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Post by Vinny Falcone on May 29, 2011 8:28:29 GMT -5
You two RP here.
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Post by Nakita Korchenko on May 29, 2011 14:47:59 GMT -5
Andre Bling : GWA fans I am here with Russian wrestling superstar and one of GWA well known superstars Nakita Korchenko.
Nakita Korchenko: Thanks for having Nakita comrade Andre.
Andre Bling: Coming up at the Blood Bath PPV you face one of GWA best fan favorites in Grilled Cheese. Any thoughts ?
Nakita Korchenko: Vell comrade Andre Nakita is very frustrated vith vhere his vrestling career has gone.
Andre Bling: And why is that Nakita ?
Nakita Korchenko: Vell it's very simple. Vhen Nakita first arrived in G double u A he vas part of great stable. Then all hell breaks loose and my comrades either killed themselves or just left the GWA leaving me all alone.
But I got through it and made a name for myself and von some titles but lately I have been in a slump and now I have to face this joke of a vrestler named Grilled Cheese.
Vell Grilled Cheese you vant to impress Nakita lets make this match a loser leaves GWA match. Vhat do you say ? I vill be vaiting for your answer .
Nakita walks off
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Post by Grilled Cheese on Jun 1, 2011 16:52:37 GMT -5
(Grilled Cheese is in the pool at his apartment complex. He's currently sitting in the baby pool section when in walks a lady with her 3 kids.)
Lady - Hello Sir. My name is Jill. Would it be too much to ask you to please move out of the baby pool so my kids can play?
Grilled Cheese - No problem darling.
Jill - Why thank you.
(Grilled Cheese jumps up and attempts to run out of the pool, but he slips and falls banging his face.)
Grilled Cheese - OUCHIE!!!
Jill - Oh Dear God, are you alright?
Grilled Cheese - A BOO BOO!!
Jill - Yes, but are you OK?
Grilled Cheese - Me no bleed?
Jill - No blood.
Grilled Cheese - Me get black blue ugie eye!
Jill - No just some red.
Grilled Cheese - It's just so hard to stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.
Jill - Huh?
Grilled Cheese - I need pie
Jill - SIR!
Grilled Cheese - What?
Jill - Not around my children.
Grilled Cheese - Are you OK?
Jill - Yes but that was uncalled for.
Grilled Cheese - Pie?
Jill - SIR!
Grilled Cheese - You're scaring me.
Jill - I'm scaring you? But you're the one asking for pie!!!
Grilled Cheese - And milk!
Jill - Leave my breasts alone!
Grilled Cheese - You one crazy lady.
Jill - I don't think so.
Grilled Cheese - Could you please?
Jill - Please what?
Grilled Cheese - Help me up?
Jill - Again you present me with sex!!
Grilled Cheese - Sex? What's that?
Jill - Give me a break!
Grilled Cheese - Is that like changing a tire on a car?
Jill - WHAT?
Grilled Cheese - Like a back tire, get it from the trunk.
Jill - no we discuss my ass. you know what!
Grilled Cheese - WHAT?
(We fade to black as Jill starts hitting Grilled Cheese with her pool bag, and a feint scream can be heard.)
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