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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 29, 2011 8:34:29 GMT -5
The Young Lion title is on the line.
You two RP here.
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Post by "The Scorpion" Kevin Lloyd on May 31, 2011 0:11:56 GMT -5
[We open to Kevin Lloyd sitting in an easy chair backstage, his Young Lion championship belt slung over his shoulder. The camera focuses in on him, and he on it.]
Kevin Lloyd: I said before I wrestled that 6-pak challenge my first night in the GWA that when I won this belt, I wasn't just winning it for me. This Young Lion championship is a reward to all of my fans for believing in me for all these years. I didn't pull it off the first time, but the true measure of a GWA superstar is what he can do one on one in the ring. I took on the winner of that 6-pak challenge, and when all was said and done, Thantos was dethroned, and I became the king.
[Lloyd slaps his title belt, then stands up and stares at the camera.]
Kevin Lloyd: At Blood Bath, I have the distinct pleasure of defending my fans' Young Lion Title against a guy that looks like he walked out of an 80's horror movie that would have been better off without a sequel. That's what you are, Castrator. Thantos was the cheap SyFy original movie that's probably gonna be made fun of on Mystery Science Theater 3000 in ten years, and you, Castrator, are the even cheaper, even worse made-for-TV sequel.
And then there's me. I'm like a summer blockbuster starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp. They're gonna make me into a Blu-ray two months after I gross millions of dollars in my opening weekend. In ten years, they're gonna make a collector's edition. And when I'm old and retired, they're gonna have marathons of me on AMC!
Castrator, at Blood Bath, you're going to look across the ring at me. You'll think, "Who is this kid? What does he think he's doing, stepping up to me?" You're gonna convince yourself that there's no way you can lose. You're bigger. Stronger. Definitely a lot less sane. But then, something you didn't expect is going to happen. I'm gonna slam your ass so hard into that mat that you won't be castrating anybody for years! You're gonna get STUNG! By the Scorpion! And once again, my fans are gonna leave Blood Bath with the Young Lion championship.
Then there's the matter of the Blood Bath Rumble. You know, before I was a pro wrestler, I did a lot of street fighting. Caught up in the wrong crowd, you know. Now, what I did was not right, but it is not a chapter of my life that I regret. That time in my life taught be how to make people bleed! I'm gonna be the last one without his own blood on his face at the end of that match. I will, however, be covered in the blood of every one of my opponents. Forty other men will bleed at my hand! And then my fans will win the GWA Global Championship, and they can put it in their case right next to the Young Lion championship.
[Kevin pats the belt a couple of times and the scene fades to black.]
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