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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 29, 2011 8:37:03 GMT -5
Tag Team Title Merger Match!!
The Suffering defend their Global Tag Titles while the New Revolution defends their World Tag Titles, in the Fatal 4-Way Tag Title merger match!
All four tag teams RP here.
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Post by jackhammers on Jun 1, 2011 21:55:23 GMT -5
As scene opens we see "Ruthless" Rick Danger and The Suffering aka Pain & Agony in an empty arena. There is three tag teams standing outside the ring as The Suffering is standing in the ring.
The first team gets in the ring and they are the exact size ,shape and everything as the New Revolution. The Suffering spare with them for about 30 mins then take a 5 min break.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Well boys what do you think ?
Pain: I think we need a few more sparing sessions with these guys and we will have everything New Revolution has done and can do down.
Agony: I agree with Pain. A few more and we can crush New Revolution and take their titles like we were taking candy from a baby.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger walks over to the team pays them and tells the same time tomorrow. They shake hands and the team heads to the locker room area. The Suffering is in the ring waiting for the next team.
The next team to get in the ring are the exact doubles of Loaded Dice. The Suffering spare with them for about 30 mins as well. But they are not done. The Suffering throw each man out of the ring and they roll under the ring but two midgets that look just like them and the real Loaded Dice gets in the ring.
The Suffering makes short work of the new Loaded Dice team.
Pain: Rick Diamond & Chris Carter your days of making fun of us are over. Because you need to know just who and what you are dealing with.
Agony: What my friend is trying to say is we are the types of guys that will steal your lunch money and use it to pay your mom for having sex with us. You two clowns have pissed off the two guys in this world you never really wanted to piss off.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: And as for that little hell cat. If she gets in my way again I am going to give her the whipping her daddy should have given her along long time ago. I mean I am going to bend her over my knee pull down her skirt and panties and whip that nice tight perfect bare ass. And then I am going to .....
Pain: Yo Rick snap out of it bro. Damn man.
Agony: Wow !!! Rick. We new you had a thing for her but holy shit bro. We did not know it was that bad. You need to check yourself before you do something to cost us our tag titles.
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: Guys I got this. Don't worry about me. Bros before hos right.
Pain: You better be straight Rick. Because if your little school boy crush cost us. Then I will personally end you and her. Got it ?
"Ruthless" Rick Danger: I got it damn. I have to go pay the midgets you just destroyed. Now back to training.
Just then The Suffering is attacked from behind by two guys in their seventies. One looked like KOP and the other Mr. Ultimate. Pain & Agony each use a finger and knock the two old , out of shape , has beens down.
Pain: So this is the so called greatest tag team ever. The team of KOP King of Pain & Mr. Ultimate. Wow!!!!
Agony: More like King of Pudding and Mr. Unable to do anything. I mean look at those bellys and the old dried up bodies and all the gray hair.
Pain: What a F'n joke.
Agony: So true!! So true!! Why can't these so called legends just stay retired and leave the sport they claim they love to us young more talented superstars.
Don't get me wrong. Because with out them there is no sport of pro wrestling. But we are the now. We are the future. And they need to leave it that way.
Pain: Maybe back in the day Ultimate Pain stood for something but now they are over the hill , hanging on the edge , I have one more good run in me I know it, shells of once great wrestlers.
Agony: Damn Pain!!! That was awesome. So to put it short and sweet Ultimate Pain , New Revolution , and Loaded Dice we are undefeated for a reason and none of you are in our league.
Pain: And if you want are titles you are going to have to pry them from our cold ,dead , lifeless hands. Because that is the only way you get them.
Scene fades with The Suffering sparing once again with all the teams.
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Post by The New Revolution on Jun 2, 2011 10:37:27 GMT -5
We open with a shot of the Magic Kingdom, Disneyland. In the background we can hear children laughing, happy music and the sound of revellers on rollercoasters. The camera zooms out from the famous castle and shifts it's attention to a bench. On the bench are Jaz Moundfield, wearing a Mulan t-shirt, and The Monster, wearing a pair of Mickey Mouse ears at a jaunty angle whilst maintaining his surly expression. Both men have their GWA World Tag Team Title belts over their shoulders and Jaz finishes off a stick of cotton candy before turning to The Monster.
Jaz: Well, you were right big man...This. Place. ROCKS! I tell you something, you should have seen your face on Space Mountain!
The Monster: ...
Jaz: No, you're right, it was bullshit that you weren't allowed on "It's A Small World...". Talk about size-ist! But it can't be all fun and games Monster, we came to Florida to fight and defend these bad boys, and defend them we shall. Blood Bath, I can hardly wait...a fatal four way match with us, The Suffering, Loaded Dice and Ultimate Pain...
The Monster: ...
Jaz: You know, Ultimate Pain, the so-called legends of GWA! One looks like an extra from Men in Black, the other like an extra from Emmanuelle. They're a little old and senile now, so senile that they've even teamed with TKO in the past. But with great confusion comes great aggression and I'm sure these guys will be well up for it so we need to have our wits about us.
The Monster: ...
Jaz: Yep, they are almost as much a threat as Loaded Dice..."the funny guys". They've been impressive in GWA so far though, and probably go into this match as the form team, but they've never been champs. And as long as they allign themselves with JD Screw I'm pretty sure they never will be! We earned our place at the top of the tag team mountain and we won these belts on our debut, so I don't doubt for a second that we can beat these two hicks and hold onto the gold.
The Monster: ...
Jaz: I thought you'd wait until last to mention them. Pain and Agony...the two emotions I feel whenever I watch a match containing The Suffering. I don't honestly know how these guys have remained undefeated as a team but the buck ends on Sunday. Yes, they may be the only team apart from ourselves who are undefeated, and yes they may be the only other champions, but when push comes to shove we must, nay will, defeat them! Monster, the games end now...come Blood Bath we will show why we are the Tag Team supremacy and why nobody in this federation can dethrone us. Oh, and we'll re-issue that challenge from Worldwide. Anyone who wants a piece, come and get it! Now, let's go to Typhoon Lagoon before it closes...
With that The New Revolution exit and we fade to black
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Loaded Dice
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Post by Loaded Dice on Jun 2, 2011 22:19:08 GMT -5
The scene starts at a comedy club. An open mic comedian is on stage and doing horribly. The crowd is dead silent and looking bored. The comedian is sweating badly and is stuttering over his words. [/i] Comedian: But don’t even get me started on my mother-in-law…she’s so..
Voice: GET OFF!
Comedian: You get off!!
Voice 2: Nice comeback, nerd!
The MC comedian mercifully comes on stage and ushers the young lad off. He smiles and claps for the guy. The audience doesn’t follow suit and the comedian stops and looks at his notes. [/i] MC: Well, that was….that. Up next we have a rare treat for you all as we have some big names here at the Laugh Shack. It’s the “funny guys” from the GWA wrestling promotion, the tag team of comedy “The Rocker” Rick Diamond and “The Cowboy” Chris Carter. It’s Loaded Dice.
The crowd claps and hoots for Loaded Dice. Rick jumps up on stage in a pair of black jeans, a red RWC, and a black and yellow tie-dye cowboy hat. Chris is a bit slower to get on stage. He’s scratching at his big beard and sporting a black RWC shirt and a pair of blue jeans. Rick pulls him up on stage.
RD: Come on.
CC: This is stupid man. Why are we doing this?
RD: Because, you heard The New Revolution. We are the funny guys. Let’s test this out.
CC: They were insulting us, idiot.
RD: Just give I a try. Look, we couldn’t be any worse than the last guy.
CC: He was worse than The Suffering’s dress sense.
A drum hit happens and the crowd laughs. [/i] RD: See! A joke and they loved it.
A smile creeps across Chris’ face. He grabs the mic. [/b] CC: And what is the deal with Ultimate Pain? Are these guys legends or old time jobbers with delusions of grandeur!?
Crowd laughs [/i] CC: And don’t even get me started on New Revolution. Do you even know what you’re revolting against? I mean really. The only thing revolting is your in ring presence. And the only your over throwing is the ratings to a competing show!
Crowd laughs and claps. [/i] CC: This is great! I’m hilarious.
RD: Not really. I paid these guys to laugh.
CC: I’m sorry, you what?
RD: Yeah this is a sketch to show the other teams that we are down with being the funny guys. The crowd here is paid to laugh at us.
CC: Oh (drum hit) you man. You made me look like an ass.
RD: I think you did a pretty good job of that yourself.
Crowd laughs. [/b] CC: Oh you guys can shut it too!
RD: Look, the point of this was to say New Revolution, Suffering, and Ultimate Pain, you guys are right. We love a good joke. But we have a deadly serious side as well. At Blood Bath we are coming for what should have been ours months ago the Tag Team Titles. You see, before that little brand split experiment blew up in their faces, we were about to get our shot then it was singles match after singles match and we rose to the challenge. We beat everyone to get a shot at the gold…but it didn’t happen. Instead we were thrown into a number one contenders match with Dean and Baller and battled to a time limit draw. Guess that’s what happens when you give a match five minutes so that the insecure ego centric ass clowns that run GWA can have their 15 minutes of promo time that NO one cares about.
CC: So that’s the history, this is the present. We are standing on the edge, looking at Blood Bath and our shot at the belts and this NOT and opportunity that we are going to let slide. We kid, we goof, we have fun but those titles are our aim and we want to prove to the entire GWA roster that Loaded Dice are the best tag team of the past, present, and future.
RD: And the best smelling team. Because if you watched The Suffering’s latest promo, man. PEEEEEEEEEEEEE EWWWW!
CC: And what’s with The Suffering? Are they emo bondage freaks or homie G street thugs?
RD: It was really confusing because they dress like The Village People but talk like Boyz From The Hood!
CC: It makes no difference come Blood Bath. We have a score to settle with you punks and it will be settled. You guys can threaten your little man dog all you want, but he is NOT going to be the problem for you…we are.
RD: And I wouldn’t worry about Danger’s advances towards the lovely Melissa Wild. She went and bought herself the biggest cattle prod I’ve ever seen. I think she’s more than ready for Captain Sleazy Pants to make his advances.
CC: So you can try our game, Suffering, bringing midgets in dressed as us…good one. But leave your gimps at home because your leather clad asses are going to be staring up at the light wondering “Weren’t we undefeated?” and the answer will be with us standing over you with the tag titles in our hands…”Not anymore.”
RD: So that brings me to The New Revolution. You guys want to ride splash mountain? You should beware of a splash movement!
CC: That was horrible! A: It makes no sense and B: It sounds like code for a pooh.
RD: Shut up.
CC: You guys wouldn’t know the meaning of the words loyalty. But where we come from your kin is your kin and your friends are kin too. JD had a rough week last week for sure, but he’s our brother from another mother and we will not have some two pecker heads having a dig at him.
RD: And that crap you said about “It’s a small world.” Them’s fighting words! That ride is magical.
CC: No, I actually agreed with them there…that ride sucks!
RD: (obviously hurt) I’ll talk to you about that later.
CC: First things first boys, I’m sure you can get as much match preparation from The Magic Kingdom as we do at a comedy club, but you are already looking past us which is not something you want to do. We have lost one match since coming to GWA and we don’t plan on making a crappy sequel. It’s all hits from here on out. So ride the teacups some more and maybe have a peak up Cinderella’s dress…but it makes no difference. We are winning those belts.
RD: And it’s for the most magical ride in the world!
CC: If you say it…I punch you.
RD: ULTIMATE PAIN!
CC: That’s not a ride.
RD: I was moving on.
CC: Oh.
RD: Ultimate Pain. When you guys returned it was supposed to mark a date for the return of the era, but it’s been an Ultimate Disappointment.
CC: Did you drink before coming here?
RD: You guys are a throw back from an long gone era and era where mullets were cool and you guys were stars.
CC: I don’t know if I want to live in that type of world.
RD: You have made about as many waves as a small dooke in a giant toilet bowl. You guys come out with a huge fan fair from the management. Placed in a huge match without earning it and what happens….you are more silent than a preacher’s fart during mass.
CC: You always work blue don’t you.
RD: Some of my best stuff.
CC: What all of you guys have to realise is that it is a dawning of a new era. And it’s not of a New Revolution, or an Ultimate Pain or of The Suffering…it’s the age of the Redneck Wrecking Crew and Loaded Dice as the tag team champs. It’s going to happen, all you can do is sit back and enjoy the ride.
RD: And pick up the snapshot at the gift stand.
CC: What?
RD: I really want to go to DisneyWorld now.
CC: After we win the titles.
RD: Wait? I get to win the titles and scream “I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD?!?”
CC: Sure. Why not.
Rick is beside himself with joy. Chris just rolls his eyes and walks off. The open mic comic comes back on stage. [/b] Comic: So I don’t really suck? This audience was just paid to not laugh?
RD: Oh god no…you are horrible. Seriously. Give up.
Rick pats the guy on the back and walks off. Scene fade. [/i]
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Post by mrultimate on Jun 4, 2011 16:46:11 GMT -5
Ultimate Pain are sitting at a bar in the airport waiting for their flight to Flordia for the Blood Bath PPV when the very hot and sexy Aaliyah Jewel walks over to them. She ask if she can ask them a few questions and the agree to answer a few.
Aaliyah Jewel: I am here with GWA Hall of Famers Mr Ultimate & KOP (King of Pain) collectively known as Ultimate Pain. This Sunday GWA presents its Blood Bath PPV and you two are in a fatal 4way match to merge the GWA World and Global Tag Team Titles.
In the match will be you Ultimate Pain , Loaded Dice , GWA World Tag Team Champions New Revolution and Global Tag Team Champions The Suffering. Any thoughts ?
Mr.Ultimate: Yeah boys we are going to show you all that these over the hill , hanging on the edge, I have one more good run in me I know it, shells of once great wrestlers are now and always will be better than you.
KOP : Don't forget we are extras from Men in Black and Emmanuelle. And we are throw backs from along gone era where mullets and we were cool.
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Post by mrultimate on Jun 4, 2011 16:54:49 GMT -5
Aaliyah Jewel: So what are your plans ?
Mr.Ultimate: Very simple Aaliyah. My brother from another mother and I are going to kick ass and kick ass.
KOP: Thats right bro. And Loaded Dice we have been using the saying brothers from another mother longer than we can remember thanks for the little shout out.
Mr.Ultimate: So this Sunday at Blood Bath we take the tag team gold and prove to the world why we are Ultimate Pain.
KOP: And if you don't like it. To damn bad. We are who we say we are and that is Ultimate Pain.
Scene fades to black
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