Banana Party(Charlie Sheen enters the ring with Spiff and joins The Klu Klux Klowns)
(Krazy Klown runs to Spiff and picks the little guy up giving him a huge hug!)
Krazy Klown - MY SPIFFY!! MY SPIFF IS BACK!!
(Charlie Sheen now tosses all the bananas into the ring.)
Krazy Klown - Are these are special bananas Charlie?
Charlie Sheen - You bet my little mime friend.
Krazy Klown - Mime? I'm a Klown you goof.
Charlie Sheen - Easy, I'm one of the two men, not the half.
Krazy Klown - No you're not any, you got fired!
(Charlie begins to cry.)
Charlie Sheen - CBS is wrong, wrong I tell you, WRONG!
Krazy Klown - It's OK Topper we love you!
Charlie Sheen - Thanks guys!
(Charlie, Spiff, and the KKK now have a massive group hug!)
Krazy Klown - OK Charlie, give Spiff one of those special bananas...
(Charlie grabs a banana and tosses it too Spiff. Krazy Klown now speaks to the crowd)
Krazy Klown - Hi fans of the GWA. You see our good friend Charlie has just given Spiff a banana, much like Spiff there magic! We've created special bananas to give Spiff special powers to defend himself!
(The KKK and Charlie turn and look at Spiff and discover a major problem!!)
Killa Klown - DEAR GOD!!
Krazy Klown - MY SPIFF!!
(Spiff has clearly lost all his hair and is more or less naked!)
Charlie Sheen - (In a flirt voice) Hey there my naked little friend!
Krazy Klown - Charlie you gave him one of the bad bananas!!
Killa Klown - I got this, here Spiff!
(Killa hands Spiff another banana from a different batch)
Krazy Klown - Eat that Spiff, you'll be better!)
(Just then the ring begins to shake, as Spiff has gone through a major change!)
Charlie Sheen - Oh My GOD!! No way I'm gonna spank that monkey. This monkey big! So much for 8 inches! Keep him from my ladies!
Krazy Klown - OH NO!!
Killa Klown - Opps, I gave him a banana from the batch that got double the formula!
Krazy Klown - This has to stop!!
(This time Krazy Klown grabs a banana and gives it too Spiff)
Killa Klown - That the right one this time?
Krazy Klown - Yes!
(Again Spiff makes a change!)
Krazy Klown - GWA I give to you, Super Spiff the Blue Magic Monkey!!
(The KKK, Spiff and Charlie Sheen all leave the ring.)