Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 21, 2011 2:05:31 GMT -5
Why? Russell Why?
Right after the match Russell Lee is standing in the ring with JD Screw and he has a mic.
Russell Lee: Well JD you are probably wondering why I just took out Stardust. Stardust knows why and now so will you.
JD grabs the mic from Russell and starts to talk.
JD: I really don't give a shit why you took him out because it doesn't matter to me one way or the other.
At this point Russell Lee has now grabbed another mic.
Russell Lee: It will matter to you. Just listen to this. About three or four ago Stardust was sleeping with my wife behind my back until I found out about it. Now for those of you in the crowd that has followed GWA all this time you will know who I am about to call out here. For those of you that don't know I give you my wife Betty Lee.
As JD stands there in total shock out walks GWA interviewer Betty Lee. She walks to the ring grabs a mic and walks right over to JD.
Betty Lee: JD baby !!! I am so sorry. I really thought the divorce was final .
Russell Lee: Think again BITCH !!!!
(Just then we see Vinny Falcone make his way to the ring!)
IT'S, BAAA...AAACCKKK!
Vinny Falcone: Russell you poor slob. I'll make this ever so brief. Not only are you a dumb man, and not only is your wife a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
(The crowd grumbles over that)
Vinny Falcone: You've just made a big mistake as Stardust & JD Screw are now along with me, the new F.B.I.!
Vinny Falcone: And before I forget this man!
(Just then Badass Brian, whom Russell Lee held the GWA Tag Team titles with, and has always been great friends with, makes his way onto the ramp wearing an F.B.I. T-Shirt)
Vinny Falcone: BADASS BRIAN!
(GWA Worldwide fades to black as we zoom in on Russell Lee's face who is clearly in shock.)