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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:18:00 GMT -5
Announce Desk/Round 2 Recap
Joe Stabler - No shockers in the Round.
Kid Jones - Nope not at all.
Joe Stabler - The big story was maybe Crazy Clown actually making it too the ring.
Kid Jones - Yeah for what though, that was majorily ugly.
Joe Stabler - Yup, was just nasty. A damn hover round?
Kid Jones - he lasted what 36 seconds?
Joe Stabler - Might of been just 26.
Kid Jones - Crazy, no pun intended.
Joe Stabler - Well we're about to go backstage.
Kid Jones - Yes Sir, Andre Bling is standing by with some special guests.
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:18:14 GMT -5
Introducing the US Express
(We cut backstage and see Andre Bling standing by.)
Andre Bling - Hello GWA, I'm Andre Bling and I'm pleased to announce that the GWA has inked five new mega stars to the GWA roster, and collectively their known as the US Express. So allow me to introduce to you the following.... "Mr. America" Tom Thornton, Lt. Drew Edwards, "American Made" Rex Tyler, "Dr. USA" Duane Gray, & American Eagle!!
(All five men walk into the frame and surround Andre Bling.)
Andre Bling - Welcome to the GWA guys, what's brought you to the GWA?
BANG!
Andre Bling - Whoa what the hell!!
(Out of no where five other men who are dressed similar jump the US Express from behind knocking all of them OUT!
Andre Bling - Who in the blue hell are you guys?!
Man - My name is Nakita Korchenko, and allow me to introduce you to these men here with me, I give to you, Ivan Petroff, Boris Khreschev, Vladamir Rasputin, & Oleg Mulkovich!
Andre Bling - Well thanks for the lesson on the names, but why did you attack the US Express? If it isn't obvious, by how you're dressed.
Nakita Korchenko - Well we learned of the GWA signing this so called US Express to contracts, so we made it a point to get our own, and we did. So now the US Express can be warned for the Russian Empire is here!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:18:26 GMT -5
Announce Desk
Joe Stabler - Man what the hell is going on?
Kid Jones - Isn't the cold war over?
Joe Stabler - Yes sir.
Kid Jones - That was just crazy. All we needed was Ivan Drago to come out and be knocked the hell out by Rocky.
Joe Stabler - Are you serious?
Kid Jones - Man listen.
Joe Stabler - Wow, just wow KJ.
Kid Jones - OK. Anyway we have the semi-finals coming up.
Joe Stabler - And we'll see two huge Triple Threat matches to determine our finals!
Kid Jones - This should be fun, lets get it started!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:18:37 GMT -5
Semi-Final Round Matches
AJ Johnson Vs. Stardust Vs. Chris Hopper
(Talk about an amazing match! All three men came ever so close to scoring the win. Stardust however had AJ beat, but Hopper dropped a knee on the back of his head before tossing him over the top rope. Hopper then picked up the already down and out AJ, hit his finsher for the 1, 2, 3!)
Winner - Chris Hopper
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:18:50 GMT -5
JD Screw Vs. Jack Sullivan Vs. Dean Alexander
(All three men already knew that Chris Hopper was waiting in the wings for the winner of this match. And all three men wanted to be the man to face him in the finals. JD Screw brought the business proving he belongs to be mentioned in the same breathe as some of the GWA's top talent. Jack Sullivan did exactly the same, but it was the former 4x GWA World Champion, Dean Alexander who nailed a sling shot suplex on JD Screw, while Screw was heading the the canvas, his legs nailed Sullivan, allowing Dean to score the pinfall.)
Winner - Dean Alexander
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:19:06 GMT -5
Announce Desk/Previewing the TV Title Match
Joe Stabler - What a final we have coming up!
Kid Jones - Yes sir, my pick is still alive!
Joe Stabler - Dean Alexander looks primed to win yet another title within the GWA.
Kid Jones - What an amazing career the Dean has had.
Joe Stabler - So true. And what about Chris Hopper? This man was wanted by so many promotions, and he decided to ink with the GWA.
Kid Jones - Yeah. Wrestlings hottest free agent signed with the wrestling games hottest promotion.
Joe Stabler - I'll second that one.
Kid Jones - As you should.
Joe Stabler - This final should be epic!
Kid Jones - Whoa here comes Bruno!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:19:19 GMT -5
Midget action with a LITTLE holiday flavor.
(Bruno Falcone comes out from nehind the curtain holding a title belt and heads to the ring, Bruno Falcone is now standing in the ring with the GWA Midget Heavyweight Title.)
Bruno Falcone - Well I'm sure as all of you know the GWA is starting a midget division. And it was made aware of us just this past Tuesday that Pikazap is indeed a midget. Thus ironically enough, the GWA signed a midget to it's roster before we even decided to have a midgets division. Now Pikazap if you would please come down to the ring.
(Pikazap makes his way down to the ring.)
(He enters the ring and sits down on the bottom turnbuckle to the right of Bruno.)
Bruno Falcone- Now Pikazap I'll make this brief, the whole reason for bringing you down is to show you some holiday spirit. With you being the current only midget on the roster and we have a title, it seems only right to reward you, no?
(Just then we hear jingle bells hit the PA system and out comes Santa Claus riding in a huge sleigh!)
(He starts tossing out GWA memoriabilia to the crowd.)
(He enters the ring and takes a microphone from his belt.)
Santa Claus - Ho! Ho! Ho!
Bruno Falcone - Welcome to the GWA Santa!
Santa Claus - Thank you Bruno.
Bruno Falcone - Very welcome, what brings you to the GWA?
(Pikazap sits in the corner clearly annoyed.)
Santa Claus - I love this time of year, and I know you were about to hand out a present.
Bruno Falcone - I guess you could say that yes.
Santa Claus - Well normally I love giving out gifts, but what do you say we mix it up here tonight? Ho! Ho! Ho!
Bruno Falcone - What do you have in mind?
(Santa sits down his huge green bag and out jumps one of his little elfs.)
Santa Claus - HO! HO! HO!
Bruno Falcone - Whoa, who is this?
Santa Claus - He's one of my little helpers up at the North Pole.
Bruno Falcone - Santa's little helper huh?
Santa Claus - HO! HO! HO!
Bruno Falcone - So what are you saying here Santa?
Santa Claus - Instead of just handing over a title, I smell title MATCH, HO! HO! HO!
Bruno Falcone - You mean Pikazap vs. Santa's Little Helper?
Santa Claus - You, Ho!, Got, Ho, it, HO HO HO!!
Bruno Falcone - I love it, let's do it!! And lets have that match RIGHT NOW!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:19:33 GMT -5
Announce Desk
Joe Stabler - WOW!
Kid Jones - Alright a midget title match we had no idea we'd see here tonight!
: Joe Stabler - Consider it a Christmas gift!
Kid Jones - I heard that!
Joe Stabler - This should be fun!
Kid Jones - I'm excited, lets hit the ring for the match!!!!!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:19:46 GMT -5
(GWA Midget Heavyweight Title Match) Vs. Pikazap Vs. Santa's Little Helper
(This match was a classic until Santa Claus, pulled out Rudolfs bright ass red nose blinding Pikazap, allowing Santa's Little Helper to nail Pikazap with the Sleigh Ride, and score the 1-2-3 becoming the GWA Midget Heavyweight Champion)
Winner - And GWA Midget Champion: Santa's Little Helper
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:20:11 GMT -5
2010 GWA Hall of Fame Inductions
(Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul hits the PA System and out walks the GWA Owner & Founder Joey Falcone. He walks over to the podeum on the stage and begins to speak.)
Joey Falcone - Well ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to inductee the GWA Hall of Fame class for 2010!!
(The crowd cheers)
Joey Falcone - Well I refuse to stand up here and take up time when we still have a TV Champion to crown here tonight. So allow me to announce the first induction to the GWA Hall of Fame... This man is considered by man as an icon inside UCW, Now remember, myself and Bruno bought out UCW and SCW to reform the GWA thus, this make this man elegible for the GWA Hall of Fame. He's held many a title in UCW and was a founding member of Pretty Gorgeous. Unfortunately this man lost his life back on November 28th at SCW's PPV Payback, when he was tossed off a scaffold was was decapitated by the waiting barbed wire below... Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm pleased to induct, Van Gorgeous into the GWA Hall of Fame.
(The crowd cheers as we see clips of Van Gorgeous career.)
Joey Falcone - OK now allow me to move onto the next inductee. This man held just about every title the UCW had to offer, and was easily a corner stone of the UCW. He took part in many huge matches, and was even part of a few huge GWN matches between the GWA vs ACW vs UCW vs NEW. He is none other than KOP, King of Pain!!
(Like with Van, the crowd cheers as we see clips of KOP's career.)
Joey Falcone - Man we're only two inductions in and we've inducted to of the best this game has ever seen! Well it's onto our third induction. This man is a true icon, he's a former 5x GWA World Champion. And has held several titles during his runs with the GWA. In fact the GWA is currently in contract negotiations with this man. He's an original member of the world famous Royal Horsemen, Ladies and Gentleman allow me to induct, the one, the only... "The Silent Assassin" Brien Cage!
(The true GWA fans in the crowd start screaming as they know Brien Cage was a major reason for the GWA being as good as it is. We return to Falcone.)
Joey Falcone - Wow, I didn't think that would choke me up, but damn, Brien Cage! The Silent Assassin I owe you a ton my friend. And I so hope to see you again soon. Well now onto the next introduction. This man was a true monster within the GWA's history. He's held several titles within the GWA in fact I held the 6-man tag titles with this man in W3. Sadly enough I've had a major falling out with this man, thus he competes in another promotion rather than here where he truly belongs. So with that said I'm please to announce that Deathstroke! Is the newest member of the GWA Hall of Fame!!!
(The GWA fans cheer at this nomination, it becomes clear that Joey Falcone is a man of true class for inducting Deathstroke into the Hall of Fame despite their personal issues.)
Joey Falcone - Trust me all, regardless of my issues with Deathstroke he deserves this honor! And despite those issues I'm still going the arrogant route when I say this, if Stroke makes his way into another promotions Hall of Fame it'll never be as important as this induction!
(The crowd goes wild over that comment.)
Joey Falcone - Well it's time to our final two inductions. This man is a true legend. He's held several titles in the GWA, it was he who made the GWA dotCOM Title worth something. And just like with Deathstroke, I held the 6-man tag titles with this man, as the three of us dominated W3 together. During his last run in the GWA he went 19-0 before losing. He also dominated within the GWN, proving that the GWA had the best of the best in the wars with, UCW, ACW, UWA, Genesis & NEW. I proud to introduce yet another man I have persona, issues with, the one and only... NOCTURNAL!!
(We see clips from Nocturnal's career within the GWA that started back in 2001, and we actually see when He along with Deathstroke and Joey Falcone won the W3 6-Man Tag Titles!)
Joey Falcone - Wow! The memories with that man, Noc, you like Stroke deserve to be inducted. Unlike others I don't hold grudges. Unlike others I don't blame others if I'm the true fault. I so hope you see the light soon my friends, if not, best of luck regardless.
(Falcone pauses for a moment.) Joey Falcone - Well it's time for our final induction. This man is the Owner and Founder of UCW. He's was also a member of UCW's greatest tag team Ultimate Pain, with KOP whom we inducted a little bit ago. Now we could go on and on about his career, but we have something bigger to announce. This man will not only be the newest member of the GWA Hall of Fame, but will be effective now, GWA's new General Manager, ladies and gentlemen, "Mr. Ultimate" Duane Drew!!
(Instead of going to highlights, Duane Drew makes his way out onto the ramp. He shakes hands with Joey and makes an announcement.)
Duane Drew - What's up GWA?!?!
(The crowd goes crazy)
Duane Drew - Well like Falcone said we have a TV Champ to crown tonight. So I'll make this brief. As you know I sold the UCW to the Falcone's and in return I've been brought in as the General Manager of the GWA. And I just want too make one thing clear, I'll take no bullshit from anyone. Now Joey's favorite line is "Don't Cross the Boss". But is you cross me, you'll be ERASED!
(Joey Falcone and Duane Drew shake hands again and leave the stage together.)
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:20:28 GMT -5
Announce Desk/Talking the Title Match
: Joe Stabler - Well we discussed this match a little bit ago, but it's time for the Main Event!
Kid Jones - Exactly, Dean Alexander, my pick to win it all goes up against Chris Hopper!
Joe Stabler - No matter who wins, both these men should be super proud of what they've done here tonight.
Kid Jones - Are you kidding me?
Joe Stabler - What?
Kid Jones - Be proud of leaving here without your ultimate goal the TV Title, really Stabler?
Joe Stabler - Well lets get to the ring and start this huge main event TV Title final.
Kid Jones - Amen to that!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:20:45 GMT -5
Ronald McDonald Arrives!
(Out of no where and for no reason at all, the ever famous Ronald McDonald from McDonalds makes his way out onto thr rampway, and begins heading down the ramp. While walking down the ramp he tosses out Double Cheeseburgers into the crowd!)
(We move to the announce desk)
Joe Stabler - Wow Ronald McDonald!
Kid Jones - Now I know he's tossing Burgers into the crowd, but is this the real Ronald McDonald or TEW's Ronald mcDonald?
Joe Stabler - I honestly have no idea KJ.
Kid Jones - Hmm wait. Are they the same or different?
Joe Stabler - Well damn I have no idea honestly.
Kid Jones - Regardless why is he here?
Joe Stabler - I haven't a damn clue.
Kid Jones - Wow the GWA is going crazy. A huge tournament, Hall of Fame introductions, Midgets, damn all we need now mis kittens!!
Joe Stabler - Kittens?
Kid Jones - Other promot89ns love to scream puppies, so you figure out what I mean.
Joe Stabler - Wow!
m Kid Jones - (Smiles) Exactly. Well there goes Ronald back up the ramp.
Joe Stabler - What a nice guy, free burgers for our amazing fans.
Kid Jones - Yeah I guess, After all it is Christmas!
Joe Stabler - Well back to the ring for our TV Title match!!
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:20:58 GMT -5
Television Title Match (Tournament Final)
Chris Hopper Vs. Dean Alexander
(The GWA couldn't of asked for a better main event. This match was truly epic. And could easily be one of the best matches in GWA history. And that's saying a lot as the GWA is clearly one of the best feds this game has ever seen. A true test of wills, this match lasted an amazing 41 minutes 19 seconds, and ended when we saw the ever amazing Icebreaker finisher and Chris Hopper took home not only a win but the TV Title.)
Winner - Chris Hopper
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Post by Vinny Falcone on Jan 2, 2011 20:21:15 GMT -5
Event Ending
[Hopper received the GWA Television Championship Title belt and raises it over his head as the crowd erupts in cheers. The grizzled veteran smiles like he is a decade younger before putting the newly-won belt over his left shoulder and taking the microphone.]
Chris Hopper - Tonight was about many things people said I couldn't do anymore.
[Chris pauses as he catches his breath after the exhausting end to a LONG night of action to win the title.]
Chris Hopper - For years now those who report on wrestling have said my time was over. That I was a great talent that had my half decade in the sun on top of the mountain and now it was time for me to fall back and help others climb the summit. They said that I would never hold championship gold on American soil again. They said I was washed up and not able to keep up with the twenty-somethings coming into the game these days.
[Chris takes a moment to look at the TV Title and smile really big as the crowd gives an eruption.]
Chris Hopper - But this right here...
[He raises the title again with his left hand as the crowd again gives him adulation.]
Chris Hopper - ...this right here proves different.
[The belt is back on his shoulder where it looks very normal.]
Chris Hopper - They said I would never be champ and I am. They said I couldn't beat guys a decade younger and I have. They said that there was no way in hell that after years of being the evil prick of wrestling that fans would want to follow me in the ring again and cheer me. Yet tonight, every match I had. Every pinfall got louder and louder. Every single time my hand was raised, something was happening and I know it was as much to do with you out there as anything!
[The crowd gives a cheap face pop.]
Chris Hopper - So thank you for believing in me tonight and helping me achieve what so many felt was impossible. This is YOUR championship as much as it is mine! Thank you! Thank you so much and now I dare someone to come and take what is...
[Pause for effect as Chris smiles slyly...]
Chris Hopper - ...OURS!
[The crowd starts a Hopper chant as "TNT" kicks in on the PA System.]
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