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Post by brunofalcone on May 9, 2011 10:52:45 GMT -5
You three rp here
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Loaded Dice
GWA Dark Match Talent
REDNECK WRECKING CREW
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Post by Loaded Dice on May 15, 2011 4:34:05 GMT -5
Scene opens with Loaded Dice, Rick “The Rocker” Diamond and Chris “The Cowboy” Carter walking down the hallway just being slapped with a wet mop by JD Screw. They are laughing and seem in good spirits as Melissa Wild, in tight black pants and an open midriff “Redneck Wrecking Crew” shirt. [/b] MW: Boys, we are ready for you.
Chris and Rick look at each other excited. [/i] CC: Is it just how we wanted?
MW: Right down to the bull skull above the door.
RD: Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
Chris punches Rick hard in the shoulder. [/i] RD: OW. Dick, I said pinch.
CC: That is a pinch where I come from, wuss.
RD: We come from the same place, ass.
MW: Are you two going to stand here and argue, or are we going to go check this out?
Chris and Rick get excited again and run down the hallway. Melissa just shakes her head. [/i] MW: Man children. I’m surrounded by them.
The scene changes to the full GWA arena. There is some local promotion holding an event but to the side of the ring is a big set. The set looks like a rundown country bar you would see in some redneck movie. There are neon beer signs, a rough looking pool table, a busted jukebox, a bar with a biker dressed bartender and that bull skull over the door. “Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy” starts and the crowd goes crazy. Rick and Chris come walking through the door of the “bar” and raise their hands to the crowd. They high five and walk over to the bar. The bartender pours two beers and slides it to the boys. They take a sip and grab mics that are on the bar. [/i] RD: Welcome, one and all, to the Loaded Dice Bar & Grill!
CC: Where the beer is always cold, the steaks always cooked right, and the women….well, Mel?
Just then Melissa and a few other girls dressed in skimpy RWC outfits come out with buckets of beer and hotwings. They start to hand them out to the crowd around the set. [/b] RD: The women are always smokin’! This is the first time we come to you from the LD B&G but it won’t be the last. This is our home away from home here in the GWA and like a case of the clap it follows us around.
CC: You would know, junior. Now, there is just not fun and games to be had in the LD B&G but there is also business. You see, since we started with GWA it’s been one roller coaster loop after another. Last week, we got a little bit of revenge on our friends The Suffering as my boy here whooped the studs right off Pain’s leather.
RD: Which sounds really sick. But a nice way of saying I kicked that hoss’ ass from one turnbuckle to another.
CC: You sure did, brother, and now it’s my turn. You see this week Loaded Dice is once again split into singles competition. Something that we don’t like to do because we are here for the tag gold. But we will take a fight whenever, and wherever it’s offered. So who do I have this week in my triple threat match? My oh my, it’s my good friend Agony.
RD: There is also some jabroni named Tony Hayes the other half of The Hornets.
CC: That guy would be best not even to show, because it’s all about me and Agony. You see Agony, it’s like this. When you guys sucker punched us a few weeks back you started something. Than when your slimy little bitch of a manager put his hands on Melissa you put it in concrete, than when you bashed Rick with a title belt and threw me into an electrified steel cage…you signed it in blood. And what that is…is your death warrant. You made sure that not only did Loaded Dice want to beat your asses into the ground, take your titles…but we wanted to run you out of the GWA for good.
RD: Last week, when I put Pain’s ass down for the three count the war started to lean into our favour. When Chris beats Agony, there will be no doubt who the top tag team will be on Thunder and in the GWA. So it’s like this. When Chris wins that match, we want a title shot at the PPV!
CC: It should be a no brainer, for the powers that be that we are the next in line for a tag title shot. It makes business sense. We want The Suffering in the ring, one on one. And if that little turd, Rick Danger gets in the way, Mel?
Mel brings out a cattle prod from behind the bar [/b] MW: The first one goes to the balls, the second to the temple.
RD: Ouch.
CC: So it’s like this Agony and Tony. Loaded Dice and the Redneck Wrecking Crew are here to win titles and have fun. But when you make it personal. We make you pay and pay dearly. We are coming for those tag team titles, Suffering, and if we have to destroy you two weeks in a row in singles to get that message across, so much the better.
RD: See you at Thunder boyos.
CC: I’ll be the one the ref is raising the hand of.
The boys raise their beers. [/b] Both: Cheers!
The boys drink as their music starts to a huge crowd ovation. Scene ends. [/b]
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Post by hornets on May 15, 2011 15:12:04 GMT -5
Tony Hayes: Loaded Dice run your mouths all you want because you still suck.
As for The Suffering you are the champs but you can and will be beat but not by Loaded Dice but by the greatest tag team of all time Ultimate Pain.
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Post by jackhammers on May 15, 2011 15:21:32 GMT -5
Scene opens with Agony cutting a promo.
Agony: Tonight three men get in the ring to do battle. But only one will come out on top.
Tony Hayes your not in my league but your man enough to admit it. And for that I give you big ups.
Now for Chris Carter you can run your mout about how great you and Rick Diamond are but the truth be told it does not matter how many times you beat myself or Pain in singles matches because it just does not matter.
The only thing that matters is you can't be us as a team. See you later.
Fade to black.
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