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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:42:01 GMT -5
LIVE Sunday March 6th, 2011 From the Giant Center Hershey, Pennsylvania
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:44:56 GMT -5
[As Resurrection hits the air we're in the parking lot. A huge limo is already parked outside the Giant Center. The door opens and we see Vinny Falcone step out first followed by Royal Powerhouse, Christopher Bryant, Bruno Falcone & Joey Falcone. Andre Bling is right there to catch a few words.] Andre Bling - Excuse me, Excuse me, F.B.I. could I please get a few words? Bruno Falcone - What do you want Andre? Andre Bling - Well first I wanted to ask Royal Powerhouse if he's ready for his TV Title match, same with Christopher Bryant in defending his World title. Vinny Falcone - Look 'Dre Mr. Ultimate made those matches both Fatal 4-Ways. Just a little bitch boy game he played to try and ruin the F.B.I.'s chance to leave here tonight with two titles! Joey Falcone - Exactly right son! That damn fool is stopping at nothing to try and destroy us! He knew if TKO wanted to keep that TV Title he had to stop a TKO-Royal Powerhouse 1 on 1 match. Same goes for Bryant. He knew Stardust couldn't accomplish the impossible alone! Bruno Falcone - ENOUGH! We have a major match here tonight. The full control of the GWA is on the line here tonight! Ultimate Pain honestly thinks they can take me and Joey out? Well think again! Enough talk, time for action! [The entire F.B.I. walks away and heads inside the building as we head to the announce desk inside the arena.]
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:46:16 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - Wow this match is going to chance the face of the GWA no matter what the outcome is! Kid Jones - This is so true Stabler. The Falcone's will be gone, or Ultimate Pain. This is going to be epic. Joe Stabler - It's just amazing to know that after 10yrs, the GWA might be without Joey Falcone! Kid Jones - I love the Falcone's, but as long as I keep my job, my heart rate will be just fine! Joe Stabler - Selfish prick. Kid Jones - Why thank you. Joe Stabler - Not welcomed one damn bit. The GWA is on edge right now with all this drama from inside the corporate offices. We're about to implode on ourselves, andyou carry around that type of attitude. Kid Jones - Your point? Joe Stabler - Wow Kid... Kid Jones - Aww Stabler relax, you're reading too much into this. Besides we've got plenty of other action here tonight we need to cover, tonights card is loaded. Joe Stabler - Sadly enough I can't argue the fact about tonights card being loaded. We're so loaded we've got more ammo then any World War. Kid Jones - I heard that! Tonight... Joe Stabler - Hold on I'm being told we're going backstage Kid Jones - What's going on? Joe Stabler - Not sure, lets get back there and see!! Kid Jones - Lets go!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:46:33 GMT -5
Cut to the backstage, where Pappy Woods is stood by with Classy Mike C, GWA's newest recruit. Pappy Woods: Ladies and Gentlemen at this time allow me to introduce the newest member of the GWA roster Classy Mike C. Mike, welcome to GWA. Classy Mike C stares at Pappy Woods, who clearly gulps. Mike C gestures to be handed the microphone, which Pappy Woods obliges to do. He then gestures for Pappy Woods to leave the set. Sheepishly Pappy Woods exits stage right leaving a smirking Mike C, who looks directly into the camera. Mike C: Sorry about that GWA fans, what a terrible annoyance it must have been. For the one of you left that doesn't know, I am Classy Mike C. World Champion on a number of occasions, British national icon, Wrestling expert. Now I know that only one of you is unaware of who I am, and that man is Nick Carraway. Mike C: Now Nick, you know who I am. You know because I beat the snot out of you in Arkansas International Airport, or wherever the hell we were. But I don't think you know who I am. Because if you did, you wouldn't have dared to try and make a name for yourself by fighting back. You wouldn't have dared to even step into the ring with me. And you wouldn't have dared to try and make a name for yourself using my fame. Nicky, I'm not some fellow “noob” looking to cause a scene, be remembered for knocking over a Hugo Boss display in duty free. Nicky, I'm a multiple World Champion. I'm a wrestling legend, a master of brawling, a professor of technical manoeuvres and a daredevil to end all daredevils. You probably will go down in history as my first GWA opponent, but not in the way you'd like to. Now interview boy, come here. The Pappy Woods returns to the shot nervously, trying to keep his distance from Mike C. Mike C: Who are the four guys in the main event tonight? The Pappy Woods approaches the microphone slowly, glancing at Mike C. Pappy Woods: Erm...they are Enigma, Stardust, JD Screw and Chris Bryant. The GWA crowd pop at the mentions of their main event stars, causing Mike C to chuckle to himself. Mike C: Ok journo boy, that's all. Mike C again shoos away the Pappy Woods, looking into the camera. Mike C: Hmm, quite liked being the one delivering the interview...maybe next week numbnuts over there can tell me why he has to bother us superstars so much. Anyway...tonight's main event. We have Enigma...don't know much about him, not sure anyone does. Don't really need to know anything about him, not sure anyone does. Stardust...Influenced by Bowie? Influenced by the awful 00's fantasy film featuring Robert De Niro as a transvestite? Don't know, don't care. We Have JD Screw...too easy, far too easy...and we have Chris Bryant, Kobe's less athletic brother. Gentlemen, two of you will walk out of this arena with gold, two of you will be nothing. But please, please rest assured that losing this match is the only way to win. Because whoever leaves tonight with any prestige, I'm coming for you. Whether you like it, or lump it. Now Nicky, let's get to ending your career! With that Mike C exits stage left, with the Pappy Woods returning to the shot. Pappy Woods: Classy Mike C everybody, back to you at ringside.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:47:46 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - Wow Mike C..... Kid Jones - God you've gotta love his attitude. Joe Stabler - Yeah you would. Kid Jones - How can you not? Joe Stabler - Do I really need to explain it? Kid Jones - If you don't, then YES! Joe Stabler - I have no intensions on wasting my breath. Kid Jones - Figures, hard to explain something that doesn't make sence. Joe Stabler - Well alrighty then! (The camera then begins to pan the crowd and we can see the fans are going nuts! We see fans wearing shirts of their favorite GWA wrestlers, several signs and more.) Kid Jones - Whoa wait a minute! Joe Stabler - What is it Kid? Kid Jones - Dude I thought I saw, man tell the camera crew to go back! Joe Stabler - Go back where? Kid Jones - Camera crew please rezoom back onto the crowd to the right of the entrance ramp in the corner. Joe Stabler - OK Camera crew, lets get over there. Kid who or what did you think you seen? Kid Jones - Lets the crew get over there first... (The cameras now pan the area where Kid Jones requested.) Joe Stabler - OK Kid, what is it? Kid Jones - There, right there!! Joe Stabler - Whoa it's RAMBO!! Kid Jones - Rambo is fake, you'd mean Sylvester Stallone... Joe Stabler - SLY!!! Kid Jones - Dude it's not Stallone, that's, that God damn Charlie Sheen dressed up as Lt. Sean "Topper" Harley from Hot Shots! Joe Stabler - Hot damn you're right! And look Aaliyah Jewel is there trying to talk with him!!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:48:16 GMT -5
It's Sheen on the scene! Aaliyah Jewel - Excuse me Mr. Sheen, what brings you to the GWA show here tonight! Charlie Sheen - Sheeny love action!! Aaliyah Jewel - Don't we all... Charlie Sheen - I live with two goddess', looky here you make a third! Aaliyah Jewel - OK, thanks I guess. Charlie Sheen - Anytime sweet thang. Aaliyah Jewel - While I have you is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers? Charlie Sheen - YES! 9-11 was an inside job!! Aaliyah Jewel - Umm.... Charlie Sheen - Come on lovely lady, it was a controlled explosion, no ifs ands or buts! George W. Bush and his entire council knows it, because Bush himself was behind it! I've made no secret to my opinions on this matter! Aaliyah Jewel - Well.... Charlie Sheen - Not done baby, Remember the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania? Aaliyah Jewel - Yes... Charlie Sheen - No plane! Aaliyah Jewel - OK? Charlie Sheen - It was a damn missile! No debris? Really? And no reports in that area about a low flying jumbo liner, and missiles were popular that day, just ask the pentagon! Aaliyah Jewel - Regardless of all that said why are you dressed up like your character Topper Harley? Charlie Sheen - I'm at WAR! Aaliyah Jewel - War? With whom? Charlie Sheen - The media, my baby momma drama and everything else, damn I need a beer, and by the way, that's winning! (Charlie turns away and heads for the concession stand.)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:48:54 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - Awkward. Kid Jones - Charlie Sheen is going crazy anymore. Joe Stabler - And where's he headed? Kid Jones - To get a beer. Joe Stabler - The last thing he needs right now. He'd be better fit for a nice long nap. Kid Jones - A nap, really, a nap? Joe Stabler - You young people, wow. Kid Jones - Alright Gramps! Joe Stabler - Gramps huh? How cute. Kid Jones - Ah easy Stabler, just pulling your chain. Joe Stabler - Man we've been on the air for a bit here, so much has happened and we've yet too hit the ring for our first match! Kid Jones - I say we do that right now! Joe Stabler - Works for me! Kid Jones - Maria May, take it away!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:49:40 GMT -5
Nick Carraway vs. Mike CThis match was an old fashion grudge match. These two men just do not like each other. The match started with Carraway hitting a neck breaker followed by a snap suplex , two German suplexs , then a fishermen's suplex that he used to try and pin Mike C with but when GWA ref Craig Petty reached the two count Mike C kicked out much to the surprise of Carraway. Somehow Mike C started to make a huge comeback when he nailed a gutwrench suplex. He then picked Carraway up and tossed him into the corner set him up on the top turn buckle and goes for and nails a fishermen's suplex off the top rope but instead of going for the pin he jumps back up on the top rope and nails a huge elbow drop and goes for the pin but when GWA ref Craig Petty reached the two count Carraway somehow kicked out. The match went back and forth until Mike C nailed Carraway with the Classy Leap and gets the victory when GWA ref Craig Petty counted the 1.. 2.. 3 .. But as Mike C is celebrating his victory Joey Falcone comes out to the stage.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:49:57 GMT -5
Joey Falcone: Hold up !! Hold up !! First off let me say great match you two. Second congratulation Mike on your big win. But having said all that this feud is not ending like this. You see you two knuckle heads went and got arrested and that's bad for business and what's bad for business is bad for me. So right now you two will wrestle again the winner keeps his job the loser is FIRED. Ring the damn bell. Nick Carraway vs. Mike CCarraway attacks Mike C from behind and knocks him to the mat. He picks Mike C up and goes for a reverse DDT but somehow Mike C gets out of it and nails him with a Death Valley Driver as Carraway gets up Mike C nails him with his own finishing move the superkick.He goes for the cover as GWA ref Craig Petty counts the 1.. 2.. 3.. Joey Falcone: Nick Carraway your FIRED !!!! Winner: "Classy"Mike C
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:50:52 GMT -5
Leroy Jackson vs. Hells BouncerThis match started off in usual Hells Bouncer fashion. He nailed every power move in his arsenal and looked as if he was going to walk away with an easy win. But just then Leroy Jackson makes a huge comeback by nailing Hells Bouncer with a stunner out of nowhere. He then followed that up with a knee to the skull then an elbow drop followed by a big leg drop. Which gave Leroy the chance to pick Hells Bouncer up off the mat and nail his finisher the Hammer to the Head. He covers Hells Bouncer for the pin as GWA ref Scott Arnold counts the 1.. 2.. 3.. Winner: Leroy Jackson
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:52:31 GMT -5
Duane Gray vs. Nakita KorchenkoWhat a flag match this turned out to be. Duane Gray had total control of the match until he tried to climb the ropes to get to the flag but Nakita stomped him and when he pulled him down to the mat Duane hurt his ankle. Seeing this Nakita took full advantage of the situation by using a variety of submission moves that concentrated on the ankle. But somehow someway he battled back to take control of the match. But Nakita would work on the ankle to the point that GWA ref Carl Manning even ask Duane if he wanted to quit the match. But Duane refused to quit the match and battled back like a true warrior. Both battled back and forth until Duane thought he had Nakita down an out on the mat. So he tried to climb the ropes to get his flag but Nakita got up and both men struggled but grabbed their flags at the same time and fell to the mat at the same time. GWA ref Carl Manning had no choice but to declare the match a draw. Winner: Draw
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:52:57 GMT -5
Respect After the match both men had a very hard time making it to their feet. Duane Gray could not put any weight on the injured ankle at all. But he did his best to stand where he was. Both men just stood holding their flags in the air then started to exit the ring but all of a sudden the climb back in the ring and walk or hobble in Duane Gray case toward one another. They get face to face as if they are going to blows but in a twist they hand each other their flags and the hug one another as the crowd goes nuts. They then stand hand in hand raising them in the air with their flags in the other.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:53:38 GMT -5
Eddy Charles vs. Ric BlanchardThis match started off like any other match as both men tried to get the upper hand after they locked up and pushed one another into a corner. Blanchard took advantage when he used an eye rake then a head lock. Then he used a series of knife edge chops followed up by a back breaker. Then out of nowhere Eddy Charles gets the upper hand by using a low blow that GWA ref Mark Watkins did not see. Both men battled back and forth pulling out all the stops. Both men had several chances to win the match but every time they would attempt a pin fall and GWA ref Mark Watkins would reach the 2 count their opponent would kick out. But in the end Ric Blanchard would nail the Enforce DDT for the win. Winner: Ric Blanchard After the match Blanchard would pull down his trunks revealing his bare ass and Charles would kiss it.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:55:32 GMT -5
Red Mystery (We go backstage and see the mystery man dressed in all red and Aaliyah Jewel is there trying to get a word with him, as he gets a bottle of water from the vending machine.) Aaliyah Jewel - Excuse me, Mr.... Not sure what to call you, Mystery Man in Red I guess. Can I get a word with you please? (The Mystery Man in Red bends down to get his bottle of water. He turns to Aaliyah Jewel, then turns the opposite direction and walks away without saying a single word.) Aaliyah - Well Joe & Kid I tried, but he's not saying a word. Still no clue who he is or why he's here. Back to you guys.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:56:10 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - Man who is this man? Kid Jones - I have no idea Stabler. Silent Bob maybe? Joe Stabler - Funny guy... Kid Jones - (Laughing) What? Joe Stabler - Get serious Kid. Tonight has been hectic as it is. And we have this man wondering around the arena not speaking a word. Kid Jones - It's not like he's a killer or anything. Joe Stabler - How do you know? He could be related to Skullcrusher. Kid Jones - Wow you just went there, you're one over reacting old man aren't you? Joe Stabler - Nope. Kid Jones - Well whatever, to the ring for our next match.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 20:58:55 GMT -5
The Jackhammers vs. The Tyson BrothersThe match was a one sided beat down from start to finish as the Jackhammers just ripped apart the Tyson Bros. The Tysons never knew what hit them it was fast and furious. The Jackhammers beat the Tyson Bros so bad and so violently that GWA ref Carl Manning stopped the match and declared the Jackhammers the winners. Winner: The Jackhammers Just then the Jackhammers manager "Ruthless" Rick Danger grabs a mic. RRD: What you just saw was the tip of the ice berg of the suffering you will receive at the hands of the Jackhammers. No wait I like that The Suffering. For now on my team will be known as The Suffering.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:03:15 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - My God The Suffering? Kid Jones - Wow, as if the name the Jackhammers didn't sound scary enough! Joe Stabler - What are they 4-0 now? Kid Jones - Something like that? Joe Stabler - Amazing, well GWA The Suffering have arrived. Kid Jones - Arrived? They've been here you dumb bastard! Joe Stabler - Whatever... Kid Jones - Well onto the next match.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:05:32 GMT -5
Thunder Bull vs. El Loco Hombre Jr.This was a match between the biggest midget on the roster and the smallest. Jr used his speed and quickness to get the early upper hand but this just seemed to piss Thunder Bull off. So much so that he went into a biting fit and bit everything and anything. He bit GWA ref Scott Arnold on three different occasions. He bit Jr four five times atleast. But in the end Thunder Bull composed himself long enough to get the win. Winner: Thunder Bull
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:09:01 GMT -5
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:15:31 GMT -5
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:17:05 GMT -5
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:19:54 GMT -5
Midget Title Asylum vs. Low Low ValentineThis was the first ever step ladder match in the GWA and it was for the GWA Midget World Title. It was like any other ladder match just on a smaller scale. Both superstars would use the step ladder as a weapon and try many low flying dives , leg drops , elbow drops and more off the top off the step ladder. Low Low Valentine would try to get the belt first but could not as Asylum would kick the step ladder out from under him causing him to fall to the mat. Asylum would attempt to climb the small step ladder and grab the belt and Low Low Valentine would try and kick the step ladder out from under him but was unsuccessful and Asylum would grab the belt for the win. Winner: Asylum (NEW Midget World Champ)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:23:28 GMT -5
International Title AJ Johnson vs. Johnny MortonWhat a match for the GWA International Title. Both men were thrown into the electrify steel cage and damn near fried to death. Both men took their chance to climb out of the cage when the electricity to the cage was shutdown for some unknown reason. But the both got caught in the barbed wire but got lose just as the electricity was turned back on. The two GWA superstars would beat each other to a bloody pulp. Morton had the match one until a masked man on a bungee cord comes down the middle of the cage and tried to hit Morton but before he does Morton removes the mask to reveal it AJ brother Jacoby Douglas. Jacoby hits Morton and knocks him out. As he floats back up to the rafters AJ pins Morton as GWA senior ref Desmond Westbrook counts the three count. Winner: AJ Johnson (New GWA International Champ)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:27:57 GMT -5
ATTACK (We cut backstage and find Mike C layed out on the floor with P.T. Merciless standing over top of him with a chair, he then sends a message.) P.T. Merciless - Mike C, you pathetic piece of trash! The Falcone's give you a chance after being arrested? Yet fire by buddy Trip Master from the F.B.I. Well sure you made a statement, but I just made a bigger one! (Merciless turns and walks away.)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Mar 7, 2011 21:32:51 GMT -5
Announce Desk Joe Stabler - Wow what a statement! Kid Jones - Man, I thought I liked Mike C, but Merciless, amazing! Joe Stabler - My God tonight is nuts! Kid Jones - Damn right! Joe Stabler - Well it's time to announce the next Pay Per View! Kid Jones - Lets do it!
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