need to right since I've been in GWA.
Mike C reaches into his hand luggage, a grey laptop bag, and pulls out a scrap of paper with a letterhead reading "AJ Johnson - GWA Global Champion".
Mike C: What? The paper? Oh they were giving it away at the merchandise stands after Thunder, apparently it's obsolete now. Still, lots of people were snapping it up so it clearly has more pulling power than AJ Johnson actually does. Anyway, enough distractions, let's look at the list. Number one: get revenge on Nakita Korchenko for stealing my International Championship. Well, objective achieved. Not only did I humiliate Korchenko and the Bondage Boys at Thunder the other week, but I got a victory over him at Thunder despite Pain and Agony sticking their boring, somehow undefeated yet unquestionably lame noses into my business. Objective two: ensure that never a week goes by without an AJ Johnson joke. Always an easy objective to meet, even if I'm struggling with it I could just show a video of one of his recent matches. Hmm...what's next?
Mike C looks down theatrically at the list before looking up with a big grin on his face.
Mike C: Objective four: Get. My. Title. Shots. Back. Objective accomplished! Now Levi, you didn't help yourself by pitting me against Grilled Cheese, a pathetic excuse for a man who uses his race as a scapegoat for the fact he just plain sucks, a washed up former champion, two washed up racist clowns and Dolph Lundgren. So Levi I'm back in the hunt whether you like it or not, and you can throw whoever you like at me. Which brings me on to objective five...
Mike C looks at the list and looks confused.
Mike C: Sorry, I meant objective six. Objective five is avoid Grilled Cheese in the locker room. Objective six...get the GWA Global Championship. And as such, despite the fans wanting it...despite the TV company and the venues wanting it...despite JD Screw wanting it and despite me deserving it you're still trying to put another obstacle in my way! Mind you, does TKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO count as an obstacle? I just don't get it with TKO. Doesn't he, y'know...suck? He comes out every week and personifies mediocrity. And don't get me wrong, he's not the worst joker in GWA, but then he isn't even the best of a bad bunch. Now I know a whole lot of stuff went on when Russell Lee wrestled control of GWA from the Falcone's, with TKO and KOP and a bunch of other people with moustaches and you Levi Hershey, and I'm guessing that's why TKO keeps getting chances but give it a break! You really think this is the man to stop me getting my GWA Global Title shot? He's ranked below Grilled Cheese for christ's sake!
Mike C chuckles to himself and looks one last time at the list.
Mike C: And finally, my last objective: get my hands on JD Screw, one-on-one. And no TKO, calm down. I don't mean get my hands on him like I did in that dream you had last night when you woke up feeling all conflicted and balmy. I mean give the fans what they want and finally see which of the two of us is the top star in GWA. Now JD, I know you've got another borefest against AJ Johnson to put us all through. And let's face it, a GWA event with AJ Johnson competing at the top is almost unthinkable...well, not for sane people, most people wish for the day that AJ Johnson returns to his rightful place at the bottom of the card. No, I mean unthinkable for the GWA management because, without AJ Johnson in the main event, who'd be there to lick their collective arse clean everyday? But JD, I'm hoping that this is little more than a minor annoyance. And I'm hoping that this isn't Levi Hershey's way of stopping us meeting at Blood Bath, because I cannot wait to beat you and beat you good. So do me a favour, beat AJ Johnson at Thunder, ensure that we get our match up, and I promise I'll do the same with TKO. Whether you...ahh you know the rest.
Mike C smirks and puts his large headphones back on. He lies back and begins nodding his head before bursting into song...
Mike C: "STARING AT THE RUDE BOIS! STARING AT THE RUDE BOIS!"
A number of travelers turn around looking annoyed as the camera fades to black.
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Post by TKO on May 23, 2011 21:17:08 GMT -5
Thomas Keith Orenthal sits in his new apartment and he looks around at all the furniture he has bought. Despite recent setbacks in his career, mostly caused by himself, he has a new attitude about himself. He watches Mike C on television run his usual bad guy I’m not very nice routine and then TKO decides he will call into the GWA house show.
He dials Aaliyah Jewel and she answers the phone:
TKO: Hey sexy lady! I want to address the GWA over the phone.
Aaliyah: Uh ok TKO, let me hook it up.
Suddenly on the Titantron a still picture of TKO appears and the broadcast crew is able to pump in the call.
Aaliyah: Ladies and gentleman we have a live call from TKO to comment on his match against Mike C. Your on TKO!
CROWD: TKO! TKO! TKO!
TKO: Thank you all for that warm welcome, but I really don’t need it from people I’m better than.
Crowd is stunned a bit and Aaliyah looks funny.
TKO: Now Mike C I saw you come out here and do your cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jamie Noble act. You know Mike, You and A$$ Jerk Johnson, need to realize that when things are at their worse, then that’s when a breakthrough happens!
TKO: Mike C, some would say the C in your name stands for “Cashless.” Me on the other hand am all about the money! Now as far as the classy part, I would change your name to “Crappy” Mike Cashless.
TKO: “Crappy” Mike you asked why am I in the title hunt? Its simple! I am the new most sought after and most loved and most talented man in wrestling. I have the Mic skills, the gimmick, and the ring skills! I am the complete package!
TKO: That is why I am not there personally, because it cost money to see the complete package and you fans no longer get to see me for free anymore. “Crappy” Mike Cashless is more of you people’s speed anyway.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TKO: That’s right so go cheer for all your old time favorites! I’m greater than KOP and Mr. Ultimate! I learned what I needed from them and now I am on my way to be the face of Thunder! TKO: I am now “Mr. Money” TKO THE COMPLETE PACKAGE! I am more than an obstacle to you “Crappy” Mike. I am the end for you! I am the brick wall that will crash your Moon Shine drinking Ford F-150 Cashless boring Stone Cold /Jamie Noble wanna be a$$ this week at Thunder.
TKO: Its simple I am the Number one contender for the GWA Global Championship and when I’m done with “Crappy” Mike, then its on to the next one , on to the next one b*tches!!!!!
TKO ends the call and he sits in his apartment smiling. He knows this is only the beginning of the new TKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by "Classy" Mike C on May 24, 2011 13:14:03 GMT -5
The scene opens on a plane, just prior to takeoff. The camera follows GWA interviewer and bombshell Aaliyah Jewel as she looks for her seat. She walks down the aisle looking at the numbers overhead and clearly the majority of the male passengers are hoping it's next to them, what with their stares and ogles. One man even receives a slap from an obviously unhappy partner. Jewel eventually stops and finds her seat, an aisle seat as it happens, but sighs and rolls her eyes. The camera pans down and reveals that the man she'll be sitting next to is none other than Classy Mike C.
Mike C has his headphones on and is laughing hysterically. Jewel sits down next to him and tries to make eye contact, however Mike C is too caught up in what he is watching on the TV in the back of the seat in front to pay attention. After a few seconds Jewel coughs, then taps Mike C on the shoulder. This gets Mike C's attention, and for a second he stops laughing. Almost as quickly however he is back in hysterics, this time looking at Jewel. Jewel is not impressed by this.
Jewel: Well...what's so funny tough guy?
Mike C removes his earphones and wipes the tears from his eyes.
Mike C: I...I'm sorry but...God that was funny!
Jewel: What?! What's so funny?
Mike C: That...that phone call from TKO! I got one of the stewardesses to put it on the TV screens, my God that was brilliant!
Jewel: Yes, yes, very funny. Him not turning up was massively humiliating...hilarious!
Mike C: What? No not that! Did you not listen to what he said?
Jewel: Erm...well not really, he was arrogant enough to not turn up in person then spouted a load of nonsense, when things like that happen I tend to zone out. Why do you think I never interview AJ Johnson?
Mike C: Touché Aaliyah, touché. But still, hilarious! Man is that guy a wit!
Jewel: What did he say then?
Mike C: He called me...Crappy Mike Cashless!
Jewel's face shows a clear mixture of bemusement, confusion and disappointment.
Jewel: And what's funny about that?
Mike C: Don't you get it...he took my name, changed the first part to something that sounds like “Classy” but is insulting and changed the second part to something derogatory that could be something that “C” stands for! Someone call an exorcist, I think TKO has been possessed by the spirit of Noel Coward!
Jewel still doesn't seem to understand, but suddenly everything clicks.
Jewel: Ahh, you're being sarcastic...
Mike C: ...touché once again Aaliyah. Now, if you don't mind, you're in the way of the camera.
Mike C gestures for Jewel to sit back in her chair. She shakes her head and does so.
Mike C: Ahh TKO, I was worried you'd disappoint me but thank god you haven't. You pulled out every trick in the book when you offered your retort to me...the book being “how to compose a god awful promo”. Self aggrandising? Check. Misplaced arrogance and self belief? Check. Comparing your opponent to other wrestlers? Check, although fair play it wasn't the usual “he's British so he must be Wade Barrett”. TKO, you offer nothing. And I don't just mean in your response to me, but in your life itself. You march around here, like a cross between Marc Mero and the biker from the Village People...see, anyone can make a derisive comparison based upon very little...you march around here and act as if people care. Well they don't. The GWA fans don't care. The Thunder roster don't care. I don't care...Hey, Aaliyah...do you care?
Mike C turns to Aaliyah Jewel who looks annoyed at him talking to her again, but after a few seconds shakes her head.
Jewel: No, I don't...
Mike C (interrupting): See! Aaliyah Jewel doesn't even care! And you know why that is TKO? You know why nobody cares? Because you don't deserve it. You mill around the upper-mid card because you've been in GWA since it re-opened and you had a few powerful friends like Mr Ultimate and KOP, but you've even disowned them now! So what do you have left huh? You don't have any form...you don't bring anything interesting to proceedings...you don't even have a ranking position above Grilled Cheese! Hell, I should be facing Grilled Cheese for the number one contender's spot and both of us know it! If I were GC, I'd be on my way down to head office along with Toastie right now to break some tables, take some names, and then maybe huff some ore glue in a store cupboard! But none of this matters anymore TKO, none of it. Because you could have kept quiet, taken the defeat you deserved and slinked back to challenging for the TV Title or something where you belong. But you didn't, you laid your cards on the table and now I have to beat you and beat you bad. Now frankly, that doesn't bother me, but I'm pretty sure it will bother you.
Mike C takes the in-flight magazine from Aaliyah Jewel who has taken to reading it to block out Mike C. He glances it and tosses it back to her as she looks perturbed.
Mike C: God I hate airline food almost as much as I hate you TKO. And let's face it, you are like a part of a meal for the GWA fans. You're the starter, and not a very good one at that if I'm totally honest. They rather have Grilled Cheese to start, instead of over-cooked ham. Or maybe you're the vegetable soup...and let's face it, after I'm finished with you you'll more than likely be a vegetable...You come before the spaghetti bolognase that will be me bloodying up AJ Johnson or JD Screw. And what's for dessert? The sweetness of me finally being GWA Global Champion, against all odds and contrary to the wishes of Levi Hershey, AJ Johnson, JD Screw and the rest of the piss artists that have tried to stop me at every turn since I blessed GWA with my presence.
Tannoy: Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts as we are ready for takeoff.
Mike C does up his belt and turns to Aaliyah Jewel, who is reading the film section of the inflight magazine.
Mike C: So, what's the inflight movie?
Jewel: Hmm...says here that it's “Arthur”, starring Russell Brand and Helen Mirren
Mike C: Oh great, that's all the world needs! Another caricatured Englishman who's not as funny as he thinks he is going to America and conforming to every stereotype imaginable! Can you imagine how annoying that would be.
Jewel sighs and shakes her head as the plane begins moving and we fade to black.
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Post by TKO on May 25, 2011 11:05:42 GMT -5
Thomas Keith Orenthal has arrived at GWA headquarters fans are surrounding him as he walks in.
TKO: No Autographs! Get away from me! “The Complete Package” has some important business to attend to.
TKO leaves behind disappointed fans as he continues to his locker room. He walks in the locker room and puts on his gear green boxing shorts with TKO on the right leg and a huge dollar sign on the left. He has on his black shirt with money designs all over it. He laces up his black boots with dollars signs on them and puts on his new green robe with , you guessed it a huge dollar sign on the back.
He is scheduled for an appearance on "GWA Today," as his match with “Classy” Mike C is one of the premier matches for this weeks Thunder. He finishes getting ready and then puts on his black sunglasses, a part of his character which he unashamedly ripped off from The King of Pain.
He walks out in the hall down to the lounge and as he walks in he sees the shows host Joel Garcia just hanging up the phone. The cameras are all setup and a lady with a headset clips on his microphone to his shirt. Joel Garcia walks up to TKO:
Joel: Hey Thomas welcome to my show, lets step to the side for a second and I’ll fill you in on some remarks by your opponent this week and when the show begins you can comment on these remarks.
TKO: Okay Joel what did Mike say this time?
Joel Garcia informs TKO of what he was told over the phone by Aaliyah Jewels and TKO nods his head and shakes Joel’s hand. They both go over to the set in the lounge there are two chairs made of black leather and there is a table in between them with a GWA logo statue on top. Both men are given a bottled water and they set them on the table.
The show comes on and viewers in the GWA Television Network are tuned in.
Joel Garcia: Hello GWA Nation and welcome to GWA Today. Today I have next to me my special guest who now goes by “The Complete Package Mr. Money” TKO. Welcome to the show TKO.
TKO: Thank You and Thank you for getting my name right that scores a lot of points with me Joel and me and you have always been cool man.
Joel: Absolutely TKO. Now there has been a response by “Classy” Mike C to your phone call that you made the other day. Care to comment?
TKO: (removes the sunglasses) First of all on a serious note Joel. I would like to make mention of one of the Greatest Wrestlers of All-time, a man who inspired many in the ring today. I Thomas Keith Orenthal would like to send my condolences to the family of one “Macho Man” Randy Savage. It's a great loss to the world of wrestling and I hope that other promotion puts him in their Hall of Fame.
Joel: That’s very nice Thomas and I couldn’t agree with you more.
TKO: (puts sunglasses back on) Now down to business. Its time to talk about my favorite subject Joel.
Joel: What’s that TKO?
TKO: ME and things that have to do with ME! You see Mike C I’m not from no London England with your Queen and fancy weddings in all. I’m from the streets of Philly Fool! The national statistics say that in my hood the chances in one year of becoming a victim of violence is 1 in 9.
TKO: Your chance of being a victim of violence in the ring this week is 100%. You can ask my past victims in the ring about that. That includes Grilled Cheese.
TKO: I already beat Grilled Cheese. How many times are you going to say that about the rankings, you are that guy who makes a joke and no one laughs so because you don’t think people heard you, you say it again about four more times before realizes your joke ain't funny. Hahaha there’s your laugh Mike!
Joel: That is true you do have a victory over Grilled Cheese. Now he said you were Noel Coward.
TKO: Who???
Joel explains to TKO who Noel Coward is:
TKO: First of all is that the best his PR people could come up with. Some guy named Coward? I don’t know anyone named Coward except maybe you Mike when I step in that ring with you this week.
TKO: Noel Coward, now that’s some guy you would have to look up on Wikipedia just to see who he is. No one in America gives a damn about that guy Mike! I certainly don’t either!
Joel: Well that’s some of the stuff he said on the plane to Aaliyah Jewel.
TKO: On a plane huh? He talks about my phone call and he is talking from a plane? At least people could actually hear what I was saying. And one other thing, Mike C you were on a plane with Aaliyah Jewel and you didn’t join the Mile High Club?
TKO: I mean if your so Classy as you like to call yourself, then why didn’t Aaliyah take to your advances and why did she ignore you . I’ll tell you why! Riding coach and calling a couple a packs of peanuts airline food, probably didn’t impress her at all.
TKO: Me on the other hand I have a supermodel girlfriend. Now there is hope for you Mike. Because you see Mike I have a book coming out called “How to get fine women when you’re a celebrity for Dummies.” The subtitle says: It’s So Easy Even ‘Classy Mike C” can do it!
Joel: When does that book come out TKO?
TKO: NEVER Joel! It’s impossible to teach that stuff to people like Mike C. But what’s not impossible to teach him, is to teach him how he is getting his A$$ whooped this week in the ring courtesy of a “Unanimous Decision.”
TKO: When I am done with Mike C this week the only thing he will want to be champion of is “Dancing With the Stars.”
Joel Garcia: “Dancing With the Stars?”
TKO: That’s right because he will already be “The Biggest Loser” this week and because he damn sure isn’t “Tough Enough,” to take out TKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joel: Now that’s good stuff Thomas. Now the next thing I want to ask you while we still have a little bit of time is what is going on with you and Ultimate Pain?
TKO: Nothing really, I thought it was time I step away from them. I mean they were clearly training me to be the future of this industry and its clear now that I have arrived. I mean I no longer need the King of the Past, or Mr. Yesterday. I thank them for what they have done for me and now they need to let me do my thing.
Joel: Well don’t you think this is a premature move? I mean you have had a privileged beginning by being under the guidance of such legends.
TKO: Let me tell you something Joel………….( door to the room slams open)
TKO turns around and sees KOP standing at the door and KOP charges the stunned TKO and in comes Mr. Ultimate. KOP delivers punches to TKO’s body and head as Thomas is trying to cover up.
Mr. Ultimate: Teach his smart a$$ a lesson Ray! We’ll show you what happens when you turn your back on us TKO. Hold him up for me Ray.
KOP holds up TKO and Mr. Ultimate delivers a big boot to the face of TKO and it’s lights out for TKO.
KOP: Good luck in your match against Mike C this week Thomas!
Ultimate Pain leaves the room laughing and Joel Garcia has the GWA staff doctor come and look over TKO. The show goes off of the air to a shocked audience.
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